Jumping Without Looking

Ask a reckless eevee and her unwitting companions

[ask-haphazard]

Rules for submitting asks

This askblog is EXTRA MATERIAL for an already-existing comic called Haphazard!, which is loosely based on Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Red Rescue Team. You can read it following either of these links:

https://comicfury.com/comicprofile.php?url=haphazardeevee

https://www.deviantart.com/kiwiflame/art/Cover-Haphazard-794559693

I already know how the story goes, and this askblog is primarily about gaining an extended understanding of the world, and the characters’ perspectives. If a character doesn’t know something about the plot that you do, don’t tell them! It’s a secret between us. In addition, if you're coming here from my other comic, The Stars Shine Bright, this comic shares the same worldbuilding, and even shares some characters, as it takes place six years before the events of that comic. You're more than welcome to ask everything all over again, even if you already know the answer! All-new character perspectives to see, you're bound to learn something new.

I do not accept magic anons or kink asks under any circumstances.

General character tags and descriptions:

https://ask-haphazard.tumblr.com/post/678433756572483584/available-characters

Blog run by Kiwiflame/Pika

http://kiwiflame.tumblr.com/

[ask-haphazard]

Lily, what would you do if Roxanne suddenly died while you're an Eevee?

Lily: What?? What do mean?? Why?? Like, that would be so messed up and sad. Also, Roxie's healthy, so she's fine.

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Lilly, I have some thoughts on your evolutionary options. You are a rather poofy eevee, and I think it would be very interesting to see what that poofiness would look like on a flareon. Another good option would be glaceon, because I’ve heard they’re very… cool.

Lily: Guess we'll have to see what happens. If Malachi happens to drop a cool rock on my head and I wake up in a new-new body, I could work with that. I'm good at rolling with it.

[ask-haphazard]

Lilly, how do you get along with Dr. Collins?

Lily: Wooow, Doctor Collins. You're really gassing her up. Well, she's awesome and Roxie finally married her. Took her long enough. They should have a kid next! Steven's great at building stuff, bet she could build a crib or a racecar bed easy.

[ask-haphazard]

Malachiiiiii… did you abandon your firstborn?

Malachi: ... You are not meant to know anything so personal about me. Is this the way you get acquainted with strangers?

[ask-tssb]

just made malachi (from your pokemon universe not wooled's ) into character ai finished but didnt add character difination 💀 so its kinda bad i just made it out of boredom

// i think he knows me

[ask-haphazard]

Part 2 of Haphazard's chapter 1 scroll is up, hope you enjoy. Conveniently seperated from the part of the comic where she was a human so people who are weird about humans can just skip that part (kidding) (I hope)

// YES LMAO THE CASCADA SONG!!!! was wondering what you were gonna do for that

for everyone, part 2 is out!

[ask-haphazard]

It's me again, from the TSSB's ask blog inbox. I've gone ahead and done Haphazard and the first part is now up (it's split into 2 parts). Hope you enjoy. Still wish tumblr would let me use links but you know the drill.

// YAAAAAY I LOVE IT, and i think you split it at a really good point for the cliffhanger

for everyone on this blog just tuning in, this is a scrolling read-along video for the first part of Haphazard!. easy catch up for the times between updates

[ask-haphazard]

Too Lily and Pandora how do you feel with your evolution or Evolutions too be And Thomas and Malachi do you guys wanna be not evolved again?

Lily: I'm enjoying my current evolution, catch my drift?

Pandora: I do wanna evolve into delphox someday, but I have to study first! I bet I can evolve before I'm fifteen!!

Malachi: Wait, Pandora -- agh. Well, for me, I quite like being a delphox. I have access to many more advanced techniques this way, though that's not to say it would be impossible for a braixen. It's simply easier now. That comes with the territory of learning and expanding your skillset.

Thomas: Not keen on losing the hands, no fucking way. Or the height, before someone snips in about how torracats also have hands.

[ask-haphazard]

Hey Pandora! What's your mom's name? Do you have siblings? What are their names?? What's your favorite spell?

Pandora: Yes, yes, yes, okay! I don't know my mom's name, 'cause I don't have a mom, I only have a dad, and I don't have siblings either, probably! Unless my mom had more kids besides me, but I don't know her, so I don't know! I wish my dad gave me a brother, though. My favorite spell is Mystical Fire, but I don't know how to do that spell yet. But I will. This is fun, Thomas should try it!

[ask-haphazard]

Hey Lily how did ya feel after being auto-hired too work at the Cafe by Malachi?

Lily: ... Great, I can already hear Roxanne’s goading...

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Has anyone considered that the volcano might want a... well a uh... sacrifice?

Lily: It already got a bit close, don't you think...?

Thomas: A Mystery Dungeon can want whatever the fuck it wants, that doesn't mean it's getting it. At least, not from us. Ask your own damn residents.

[ask-haphazard]

Thomas, what's your mom's name? Do you have siblings? What are their names?? What's your favorite spell?

[He rolls his eyes at you.]

Thomas: Tss. You don't actually need to know any of that. I said I had siblings, but they're not here right now. I don't like magic all that much, and I don't love casting anything in particular. I do what's needed around here. If it includes managing Runes, then it's a job that needs done.

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Hey Lily do you know what the eeveelution requirements too evolve?

Lily: Sure. Half of them use magic stones, the other half use, like, strong positive feelings. It sounds kinda lame to say, but lots of other pokemon apparently evolve that way, too. It's probably self-explanatory which eevee evolutions do what? All the elemental-looking ones use the stones. I think.

[ask-haphazard]

Pandora, what are your favorite subjects in school?

Pandora: Oh, easy! That's science forever and always and always. I'm the best at science, and I'm the best at asking questions. Watch:

Thomas, Thomas, Thomas! What's your mom's name? Do you have siblings? What are their names?? What's your favorite spell?

Thomas: Oh, for the love of god...

[kiwiflame]

tried thinking about the nature of pmd comics while alone in stream chat (dangerous thing)

[ask-haphazard]

Hey Lily, you ever meet any of Roxanne's coworkers from the lab?

Lily: Pssh, no. Not that it matters, it'd be weird to hang out at the same event with a bunch of smart people I don't know. They'd be talking super deep about gravitational waves, or something, and what am I supposed to do with that? Roxie tells me all about her weird coworkers, though. It's usually about someone named Dr. Steele. That person's nuts.