An Enby Gwendy

I'm your friendly neighborhood

[ask-gwenby]

Alright, let's do this one more time.

I'm your friendly neighborverse Gwen.

Just maybe a little different from what you're used to.

Still don't get along with my dad….

Actually…. Don't get along with him at all….

And my relationship with my Hobie is…. a piece of work….

You'd think I'd learn to not do friends anymore.

But whatever.

Yeah I have facial hair.

No I'm not shaving it.

Yeah I love birds.

Please don't @ me for not sticking to the humming ones….

But no matter how many times I get knocked down,

just know that

….

I love you

And I always will

No matter what

And I will always keep fighting for you

Cause thats what spiders do

(space reserved for @ mod FAQ)

[lookingforroleplayers]

Spiderverse RP Masterlist!

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[ask-gwenby]

@ask-gwenby @spidertarakonan

Both ocs

Gwen is from the middle of nowhere

Kami is from the planet Hataraka

[noir-spider-noir]

what kind of pokémon starter would you have….. or who would you at least choose between these three

The one on the left?

[ask-gwenby]

Squirtle is so cute! Charmander was my first choice tho. That's the one in the center

But I played yellow the most so I had all 3~

[luminescenthub]

Got one of my spiders stuck in a bug trap— uh.. help?- please . If anyone can.

[ask-gwenby]

Is it the sticky kind?

Cover the trap and spider with flour, and then blow off the excess. It will gunk up the sticky stuff and give the spider the ability to wiggle free without getting re-stuck

[luminescenthub]

Thank you— I was afraid I was gonna lose one to that !.

[ask-gwenby]

Glad I could help! Is the little guy doing ok?

[luminescenthub]

Got one of my spiders stuck in a bug trap— uh.. help?- please . If anyone can.

[ask-gwenby]

Is it the sticky kind?

Cover the trap and spider with flour, and then blow off the excess. It will gunk up the sticky stuff and give the spider the ability to wiggle free without getting re-stuck

[spikedupspidey]

I hear you're anti-canon? Is it on a principle or fact basis? Do you believe there is a canon, however it isn't set in stone? Or do you believe that what is viewed as "canon" is simply a bundle of coincidences that are read too far into? Statistics skewed via bias possibly?

I should introduce myself. I'm Rya of E-2045. Spider-Haze, if you must. It's a pleasure.

Feel free to ignore my questions if you wish. It's simply a curiosity of mine. As one who doesn't believe in canon in any shape.

@spider-haze

Rya -- Spider-Haze -- good to meet ya.

Short answer? Canon’s a load of bollocks. Long answer? It’s a tool of control, dressed up as some natural law. They say it’s "fact," but fact don’t mean unchangeable. The so-called canon ain't some universal truth -- it's just patterns, things that happened enough times for someone to slap a label on it and call it inevitable.

But inevitability? That’s just the excuse people in power use to keep things the way they like it.

Coincidences? Bias? Yeah, you’re onto something. What people call "canon" is just selective storytelling. Survivorship bias, yeah? You only see what made it through. The ones who didn't follow the script? Their stories get cut off -- literally. So nah, I ain't anti-canon for the sake of it. I'm anti-canon ‘cause I ain't about letting some blueprint decide who lives, who dies, and who gets to be free.

[ask-gwenby]

Yes! This! Thank you!

[parasite-the-symbiote]

YALL

What would you guys do if I just

Ate somebody?

That’d be crazy right

[luminescenthub]

You probablyyyy maybe shouldn’t . Do that. Yeah no I probably shouldn’t be the person answering this anyway though ..

[ask-gwenby]

If a few neonazis disappear, I won't look into it too hard. I bet they're easy to bait too

[prettypositivity]

i hope you heal from the things no one ever apologized for

[spiritarachnid]

How tall are you?

I am 5'5! I gained three? Inches since and probably because of the spider bite and I have gained nothing since.

Weirdly enough, this still isn't quite tall enough to see in the top shelf of the kitchen cabinets.

[ask-gwenby]

I'm glad that didn't happen to me. I like being 5'1"

[luminescenthub]

Somewhere out there is Spider-Men. A group of men that think they are one spider.

oh

[ask-gwenby]

ARE THEY LIKE A CLUMP OF PEOPLE LIKE FROM A JUNJI ITO!?

[ask-gwenby]

Public service announcement reminding every spider person to not hang the baddies upside down.

I know it's easy for us to forget, but blood pooling in the head is no laughing matter.

If you absolutely must tie someone upside down, please remember to tie their arms.... up? .... tie them so their hands are lowest, so the blood has somewhere to go besides their brain.

[ask-gwenby]

@spiritarachnid

I don't know what foods taste like air. But mock strawberries taste like water. Does that count?

[spiritarachnid]

Oh? I've never heard of these.

I do like water... I'll have to look for some. Thank you!

[ask-gwenby]

They're pretty invasive all over north america so it shouldn't be too hard to find some and start a garden. Assuming your dad doesn't mind you setting up a window garden.... Mine didn't mind.... He was just really angry I installed it myself and did it "wrong".... But I can't handle him hovering while I work so....

[spiritarachnid]

Okay! Thank you! He'll probably be fine with it.

Dude, the hovering is so bad. I don't know how to cope with him constantly trying to talk to me. It's like he's distant or overbearing with no in-between.

[ask-gwenby]

RIGHT!?

[ask-gwenby]

@spiritarachnid

I don't know what foods taste like air. But mock strawberries taste like water. Does that count?

[spiritarachnid]

Oh? I've never heard of these.

I do like water... I'll have to look for some. Thank you!

[ask-gwenby]

They're pretty invasive all over north america so it shouldn't be too hard to find some and start a garden. Assuming your dad doesn't mind you setting up a window garden.... Mine didn't mind.... He was just really angry I installed it myself and did it "wrong".... But I can't handle him hovering while I work so....

[ask-gwenby]

@spiritarachnid

I don't know what foods taste like air. But mock strawberries taste like water. Does that count?

[whosmoraless-deactivated2025041]

do you want a hot pocket

depends, is it poisoned?

[blackberry-spider]

See, this guy gets it.

[spiritarachnid]

Y'know there's a much more important question that gets this out of the way.

Does it taste?

[blackberry-spider]

WHAT IS WITH YOU AND THE TASTE THING

[spiritarachnid]

EVERYTHING SHOULD TASTE LIKE AIR. FOD SHOULDNT TASTE. ITS NOT NORMAL

[blackberry-spider]

FOOD TASTING LIKE FUCKING AIR ISN'T NORMAL!!!!!!

[whosmoraless-deactivated2025041]

she's white we js gotta let her have this one

[blackberry-spider]

😔 You're right...

[spiritarachnid]

See, you're both right, and I hate you for it /lh

This changes nothing, though. Y'all can have your taste, but I want my air. It tastes better

[ask-gwenby]

That means I can have the jalapenos off your nachos then right?

[oswinresources]

Reblog if you are willing to roleplay with an ESL student

For those of you who don’t know, ESL stands for English as a Second Language.

 It has happened to me more than one time to be discriminated because my sentence structure is a bit different and since people care so much for being literate, I would like to know those who don’t really discriminate, as long as it is understandable and it doesn’t show horrible mistakes that makes it hard to read.

[comicollection]

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