The Lucky Rabbit of Awesomeness @ask-granny-tewi - Tumblr Blog

Perhaps open RP

[Tewi could be seen flying above the heads of many villagers today. It was quite obvious that it had to be her from the sound of helicopter blades. Just another day in Gensoukyou but perhaps not to someone who wasn’t aware of this ability of hers]

#RP starter

I'm definitely not a bunny, and I'm not sure if I'm eldritch or cute. I can confirm I'm a boy though!... Is this alright with you?

“Well I mean I turn inta this

at certain times because it’s my true form.

Ya really think you, an actual lizard are tha odd one?

Now whip out that scaly, reptilian cock! Granny’s made it hurt so now she gots ta tend to it... tenderly. ~Ahuhuhu!~” [Tewi then pulled a black curtain out of nowhere, but not before giving a show of stripping her clothing off while wiggling her hips]

#thetruelizard

Ah, um... Do you permit this service often for your children? If it's okay with Granny, I'd like to feel her fluffy and dexterous ears too!

“Hoooo. Well if’n ya insist child.” [Grandma Tewi then leaned forward as if to deliver a kiss. Her ears then grabbed ahold of the grayface’s head and patted their head and patted one of their cheeks]

“Granny knows what service ya mean, but one: yer not a cute boy, two: I don’ know ya enough ta know yer anatomy.. youse could be an eldritch bunny fer all I know an’ granny forbids bunnies from touchin’ her.... hmm.. I s’pose that WAS all tha reasons.

Take off that mask so I can really touch ya. Hah-hoooo”

#Anonymous

How can Granny Tewi's ears be kinky exactly?

“Ahuuuu! I’m glad you asked deary. Lookit the size’a them. They’re big enough to jack off your dick. And thanks ta all tha trainin’ I did because I was bored ova tha centuries, they’re another form of my hands pretty much. Except fluffier an’ softa.

Would’ja perhaps like me ta demonstrate dahlin? ~Ahuhuhu~

OH! I can also juggle wif ‘em as well as fly.

See? Cool huh?”

“Eh not really.”

“Whaddya mean not really? Bah! Ya wouldn’ know cool if it bit’cha in the face ya loony moony”

#Anonymous

Grandma! Grandma! Please let me marry you! Please?

~Ahuhuhu~ Well grandma would let’cha if she knew who ya were an’ if’n she knew ya very well. Granny don’ just let herself get married off’ta just any random ol’ stranga.

Besides, Reimu took my heart long ago. I haven’t seen her fer a long while but she’s still my wifey. Ohh when will my plot-armored-maiden come home?

#Anonymous

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What is Remilia’s favorite holiday?

Charismas!

#Good

((I’m losing motivation to granny it up again.. ‘A’ I’ve been Granny Tewi for about five years now but I still get nervous about sending messages to people. :A: I’m supposed to be one of the more known bloges but I can’t even muster the strength to engage with anyone and it sickens me))

#Dee speaks

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Helloooooo nurse I mean Princess Kaguya! Hahooo! Wha'cha starin' at princess? OH! I geddit! Ya just can't take yer eyes offa how beautiful I am can ya? I don' blame ya. Many would kill fer my body. Eeeheehee

“Why would I kill for your body when men and women alike would die for mine?” Maybe a suitable amount of squish can entice her

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I wanna let Grandma Bunny pinch my cheeks. Can she please?

C’mere child an I’ll pinch ‘em fer ya!

#Anonymous

Hello everyone! Granny got a lil too carried away with dressin’ up as Reisen and got sent on an errand meant fer her. Granny’s here ta hear wha’cha gotta say children. Ha-hoooh!

#Granny Tewi speaks

“Ahoohoohoohoohoo! Now that that bothersome rabbit is out of the way, it is my time to play.

(Eeeheehee)

Now zen, are there any stupid idiots who wish to approach me today?”

#Tewi is dressing up as Vile!Reisen

oceanirs

sirblaxalot

um

thottweiler-deactivated20140621

I JUST SCREAMED AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS

holl0wed

WHAT????

lipglosslut

I HATE RABBITS I HATE RABBITS SO MUCH RABBITS ARE SCARY AS SHIT Y'ALL DONT EVEN KNOW

#RIP in peace

Dear Grandma Tewi, have you decided on what you're gonna be for Halloween?

“Oh. Oh dear. It appears that due to ‘unfortunate circumstances’(Eeeheehee), Tewi is not here at the moment. Now, SCRAM before you become an ornament on my... mallet? Oh... you got me” [”Reisen” proceeded to pull off her “hair” to reveal that she was in fact our lovable grandma rabbit all along]

“Eeeheehee! Gotcha good didn’ I? I did this exact trick last year on April Fools where I impersonated the Moriya Shrine Maiden almost perfectly. Anyway, this is my costume. I already know this vile!Reisen very well so impersonating her is no problem. I can mimic voices to a T(for Tewi, silly. Eeeheehee) as well.”

#Anonymous