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What do you think Mr Andy's "Big Twist" is gonna be?

(Joke answers and legit answers are both acceptable)

It’s the second act. Rusty is singing Starlight Express. As he reaches the climax at the end of the bridge into the final chorus, his pants slowly lower on their own. I emerge. I whistle. We harmonize. The crowd goes wild. There’s not a dry eye in the house. Rusty performs the rest of the show with his pants around his ankles.

#Starlight Express #Dick Whistle #Starlight Express 2024

Luke Sheppard will direct the production at the specially designed Starlight Auditorium.

Rise from the ashes my children.

#Starlight Express #Starlight Express 2024

Who dares wake Dick Whistle, the god of the StEx, from his slumber???

#I woke up to 35 notifications on this dead ass blog #Where did you all come from???

denverorsomething

I’m doing one of these because I really don’t see the point and don’t want to be here so. A note is a day. Don’t make it too many.

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@maggs-is-a-muppet @imasunflower00 @luv-ya-hun @everyone holy shit

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@piper-koko-barnes-rogers @letter-from-the-refuge @newsiesasvines @newsies-1992 @newsieobsessed @papes-the-bird @loving-jack-kelly @brooklynishere @quarttetta @queenofbrooklyn @spot-king-of-brooklyn @spotsbis @bijackkellys @origamicrow @ohyes-abovethefold @randomness-1964 @a-pair-of-new-shoes @what-if-i-says-we-is @we-are-inevitable @jackkellystories @jackhasdreams @jackkellyspaintwater @jackcowboyhero @elmers-glitter-glue @what-goesaround-comesaround @waitingformy-fanfiction @incorrectnewsies @irlkingofnewyork @i-need-more-sleepzzz @miofrommars @imtheoutgoingsidekick-baby @that-one-bi-wizard @thatsrichhhh @thatsmycigarbutyoucanborrowit

Please please please I am literally begging you all.

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Welcome to the Starlight Express fandom, where we're one big, happy family.

@delphicoracle-cat is the mom.

@stexpress is the distressingly young stepmom.

@bellepullman is the cool aunt that all the kids are a little intimidated by.

@exdraghunt is the uncle who has a lot of cool stories to tell about the war.

@capsuna-cb is the cool older cousin who all the kids look up to.

@waitingformyredcaboose is the older sibling who pretty much does their own thing, but is always there for the younger sibs.

@all-alone-in-the-moonlight is the cousin who might as well be a sibling, because they come and stay over so often.

@chucklevoodoo-master is the hipster sibling that everyone likes.

@electrasgarbagetruck is the really awesome step-sibling who’s only there on weekends and holidays, but they make everything more fun when they’re there.

@magicalmistermistoffellees and @marshmallowessence are the lovely little twins who everyone dotes upon and adores because they’re the youngest.

@donttalktomewhenimreading is the new next-door neighbor who seems to really be hitting it off with the kids.

And @rrrrrumpleteazer is the exchange student from another fandom country who has gotten attached to the host-family and doesn’t want to go home.

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OFFICIAL ADDITIONS: @karack1871 is the Overachiever™.

@rich-hot-powerful-cool is the newly adopted toddler who was found in a box on the doorstep.

@theredcaboose is the one who dated one of the siblings and just never left even when they broke up.

@bunnyjoyce-blog is the preppy sibling who’s captain of the cheerleading squad and very popular in school.

And @mrmistoffelees is the pastel goth that @delphicoracle-cat and @stexpress JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND.

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@pastel–sparkle is the grandchild who’s insecure about their place in the family because they were a product of unplanned teen pregnancy, but literally no one else feels that way.

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@statistical-trains is the younger Overachiever™ who’s definitely going places in the fandom world.

@cabooski is the cat who showed up one day and never left, and the kids got attached to it, and @delphicoracle-cat and @stexpress threaten to get rid of it to keep the kids in line, but they actually love it, and they always cuddle it and give it treats after the kids go to bed.

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I’m the cousin who’s practically a sibling because I visit so often so is @cabooski basically my cat who I told no one about but they found out later

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EDIT: @cabooski is Mutie’s cat.

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This is absolutely true.

ghoulsbrain

I love this and can i join the fam pls? as the weird did kid??

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@theshufflingcaboose is the weird did kid.

Made this for a friend, thought I’d share it here, too! *Whistles*

#Starlight Express

andystorm333-deactivated2020080

I sent this and they restored me immediately lol.

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UPDATE

My friend Andy’s main, @andystorm333, where they never post anything nsfw, has been flagged shortly after they announced they were moving to pillowfort.

Please share this. Let this be a warning and an announcement of my imminent departure. If this is how it is, I’m going with Andy. Let’s see how fast @staff flags me, now.

@delphicoracle-cat, @stexpress, & all you smut authors in this fandom.

As I may only have a week left to live

I just want to say to all of you

*whistles*

andystorm333-deactivated2020080

I don’t make “adult content,” but I follow some really great people who do.

I am furious with @staff for screwing y’all over, and I’m willing to follow y’all to a platform that respects its users, even though I’m unaffected by the new rules. They’re downright dystopian and I don’t want to support them. Are there any Tumblr alternatives I can check out? Where is everyone else headed?