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[catalogingthedeclineofthewest]

[rightsmarts]

[unflatteringcatselfies]

this is Monsieur Fluff and he has eyes of gold

[unflatteringcatselfies]

Today it has been five years since I walked into the animal shelter and said “that is the fattest cat I’ve ever seen” and brought him and his fancy friend home with me.

[bad-stand-ideas]

A stand that covers people in mosquito bites, but only if the person has a bug bite fetish. It’s automatic and the user can’t do anything about it.

[palmetto-64-deactivated20220311]

[doctorcigarettes]

Hanzo is just sasuke for people who wanna fuck dads

[chris-huy]

How fucking dare you. Hanzo has a richer and deeper backstory than that angsty sack of shit

[gavlan-deactivated20180830]

fanart of him fucking mccree isnt lore

[tastefullyoffensive]

Same. (via the_blueprint)

[lonefemalewolf]

Tunashamed

[farmfreshmemes]

[pkpaulshow]

[constantcaturday]

His favorite human (my daughter) is away at camp. He’s staring at the front door waiting for her return.

[unflatteringcatselfies]

I’ve officially adopted pumpkin! He’s a very graceful boy.

[slavery]

Where the milfs

[18nth]

with their kids 

[slavery]

U right

[klubbhead]

Submitted by @emeraldcountry

[whattheforkdude]

please unmute this

[failbag]

I’ve never seen high school musical and now I never need to

[delusion-of-negation]

This is from Bad Lip Reading, here’s the whole thing: https://youtu.be/BVQSr8NpjrU

[hugo-cumboss-deactivated2017092]

[askpredetor]

Dude, it’s salt

[wolvesintheflowers-deactivated2]

I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.