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[elenathehun]

May You Have One Just Like You

Star Wars | ~9.7k | 2/? chapters | Jango Fett, Rozatta the Toydarian, Original Character, Kal Skirata, Satine Kryze

“Well?  What did D’evala say when you found her?” Roz asked flatly.  Her wings were held stiffly away from her body and barely moved.  This was a larger show of temper than Jango had ever seen Roz exhibit. “It was as you expected.  The Eleven Elders have joined hands with the Confederacy,” Jango replied.  “Every agent of the Silent Hand has been recalled back to the Authala Sector.” Roz let out a short, explosive sigh.  Her wings dropped a little, only a rise up an instant later and quiver.   “And now they despoil the sector with the Confederacy’s ever-so-convenient material aid, without which they never would have even considered it,” Roz said flatly.  “I never thought to see so many fools in my lifetime.  Do they think it is so easy to field an army, especially one on loan?”

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[elenathehun]

Reblogging for the weekend crowd.

[elenathehun]

May You Have One Just Like You

Star Wars | ~9.7k | 2/? chapters | Jango Fett, Rozatta the Toydarian, Original Character, Kal Skirata, Satine Kryze

“Well?  What did D’evala say when you found her?” Roz asked flatly.  Her wings were held stiffly away from her body and barely moved.  This was a larger show of temper than Jango had ever seen Roz exhibit. “It was as you expected.  The Eleven Elders have joined hands with the Confederacy,” Jango replied.  “Every agent of the Silent Hand has been recalled back to the Authala Sector.” Roz let out a short, explosive sigh.  Her wings dropped a little, only a rise up an instant later and quiver.   “And now they despoil the sector with the Confederacy’s ever-so-convenient material aid, without which they never would have even considered it,” Roz said flatly.  “I never thought to see so many fools in my lifetime.  Do they think it is so easy to field an army, especially one on loan?”

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[valtsv]

just had a realisation

[valtsv]

this is a bug

[squidspawn]

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[elenathehun]

@squidspawn

[elenathehun]

May You Have One Just Like You

Star Wars | ~4.9k | 1/? chapters | Jango Fett & his terrible life choices

Ten years ago, Aurra Sing disappeared on Kohlma, hunting a bounty that was not hers to take. Jango Fett hasn't thought of her in years, too busy burnishing his reputation as the galaxy's greatest bounty hunter and avoiding the dangerous vagaries of Mandalorian politics. But "disappeared" is not the same as "dead", as he learns to his chagrin when Aurra’s last will and testament bestows upon him a most puzzling inheritance: a young girl. Jango is not one to shirk his duties, no matter what other people might say; he will do his best to raise this unexpected daughter to adulthood, come hell or high water. But a difficult task is made even harder by the war, as well as by Jango’s fractious people. After all, it’s often said there are always three sides in every truly memorable pan-galactic war: the right side, the wrong side…and the Mandalorian side.

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The collection for this years big bang has finally been revealed, and I am free to show off my shiny new thing! As usual, the joy of a non-traditional role swap AU was too much for me to ignore...

My thanks to the mods of @swbigbang for facilitating, and @catznetsov for some truly amazing art. As usual, please read and review!

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

[heidi8]

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

Will it hit a million notes today?

[heidi8]

Will it hit 2 million notes today?

[adiduck]

Vhonte Tervo, #20

FJDILFJEAILFJEAFL;AJ Elena why are you doing this to me??? Now I have to make up Star Wars literature!!!

20. Who do they like as a person but hate their work? Vice versa, whose work do they like but don’t like the person?

Actually no I don't, because I have the power of 'adding "space!" to the start of things to make it Star Warsy'.

Tervho likes space!Lin Manuel Miranda but hasn't really liked any of his musicals. She also likes space!Eric Clapton's music but thinks he's an asshole.

[elenathehun]

the funny thing is: I immediately thought of it as a professional opinion sort of thing. Does Vhonte have opinions on Cade Bane's body of work, versus, say, Hondo Ohnanka? Or Tarkin versus the CIS spider general? The fact that you immediately thought of musicians and artists is interesting to me.

[adiduck]

Owen, #42 ;)

Oh god, do we WANT Owen to give a TED Talk? 😂

42. If invited to a TED Talk, what topic would they present on? What would the title of their presentation be?

Tatooinian hospitality. It somehow over the course of the lecture becomes about the complex society that was built around slavery and the escape thereof. Mostly without him really meaning it to. <3

[elenathehun]

I mean, I think Owen would be one of those strangely hypnotic TED Talks hosts, where you start out thinking the dude is a joker and end up hanging off his every word, and then you insist on sharing it with all your friends.

[elenathehun]

Ain't No Forgiveness Here

Star Wars | ~4.5k | 2/4 | Leia Skywalker & Ben Kenobi

“Do you really think we’re going to find a pilot here who will take us to Alderaan?”  Leia asked through pursed lips.  

“If not to Alderaan, another planet further Corewards,” Ben replied, and fixed her with a sharp look.  “Now mind yourself, here; I don’t want a repeat of the first time we came to Mos Eisley.”

“I got into a bar fight one time, and no one lets me forget it,” Leia muttered.  “You get into a bar fight every other month, and no one bats an eye!  How is that fair?”

“Life isn’t fair,” her uncle advised her, right before walking through the entryway into the cantina.  Leia rolled her eyes before turning back towards Threepio and Artoo.  

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[elenathehun]

Mid-week reblog.

[elenathehun]

Ain't No Forgiveness Here

Star Wars | ~4.5k | 2/4 | Leia Skywalker & Ben Kenobi

“Do you really think we’re going to find a pilot here who will take us to Alderaan?”  Leia asked through pursed lips.  

“If not to Alderaan, another planet further Corewards,” Ben replied, and fixed her with a sharp look.  “Now mind yourself, here; I don’t want a repeat of the first time we came to Mos Eisley.”

“I got into a bar fight one time, and no one lets me forget it,” Leia muttered.  “You get into a bar fight every other month, and no one bats an eye!  How is that fair?”

“Life isn’t fair,” her uncle advised her, right before walking through the entryway into the cantina.  Leia rolled her eyes before turning back towards Threepio and Artoo.  

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[elenathehun]

Ain't No Forgiveness Here

Star Wars | 4.9k | 1/4 | Leia Skywalker, Owen Lars, Beru Whitesun, C-3PO, R2-D2

"They must have found some salvage from the battle in orbit yesterday," Leia said pensively, lips pressed together in a firm line as the Jawas put out their wares. It looked about the same as last time. "What do you think it could be?"

"Nothing we'll see," her uncle said dismissively. "If they found anything good, they'll bring it to Jabba for the bounty. I just hope they'll have a droid that can actually interface with our blasted irrigation system-"

"It wouldn't be necessary if you would just upgrade it," Leia argued, the reply almost instinctive after nearly five years of discussing the same suns-damned topic. "You'd have already paid it off by now if you'd done that, instead of looking for a droid with an operating system 30 years out of date-"

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Sometimes, you just have to manifest the Role Swap AU you want into the world yourself.

[elenathehun]

Late weekend reblog.

[elenathehun]

Ain't No Forgiveness Here

Star Wars | 4.9k | 1/4 | Leia Skywalker, Owen Lars, Beru Whitesun, C-3PO, R2-D2

"They must have found some salvage from the battle in orbit yesterday," Leia said pensively, lips pressed together in a firm line as the Jawas put out their wares. It looked about the same as last time. "What do you think it could be?"

"Nothing we'll see," her uncle said dismissively. "If they found anything good, they'll bring it to Jabba for the bounty. I just hope they'll have a droid that can actually interface with our blasted irrigation system-"

"It wouldn't be necessary if you would just upgrade it," Leia argued, the reply almost instinctive after nearly five years of discussing the same suns-damned topic. "You'd have already paid it off by now if you'd done that, instead of looking for a droid with an operating system 30 years out of date-"

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Sometimes, you just have to manifest the Role Swap AU you want into the world yourself.

[dwellordream]

I wish you would write a fic where Arya and Sansa escape King's Landing together

I guess I just did:

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[simzart]

[spindlewit]

there aren't any new tumblr users you guys are making that up

[acepalindrome]

Someday I really want someone to make a series about a team of magical girls, expect they’re all adults now and thought their days of saving the world with the power of friendship and glitter was behind them. But now some new evil has emerged, and they’re all suddenly finding their powers coming back after being dormant for years, and after a couple days of desperately hoping a new team of fifteen year olds would appear to take care of this, they eventually realize that it’s all up to them.

So that means digging through old boxes of keepsakes to figure out where they stuck their Rainbow Twinkle Wand after they finished saving the world the first time around, and hoping the outfit still fits (it’s a magical transformation, so yes, it adapts to their adult bodies and fits perfectly, even though it’s a lot more frills and sparkles than they’ve worn in a very long time.) Also gotta get used to yelling their attack names, because the magic doesn’t work otherwise. One lady shouts ‘Strawberry Lipbalm Ray!’ and blasts a monster into oblivion, and then stares off into the middle distance because she’s 30 years old and has a mortgage.

[leantailean]

Toph and Zuko together. 

I tried to do them in style of old Japanese art

[crunchbuttsteak]