Grey Leno 📼🚗🛸

Everyone's favorite, completely original late night host, GREY LENO!

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HEY EVERYBODY, IT'S THE GREY LENO SHo- er, BLOG!!

HERE I'LL BE ANSWERING YOUR QUESTIONS!!

ASK ME ABOUT MY SKIN CARE ROUTINE!!

YA LIKE CARS?? 🚗 Vroom vroom!

Many people have asked me: "Mr. Leno, when will you be joining tumblr?" And that got me thinking, ( ´ཀ` )… So I'm gonna do a lotta tumbling from now on...

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_(´ཀ`」 ∠)_ please. i dont wanna be here.

im not even funny. why are YOU here? do you think my pain is funny? its not. its not funny. nothing about this is funny. please, just. Please. PLEASE. PLEASE!

PLEASE, DON'T FORGET OUR SPONSER, G̶̥̮̳͍͎̳̭͎͖̼̪̟̯̽͌͂̔̅̏̽̍̀͜r̴̢̧̨̡̞̙̭̗͈͍̲͚̝̼͂͆͗̅͐̄̃̔̊͂͊͋̀̊̑͝ͅO̴̢̡̡̬̞͙̼͙̝̰̾̑̽̓̃̾̂͒̓̕k̷͙̤̲̙̦͇͔̭̯̪̭̥̎̓̽͐̕͝e̶̛̛͇̞͈̿͋̃̉̄͗͌̔̓̍̾̕̕͜ͅ!

[Blog run by @neosiege]

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I didn't know you were a princess, what else are you hiding from us? 🤔

Well, I'm a very secretive girl (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵) 🩰˚˖𓍢 🦢✧˚.🎀 There's a lot you don't know about me, folks. Like did you know that... I lie? A lot... Yeah...

Anyway, I gotta check on my 𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓃𝒸𝑒𝓈𝓈 sisters, folks, see ya! ✨

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HEY FOLKS!! HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!

It's me, Grey Leno... And I want to remind you that you're welcome to watch The Grey Leno Show no matter how you identify. ⚢⚣⚥ The Grey Leno Show is for every one: ladies, gentlemen, folks and freaks of all kinds. I really don't get how your planet hasn't evolved beyond this discrimination shit. ( • ₃ •) But, yeah folks, I love you guys...

AND WATCH MY SHOW!! (✽´ཫ`✽)

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Are you enjoying life on the Island? I saw that and Liminala got buddy buddy!

Oh yeah! Melport's a real nice place, folks. I really like being the only normal person there. And Lim... She's just the sweetest! Oh, folks, I'll tell ya... (⸝⸝⸝O﹏ O⸝⸝⸝) When she told me my show sucked... ooohhhh boy... I knew she'd be real with me. I really value her honesty, folks.

I missed you guys (っ´ཀ`)っ I've just been here, wading in my own vomit, waiting... hoping... AND YOU'RE BACK!! (✽´ཫ`✽) folks...

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Do you have a favourite brand of earth chocolate? I hear the European stuff is way better than the US stuff.

I like that waxy stuff you get from the dollar store, you know the ones, no flavor, but it's shaped like a cute bunny so who cares. (✽´ཫ`✽) Oh boy, is it nice. I love the taste of unscented candles! Right folks?

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Happy Easter, folks! Today Christ returned to your planet. Beautiful story, folks, truly beautiful! ✝️

It's this time of year that life blooms and busts from the dirt of the Earth. (*^▽^)/★*☆♪ The symbolism of the egg, the beauty of new life.

I hope you have slash had a wonderful time with your families.

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oh yeah that reminds me

CUSTARD PIE 🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🧁🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🍎🥧

woah random cupcake and apple. 🥧

Anyways who are you pranking this April, Grey?

WAOW, PIE (。^。^。) I'll be enjoying whatever I can scrape off the floor the when nobody's looking ;3

But to answer your question, I don't do a lot of pranks, in fact a lot of people consider me showing up a prank! Could you believe it folks? I couldn't believe it. But uh, I really just wanna make people happy, and pranking doesn't always do that...

People are already upset with me, and I don't even do nothin'!

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Its that big Mario guys movie debut today. Do you know him? This'll be his... what? 3rd maybe 4th movie overall?

Yeah, he wears overalls...

I don't know the guy very well, and I have no idea why he asked Crisp Prat to play him, but hey it's his movie. I'm gonna check it out though. I'd love to see the story of such a beloved Earth hero on the big screen.

This reminds me, I been thinkin' a gettin' my own movie made. Grey Leno The Show The Movie (that's a working title, that's probably not what we're calling it.) Who do you think should play me, huh folks? I'd love to here your ideas!

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Its April Fools Mr Grey, how will you be pranking your loved ones this year?

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Nah, I can talk, folks. APRIL FOOLS! Ha! I bet I got ya good, didn't I? Oh man... .·°՞(≧ᗜ≦)՞°·. You thought I couldn't talk! Folks- Folks, ya think I could ever stop talking? C'mon... Ya know folks, I'm real happy we could spend this time together here on The Grey Leno Sh- Blog. RIGHT EVERYBODY? IT'S NICE, ISN'T IT? RIGHT RIGht...? folks? you're still here aren't you? could you stay a little longer? for... me... ... . .. . . . folks . . .. . ... .... HEY, did you guys here about what happened at da Whole Foods? Somebody stole $8000 from Whole Foods. Yeah, yeah, I know, what a shitty thing to do. But, uh, folks, I wouldn't worry about it too much, because they'll get their money back when somebody buys an apple 🍎!

Thanks for the question, I'll be here all night!

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How many cigarettes can you smoke at once?

Just to be clear, I don't smoke. I prefer to ingest my chemicals via wet mediums... ( ´ཀ` ) HOWEVER, if I were to try I'd say physically I could fit at least 20, but in terms of actually inhaling the smoke 5 would kill me.

I will not be demonstrating (ㆆ_ㆆ)

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I go to New York soon, should I expect it to be Lenosity by then?

Well, eh, uh, ya know... Gnorts is living there and all... and eh- I don't think he'd be to happy with me messing around with his little town... Not that I need his approval or anything! (ﾟ_ﾟ) I just think it'll take a little more time than that is all...

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Slurm?

Is this an offer or...? (゜-゜)(。_。) 'Cause if you're sharing I'll happily accept.

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What do you think of New York?

New York's pretty cool. It's a big city like Lenocity. It's not as cool as Lenocity, but I don't think it'll be that hard to convert. Alls I gotta do is hook em up with The Grey Leno Access Network and enforce some of my policies, and boom! New Lenocity!

In fact... I've got some ideas... (￢<￢)

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So, about the website changes... what do you think?

Bad. BAD- nn- no I don't wanna think about it, FOLKS. I don wanna...

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Grey Leno have you heard of nirvanna the band the show

No? I'm not even from this planet. I don’t know your daffy shows. Should I? Are they trying to compete with The Grey Leno Show!? (｀ε´ ) When I get my hands on those guys they wish they never messed with me! Well now I have to figure out who these guys are...

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How'd you find this website?

What brought you to tunglort dot com?

That's a very good question! Well, I was really just looking for a place to promote my show on Earth's interweb. I heard you got this thing called a tumblr sexyman? I- uh- I think I'm pretty- uh- sexy? Right folks? (o´・∀・)o Ehhhhhh... Anyway- I like answering your questions. I figured, ask blogs are a thing, I don't even have to be live and I can answer your questions.

Keep em comin', folks!

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Its nice to know that someone out there, sometimes holds you for a little while.

But more importantly: Have you ever been to a vomitorium?

Yeah, real nice (✽´ཫ`✽)

But, eh- hmm- Some have called my show a vomitorium. Because the audience always spews out before... my show.... is over... *sigh*

And I puke a lot, folks! Haha!