Ask Hanschen Rilow (No, really, ask me)

[ask-hanschen-rilow]

Tell me your favorite season and why

Autumn. I like wearing warm, fuzzy jumpers and drinking hot chocolate while I cuddle with my boyfriend.

<3 Hanschen

[ask-hanschen-rilow]

Least favorite song?

Blank Space.

<3 Hanschen

[ask-hanschen-rilow]

You like feet?

Feet are terrifying. Next question.

<3 Hanschen

[ask-hanschen-rilow]

On a scale of 1-72.5 how tired are you?

100.

<3 Hanschen

[ask-hanschen-rilow]

Are you heterophobic?

Uh...no. Not at all. Why would I be?

<3 Hanschen

[ask-hanschen-rilow]

the lovers and death

Lovers: Yes, I do have a crush! Fortunately, he’s also my boyfriend and has been for a while.

Death: The three things I absolutely want to do before I die are 1) Get married 2) see the whole world 3) Make my own success.

Sorry for such a late reply, by the way! Things have been kind of dramatic in Chez Rilow as of late!

<3 Hansi

[ask-hanschen-rilow]

temperance!

Ilse! My favourite of all the Ilses in the world!

I actually had a pretty weird dream a few nights ago. It was Swan Lake, but it was all underwater. Someone did a backflip. There were cherry slushies involved. I think the universe is trying to tell me something, I just don’t know what.

[ask-bohemian-ilse]

i know what! it’s telling you to join a ballet company! also, cherry = cherry knots = tying knots of stems with tongue = hot makeout sesh with new ballet beau?

[ask-hanschen-rilow]

Yes, maybe the universe is telling me I need to start ballet again! Not sure about the making out bit…

[ask-bohemian-ilse]

come to class with me!!! well, that’s all up to your interpretation, hansi :)

[ask-hanschen-rilow]

But would the boyfriend appreciate it? There’s food for thought.

[ask-bohemian-ilse]

well, what if it was with your boyfriend? he’s secretly a ballet star?

[ask-hanschen-rilow]

I would happily make out with my boyfriend. It’s one of my favourite pastimes.

[ask-hanschen-rilow]

temperance!

Ilse! My favourite of all the Ilses in the world!

I actually had a pretty weird dream a few nights ago. It was Swan Lake, but it was all underwater. Someone did a backflip. There were cherry slushies involved. I think the universe is trying to tell me something, I just don’t know what.

[ask-bohemian-ilse]

i know what! it’s telling you to join a ballet company! also, cherry = cherry knots = tying knots of stems with tongue = hot makeout sesh with new ballet beau?

[ask-hanschen-rilow]

Yes, maybe the universe is telling me I need to start ballet again! Not sure about the making out bit…

[ask-bohemian-ilse]

come to class with me!!! well, that’s all up to your interpretation, hansi :)

[ask-hanschen-rilow]

But would the boyfriend appreciate it? There’s food for thought.

[ask-hanschen-rilow]

temperance!

Ilse! My favourite of all the Ilses in the world!

I actually had a pretty weird dream a few nights ago. It was Swan Lake, but it was all underwater. Someone did a backflip. There were cherry slushies involved. I think the universe is trying to tell me something, I just don’t know what.

[ask-bohemian-ilse]

i know what! it’s telling you to join a ballet company! also, cherry = cherry knots = tying knots of stems with tongue = hot makeout sesh with new ballet beau?

[ask-hanschen-rilow]

Yes, maybe the universe is telling me I need to start ballet again! Not sure about the making out bit...

[ask-hanschen-rilow]

temperance!

Ilse! My favourite of all the Ilses in the world!

I actually had a pretty weird dream a few nights ago. It was Swan Lake, but it was all underwater. Someone did a backflip. There were cherry slushies involved. I think the universe is trying to tell me something, I just don’t know what.

[nightmarevirgo]

☀️🌙✨ tarot questions ✨🌙☀️

the fool: do you have any nicknames? the magician: have you ever written a poem or song about somebody else? the high priestess: what is your dream date? the empress: do you think you will ever get married? the emperor: what are some names that you like? the hierophant: do you believe in ghosts? the lovers: do you have a crush? the chariot: thoughts on astrology? strength: what is your dream occupation?  the hermit: what is your favorite soda pop? wheel of fortune: first three songs that come on shuffle? justice: favorite color of rose? the hanged man: favorite movie soundtrack? death: what are three things you want to do before you die? temperance: can you describe a strange dream you’ve had? the devil: do you enjoy thunderstorms? the tower: favorite colors to wear? the star: have you ever seen a psychic? the moon: have you ever written a love letter? the sun: do you believe in magic? judgement: do you enjoy school? the world: do you like waking up early?

[ask-hanschen-rilow]

It’s Hanschen, back from the beyond. I know I had a long break, wherein I was dealing with some personal shit, but I’m back to answer questions again—you know, if anyone wants to ask them.

<3 Hanschen

[ask-georg-zirschnitz-again]

If I’m scarred for life, do I still need to go to Latin class? 

[ask-bohemian-ilse]

over what bitch?

[ask-georg-zirschnitz-again]

Ask Hanschen. 

[ask-bohemian-ilse]

@ask-hanschen-rilow explain yourself, twink

[ask-hanschen-rilow]

I think it’s the fact that I mentioned Melchior likes to put Freud where Freud does not belong.

[ask-melchior-gabor]

I resent what seems to be an association between Freud and me, but I do want to point out that, despite the fact that he’s ultimately extremely wrong, I think a place that Freud does belong is the bedroom.

[ask-hanschen-rilow]

In my books, that’s the last place he belongs.

[ask-suzie-maler]

don't let the fun philosophy talk fool you; melchior is bad news. don't let it go further.

I wasn’t planning on it, but now I’m tempted. I will bang people out of spite.

[ask-melchior-gabor]

I’m glad that this anon finds my philosophy talk fun. Most people don’t take to it so easily.

[ask-georg-zirschnitz-again]

He is bad news, though. Bitch never returned my phone cable. It was eighth grade so the cable doesn’t even match my phone anymore, but it’s about principle.

[ask-hanschen-rilow]

If we’re trading Melchi stories, the one (and only) time we got it on he quoted Freud at me in the middle of it.

[ask-melchior-gabor]

It was in a humorous manner; I would never quote Freud seriously.

[ask-georg-zirschnitz-again]

You… and Melchior… what now???????????????????????

[ask-hanschen-rilow]

This is common knowledge, Georg. But somehow I’m not surprised you didn’t know.

[ask-georg-zirschnitz-again]

If I’m scarred for life, do I still need to go to Latin class? 

[ask-bohemian-ilse]

over what bitch?

[ask-georg-zirschnitz-again]

Ask Hanschen. 

[ask-bohemian-ilse]

@ask-hanschen-rilow explain yourself, twink

[ask-hanschen-rilow]

I think it’s the fact that I mentioned Melchior likes to put Freud where Freud does not belong.

[ask-georg-zirschnitz-again]

Oh, okay, NOW you spare us the details. Thanks a lot, Rilow. 

Also, do you want to have a Buffy marathon sometime soon? 

[ask-hanschen-rilow]

I spared you the details before, Georg! All I said was Melchi happened to be on top of—you know what? Never mind.

Id love a Buffy marathon.

[ask-georg-zirschnitz-again]

If I’m scarred for life, do I still need to go to Latin class? 

[ask-bohemian-ilse]

over what bitch?

[ask-georg-zirschnitz-again]

Ask Hanschen. 

[ask-bohemian-ilse]

@ask-hanschen-rilow explain yourself, twink

[ask-hanschen-rilow]

I think it’s the fact that I mentioned Melchior likes to put Freud where Freud does not belong.

[ask-bohemian-ilse]

is this implying melchior getting a hard-on for philosphy? because i’ve seen it before.

[ask-hanschen-rilow]

Worse by far. He thought it was funny.

[ask-georg-zirschnitz-again]

If I’m scarred for life, do I still need to go to Latin class? 

[ask-bohemian-ilse]

over what bitch?

[ask-georg-zirschnitz-again]

Ask Hanschen. 

[ask-bohemian-ilse]

@ask-hanschen-rilow explain yourself, twink

[ask-hanschen-rilow]

I think it’s the fact that I mentioned Melchior likes to put Freud where Freud does not belong.