Hela Odinsdottir

Kneel.

[ask-hela-odinsdottir]

A dear friend is starting their own ask blog, so I'm logging back into this one. Who has any questions for Hela... the queen of Asgard?

[ask-hela-odinsdottir]

Will you please step on me, my queen?

.....perhaps.

[dailymarvelstudios]

Cate Blanchett as Hela | Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

[womenofmcu]

Cate Blanchett as Hela — in Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

[ask-hela-odinsdottir]

Ah, yes. I do love a good reminder of exactly how stunning I am. I did make them kneel in the end, of course.

[fornasedensgudar]

They call her Hel.

[ask-hela-odinsdottir]

Not exactly the most flattering depiction of me, perhaps, but I must admit that it is its own sort of... intimidating.

[bvckybrnes-deactivated20240716]

"Odin and I drowned entire civilizations in blood and tears. Where do you think all this gold came from? And then, one day he decided to become a benevolent king. To foster peace, to protect life. To have you."

Cate Blanchett as Hela Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

[ask-hela-odinsdottir]

Now, though, it is high time for the drowning to resume.

[ask-hela-odinsdottir]

Hello my queen. *bows* I hope you are well today. 😳

I am, in fact, well today. Don’t tell my siblings, though—they still think I’m dead.

[ask-hela-odinsdottir]

Well, I suppose they're well aware of my ongoing life now, unfortunately... for them, of course.

[ask-hela-odinsdottir]

Hela- my favourite goddess who wouldn’t have to ask me twice about ANYTHING. My queen 😘

Why thank you. I appreciate it.

[ask-hela-odinsdottir]

Now this, this is good Midgardian music...

[ask-hela-odinsdottir]

I would’ve liked to see that.

[bob-belcher]

[ask-hela-odinsdottir]

Then beg.

[ask-hela-odinsdottir]

Hello my queen. *bows* I hope you are well today. 😳

I am, in fact, well today. Don’t tell my siblings, though—they still think I’m dead.

[ask-hela-odinsdottir]

Not just to execute people, but also to execute their vision. But mainly to execute people. Still, it was a great honor.

[amazingspidermans]

Imagine being that poor soul stuck as Hela’s executioner… Like, Hela probably casually massacred three times as many people more in a day than the executioner ever did. Talk about a Pointless Job

[ask-hela-odinsdottir]

How rude. I massacred far more than three times as many people in one day than Skurge did in his life. That poor soul ended up betraying me, then dying. Pointless, indeed.

[ask-hela-odinsdottir]

Not just to execute people, but also to execute their vision. But mainly to execute people. Still, it was a great honor.

[ask-hela-odinsdottir]

What? He was in my seat.

[lokiimcryforyou]

[ask-hela-odinsdottir]

Shocking. Could my siblings and I truly share something besides parentage?

[ask-hela-odinsdottir]

You have no idea what’s possible.