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@ask-hobgoblin
Why goblins? And why Green?
Well you see, when a girl goblin & a boy goblin... you've probably heard this one before.
Also because my skin's green, do you have a problem with green people? That's racist!
Why do I get the weird fans?
GREETINGS NEW YORK!
I am the Green Goblin.
You might know me, I killed the mayor not too long ago.
Now I'm here, to answer any questions you may have!
Now ask away!
🤨 A Copycat?
🤢🤮Wow, his color scheme sucks!
There are two of them?
I know it's craziness!
GREETINGS NEW YORK!
I am the Green Goblin.
You might know me, I killed the mayor not too long ago.
Now I'm here, to answer any questions you may have!
Now ask away!
🤨 A Copycat?
🤢🤮Wow, his color scheme sucks!
Reports are coming in!
If you work at Oscorp you might need to find a different way to work. It appears @ask-friendly-spiderblog and @ask-hobgoblin are dueling it out on the roof. Proceed with caution from both the destruction and the puns!!!
For once the news is right! Also what's wrong with my puns?!
Vintage Style Halloween Girl Prints by lllittleghosttt
Just wanted to say I love these!
Where do we get your book at?
Your local bookstore!
Magical symbols on your suit?
I mean that sounds really cool but why would I need them? My powers aren’t magic based and I’d have no use for them.
Plus idk how I’d even get them. I don’t see any wizards around New York do you? If I tried myself I’d probably accidentally wrote “kick me” or something else very very wrong. Maybe invite a demon to possess me idk.
Probably safest just to stay away form that stuff.
Most magic symbols are bogus anyways. The demonic language of Limbo is a common language with little power behind it. It just looks spooky.
What do you hate about Spider-man?
His interface and moral code. Sometimes to make an omelet, you need to need rob a grocery store!
Spider-man doesn't see that, probably why he always he's poor during our skirmishes. He used up all his cash buying eggs. It's a sad thing to be honest...hehe.
Being a hero isn’t about money, it’s about saving people and making them feel safe.
Also eggs are usually pretty cheap so 🤷♀️.
But aren't criminals a superstitious, cowardly lot? A hero should be feared.
A mysterious, evil, flying trickster with a shotgun is a bit scarier than a patriotic, teenage spider boy in a wetsuit and hoodie.
Plus I need to pay taxes, not getting Scarfaced by the feds.
But the people your trying to save fear you just as much as the criminals you fight
What’s the fear worth when the whole world fears you? Are you really a hero then? Or just a terror plagueing the citizens the same as the criminals you say you’re here to fight?
Also get a job. And if you can’t, that’s what welfare is for. Check out that F.E.A.S.T. place downtown if you need a place to sleep and a bite to eat. There’s plenty of avenues you can take to help you stay or get back on your feet. New York is littered with poverty and homelessness but there are Jaír as many people out there ready and willing to help anyone who needs it.
You just have to look.
There is no excuse for crime and you can ALWAYS turn yourself around and do better.
I believe in you. Do you?
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Did you read my book?
Fifty percent of the purchase goes to charities. I'm charitable and generous, but I am also a realist and an adult. The world is harsh to the generous and loving, and it's better to be evil and do good things. At least for me it works out.
Also I have a couple jobs: trickster, mercenary, author, demon, and fashion model!
P.S. I am a hero. A hero for hire!
P.P.S. I'm an egomaniac, of course I believe in myself.
P.P.P.S. Buy my book!!!
What weapons do you use?
Well...
My glider is basically a flying weapons platform after my tinkering with it. The Warwagon is a weapon in and of itself. Various grenades. And of course my baby, a modified Benelli M2. I love that gun.
Oh and then if Spiderman tries to web onto your glider you can shoot confetti in his face!!! That would be kinda funny lol.
That's the idea my dear! Hahaha-ha-ha-ha-hehehe!
Oooh sounds fun!! What kinda mischief and deception???
The kind that involves a wood chipper and a bank manager. Just joking, but in all honesty I am thinking about adding confetti and a gatling to the glider.
Hi Hobgoblin! It's nice to meet you! How are you doing today?
I'm chipper today! Thanks for asking my dear!
Complicating mischief and deception.
What do you hate about Spider-man?
His interface and moral code. Sometimes to make an omelet, you need to need rob a grocery store!
Spider-man doesn't see that, probably why he always he's poor during our skirmishes. He used up all his cash buying eggs. It's a sad thing to be honest...hehe.
Being a hero isn’t about money, it’s about saving people and making them feel safe.
Also eggs are usually pretty cheap so 🤷♀️.
But aren't criminals a superstitious, cowardly lot? A hero should be feared.
A mysterious, evil, flying trickster with a shotgun is a bit scarier than a patriotic, teenage spider boy in a wetsuit and hoodie.
Plus I need to pay taxes, not getting Scarfaced by the feds.
What do you hate about Spider-man?
His interface and moral code. Sometimes to make an omelet, you need to need rob a grocery store!
Spider-man doesn't see that, probably why he always he's poor during our skirmishes. He used up all his cash buying eggs. It's a sad thing to be honest...hehe.
Is everything an innuendo?
Maybe.
Only if you try hard enough.
Wink wink
What do you think about a cape?
As a wise woman once told me,
“No Capes”
That and, do you see all the moving I do? I’d get tied up waaaaay to easy. They are cool though and sometimes I kinda wish I could use one but alas, the spider powers don’t work with capes.
I like capes. Capes are useful.
Are you bulletproof?
Bullet resistant, but yes. I don't take chances.
