It's-a-Leap-of-Faith @peterbsideparker - Tumblr Blog

Alright, people! Let's do this one more time...

••●───── 🕸️⋅🕷⋅🕸️ ─────●•• My name is Peter B. Parker. I was bitten by a radioactive spider. And for the last twenty-two years, I thought I was the one and only Spider-Man. Turns out, there's a lot more of me. And I do mean a lot.

But there's still only one Peter B. Parker, and this... is his tumblr blog. ...Wow, so this is where my life is at these days. [INBOX: OPEN]

••●───── 🕸️⋅🕷⋅🕸️ ─────●••

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I'm sure if I tried hard enough I could get you pregnant (:

Stop it.

I'm not even convinced you're not the same person sending similar messages over and over...

#Peter B.: God I'm going to need a new tag for Pregnancy Anon aren't I?#IC: Peter B.#Web of Questions

There's three actually I'm gonna get you pregnant too

... ...No. No. That's not how that works. That's not how any of this works. I don't have the equipment for that, nor am I looking to get said equipment. I'm perfectly content in what came standard, thank you very much.

#Peter B.: Biology lessons. Take them.#IC: Peter B.#Web of Questions

What if I got you pregnant /threat

... ...whothefuck... I refuse to believe there are two of you. Stop that.

#Peter B.: *softy* Don't...#IC: Peter B.#Web of Questions

you know I'm sexy

ugh

don't call just text me

bitches slow can't get on my speed

they stare cause they know I'm the

Ahhhh, nothing like getting back to the classics. Thanks, Karaoke Anon. Good to know I was missed.

#Peter B.: *hums the song off tune for the rest of the day*#IC: Peter B.#Web of Questions #Karaoke Anon

"Sending incredibly strong coffee and reheated pizza for breakfast. You're gonna need 'em."

Thanks, Thera. And, uh... Good to see ya. Is it pepperoni and sausage?

#Peter B.: At least there's breakfast taken care of.#IC: Peter B.#Web of Questions #therapardalis

bitch

Okay, well that's rude.

#Peter B.: I leave for a few months and this is the welcome back I get...#IC: Peter B.#Web of Questions

… I don’t hate you. Most of the time.

You know what... ...

...I'll take it. (I don't hate you either, bud.)

#IC: Peter B.#Web of Questions #Mention: Miguel O'Hara #spiderman2-99

peterbsideparker

*yawn* Wow... What a nap. I feel... Not refreshed, but awake at least. So what'd I miss?

spiderman2-99archived

Several people almost died, someone turned into a dog, someone else is dating a robot, there's multiple gods of the moon floating around, the Spot's back, Morales is MIA, I was trapped in another dimension for months, and a prowler version of an agent is threatening to break into the system and replace said agent.

Any other brilliant questions, malparido?

peterbsideparker

Mm... Plenty. In fact, I'm pretty sure your answer just leads to more questions. How about a nice tl;dr?

#Peter B.: Still not awake enough for ALL that.#IC: Peter B.#Mention: Miguel O'Hara #spiderman2-99

*yawn* Wow... What a nap. I feel... Not refreshed, but awake at least. So what'd I miss?

#IC: Peter B.