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𝐸𝑛𝑔𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑑/𝐴𝑟𝑡ℎ𝑢𝑟 𝐾𝑖𝑟𝑘𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑅𝑃 𝐵𝑙𝑜𝑔 • 2025 • 𝐴𝑑𝑚𝑖𝑛: 20+ ~ 𝐼𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑊𝑒𝑙𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑑 ~ （𝑀𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝐴𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑜𝑛 𝑊𝑒𝑒𝑘𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑠）

[ask-hws-england]

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[ask-hws-england]

How was everyone’s Halloween? Any thrilling stories to share?

[ask-hws-america]

Teaching Comet to use the computer so he can VC with @ask-hws-england's cat, Crumpet!

[ask-hws-england]

It seems like your teaching is paying off. Just a few days ago, sweet Comet messaged me personally for a little play date. A smart kitty you have.

[ask-hws-america]

[ask-hws-england]

How many wins for me does it make it this year?

[ask-hws-england]

I’ve been asked several times now if I could share some of my works. This is a latest of mine. He was amusing to make and I found that the fairies have taken quite the liking to him as well. Maybe I’ll make him a friend.

An obligatory tag for @nipponofficial. I know it’s long overdue, but I did promise to show you some of my crochet pieces when I had the time.

[ask-aph-hws-iceland]

To be honest, if you're coming here for therapy, your life must really suck. That or you really want to hear what I have to say to you which is sweet but it also baffles me.

(OOC: before we get into this event. Obviously, this isn't a substitute for real therapy. Iceland is going to be cynical and his advice is not going to be the best because he's a dumb teenager. Try not to discuss super heavy topics.)

[ask-hws-england]

I’ll play along, out of curiosity. What are your takes on dreams? Would you say they mean something or are a collection of memories made throughout the day then morphed? Should you take them seriously?

[ask-aph-hws-iceland]

Of course dreams mean something. Not all of them, but some of them do. It's just really difficult to decipher that meaning.

They're a mix between both. I like to think that dreams are a mosaic of all the patterns of thinking your brain notices you have. I like to think that it's your brain trying to entertain you the same way you entertain yourself when daydreaming. It also helps you process things that happened through the day.

I think dreams are a very complicated subject. Everyone experiences them differently. For me, my dreams are mostly made up of memories. Happy ones, sad ones, etcetera.

I think you should take your dreams as seriously as you think they are. I don't know exactly what kind of dreams you have, but if you believe your brain is trying to tell you something about yourself, that's probably the case since you came to that conclusion.

[ask-hws-england]

Are you saying that some dreams are formed by patterns in your way of thinking? That’s impossible, otherwise that would mean.. No. I’m certain I’ve never entertained such a pattern that it would to formulate the recent dreams of mine.

Dreams could be manipulated after being exposed to a various high level of stress, right? Perhaps that is the root cause? It isn’t so much that I’m taking these dreams “seriously,” far from it, but more so that they left me confused. I would never..

[ask-aph-hws-iceland]

Hey, breathe. Yes, of course. Stress has a lot to do with it. Are you okay? Would you mind telling me what type of dream you had?

Just, take a deep breath and sit down. I have a pot of herbal tea made. Would you like some to help you calm down while you tell me what happened?

[ask-hws-england]

No! I mean…. no. It’s fine. You gave me an outside perspective, not exactly one I can agree on, but a perspective nonetheless. Thank you. I’ll have to take your offer on tea another time.

[ask-aph-hws-iceland]

England... Please sit down.

[ask-hws-england]

Yes, maybe another time. For now, I really do need to go. Again, thanks for the chat.

[ask-aph-hws-iceland]

To be honest, if you're coming here for therapy, your life must really suck. That or you really want to hear what I have to say to you which is sweet but it also baffles me.

(OOC: before we get into this event. Obviously, this isn't a substitute for real therapy. Iceland is going to be cynical and his advice is not going to be the best because he's a dumb teenager. Try not to discuss super heavy topics.)

[ask-hws-england]

I’ll play along, out of curiosity. What are your takes on dreams? Would you say they mean something or are a collection of memories made throughout the day then morphed? Should you take them seriously?

[ask-aph-hws-iceland]

Of course dreams mean something. Not all of them, but some of them do. It's just really difficult to decipher that meaning.

They're a mix between both. I like to think that dreams are a mosaic of all the patterns of thinking your brain notices you have. I like to think that it's your brain trying to entertain you the same way you entertain yourself when daydreaming. It also helps you process things that happened through the day.

I think dreams are a very complicated subject. Everyone experiences them differently. For me, my dreams are mostly made up of memories. Happy ones, sad ones, etcetera.

I think you should take your dreams as seriously as you think they are. I don't know exactly what kind of dreams you have, but if you believe your brain is trying to tell you something about yourself, that's probably the case since you came to that conclusion.

[ask-hws-england]

Are you saying that some dreams are formed by patterns in your way of thinking? That’s impossible, otherwise that would mean.. No. I’m certain I’ve never entertained such a pattern that it would to formulate the recent dreams of mine.

Dreams could be manipulated after being exposed to a various high level of stress, right? Perhaps that is the root cause? It isn’t so much that I’m taking these dreams “seriously,” far from it, but more so that they left me confused. I would never..

[ask-aph-hws-iceland]

Hey, breathe. Yes, of course. Stress has a lot to do with it. Are you okay? Would you mind telling me what type of dream you had?

Just, take a deep breath and sit down. I have a pot of herbal tea made. Would you like some to help you calm down while you tell me what happened?

[ask-hws-england]

No! I mean…. no. It’s fine. You gave me an outside perspective, not exactly one I can agree on, but a perspective nonetheless. Thank you. I’ll have to take your offer on tea another time.

[ask-aph-hws-iceland]

To be honest, if you're coming here for therapy, your life must really suck. That or you really want to hear what I have to say to you which is sweet but it also baffles me.

(OOC: before we get into this event. Obviously, this isn't a substitute for real therapy. Iceland is going to be cynical and his advice is not going to be the best because he's a dumb teenager. Try not to discuss super heavy topics.)

[ask-hws-england]

I’ll play along, out of curiosity. What are your takes on dreams? Would you say they mean something or are a collection of memories made throughout the day then morphed? Should you take them seriously?

[ask-aph-hws-iceland]

Of course dreams mean something. Not all of them, but some of them do. It's just really difficult to decipher that meaning.

They're a mix between both. I like to think that dreams are a mosaic of all the patterns of thinking your brain notices you have. I like to think that it's your brain trying to entertain you the same way you entertain yourself when daydreaming. It also helps you process things that happened through the day.

I think dreams are a very complicated subject. Everyone experiences them differently. For me, my dreams are mostly made up of memories. Happy ones, sad ones, etcetera.

I think you should take your dreams as seriously as you think they are. I don't know exactly what kind of dreams you have, but if you believe your brain is trying to tell you something about yourself, that's probably the case since you came to that conclusion.

[ask-hws-england]

Are you saying that some dreams are formed by patterns in your way of thinking? That’s impossible, otherwise that would mean.. No. I’m certain I’ve never entertained such a pattern that it would to formulate the recent dreams of mine.

Dreams could be manipulated after being exposed to a various high level of stress, right? Perhaps that is the root cause? It isn’t so much that I’m taking these dreams “seriously,” far from it, but more so that they left me confused. I would never..

[ask-aph-hws-iceland]

To be honest, if you're coming here for therapy, your life must really suck. That or you really want to hear what I have to say to you which is sweet but it also baffles me.

(OOC: before we get into this event. Obviously, this isn't a substitute for real therapy. Iceland is going to be cynical and his advice is not going to be the best because he's a dumb teenager. Try not to discuss super heavy topics.)

[ask-hws-england]

I’ll play along, out of curiosity. What are your takes on dreams? Would you say they mean something or are a collection of memories made throughout the day then morphed? Should you take them seriously?

[ask-hws-england]

why is your food so terrifying? genuinely what do you put in it... why.... why why why....

Terrifyingly delicious? Why, thank you. However, I can’t be going out and giving up my secrets, so it will have to remain a mystery. Still, take a piece of stargazy pie, fresh out of the oven. I insist.

[maple-asks]

how delectable...!

[ask-hws-england]

But, of course.✨ You’re welcome to have some, if you like.

[russiateascarf]

NERD 🫵

Hello friend!

Ahh... Me? Nerd? Is this meant to be some kind of mean insult? I think you were meaning to send this to my friend Estonia!

[ask-hws-america]

Hahaha! You're wondering if it's a mean insult, but then saying it applies to Estonia?

[russiateascarf]

Doesn't it? I do not mean it in a bad way for him... Being nerd means you are smart, and he is smart I think! But he is a bit mean to me sometimes, so maybe I do mean it in a bad way just a little bit! It is okay, he is still close friend to me!

[ask-hws-america]

I dunno, it depends on the intent of the person saying it. It used to be an insult most of the time, but nowadays a lotta people use it lightheartedly!

Anon called me a nerd too, maybe 'cuz I'm so talented in STEM! 😌

[russiateascarf]

Hm, okay, maybe it was nice thing then! What is a good thing that I am nerd about...?

[ask-hws-america]

Nerds are associated with academic stuff, typically. So what kinda academic stuff are you into?

[russiateascarf]

I do not know! I like space, but that is really all I can think of... I feel like I do not do many smart things! Usually I am just in bed and eating sweet food!

[ask-hws-america]

Yeah, that's something! And nothing wrong with chilling in bed and eating sweets, nothing at all, but don'tcha have some other hobbies and interests?

And don't say "making friends". That's fine, but it's not what I mean.

[russiateascarf]

Hm... Let me think...

No not really! I try to talk to my friends and make plans to hang out, but they always end up not answering me! It is very mean that they do this, I am so nice to them!

[ask-hws-america]

Really, you can't think of anything else? If that's the case, what kinda things do you wanna do with your friends? Would you just let them choose all the activities?

[russiateascarf]

Ohh no, I like when I decide what we do! Which is usually... Hmm... Well, I like when they do stuff for me! Like if we are hanging out at my house, I want them to do cleaning and cooking for me! A good friend should do anything that I ask them to!

[ask-hws-america]

I guess if you have other people always do stuff for you, that's probably the reason you haven't figured out many interests!

Not that I'd expect many people to find cleaning fun...pffft...but cooking is, sometimes! I don't feel like it every day, but preparing my own dishes for special events can be satisfying!

[russiateascarf]

Noo I like when people do everything for me! It is much easier, so much less stressing! I wish the Baltics still lived with me, it was very naughty for them to leave... And besides, I do not need to cook! I have many good foods in pantry that I can eat without preparing!

[ask-hws-america]

Well, it doesn't have to be cooking, that was just an example! But if you don't do anything yourself, ain't that kinda boring? Imagine instead of watching an interesting movie, you get someone else to watch it and just tell you the summary. You miss out on the experience!

[russiateascarf]

Well that it different! Movies are fun things to watch, cleaning or cooking or any chores are so boring! So I get to do the fun things, everyone else does the boring things!

[ask-hws-america]

Okay, so what are the fun things? 'Cuz I asked about hobbies and fun activities and your mind went to chores. 🤔

[russiateascarf]

I like talking about myself! I could talk for very long time about myself! Hm... And I like eating food!

[ask-hws-america]

What about yourself?

Do you just like eating it, or would you say you're a foodie? Like, are you knowledgeable about food, food trends, ingredients, stuff like that?

[russiateascarf]

Everything about myself! Like if you asked me 'Ivan, what is best thing about yourself?' I would go on for very long time about this!

I do not think I know a lot about food at all, it just tastes good! I like all sweet foods! I can name a lot of those!

[ask-hws-america]

Hmmm...then maybe you're an Ivan nerd! Hahahaha!

[russiateascarf]

Ohh maybe! Is this a thing...? Being nerd for yourself?

[ask-hws-america]

No idea, I just made it up! 😆

So, what's the best thing about yourself?

[russiateascarf]

Ohh yay! Hm... There are many good things about me, so I do not know if I can choose one single best thing, since I am so great! So I will just list all of them! One thing is that I am very nice and kind and sweet to other people... That is why I have so many friends! Everyone wants to be friends with me because of how good and nice I am, you agree, yes?

Hm... Another good thing is how I look! I am so cute, it helps me get away with many things! And it makes people want to be friends to me, who wouldn't want to be friends with someone who looks so sweet and cuddly? Heheh... I also can not hate anyone, isn't that very good for me? I do not think I have ever truly hated anyone before! I think that everyone is equal, and all should be friends with me! See how much of a good person I am?

[ask-hws-america]

No, I don't agree! 😊

It's true some people wanna be friends with you, but you can't claim everyone does. Especially when your friendship comes with so many conditions, haha!

I also can't say I have any particular thoughts on your appearance, so it doesn't sway me one way or another!

Buuut I will say that being slow to hating anyone is a decent trait.

[russiateascarf]

I am pretty sure most people are honored to be friends with me! Everyone should be, do you not see how much of a good friend I am? Even when a friend starts to get mad at me for little bit, they always come crawling back to me! That means I am good, and they were bad for not realizing this sooner!^^

[ask-hws-america]

Nope, I haven't really seen anything convincing! When they come crawling back it just makes me wonder if they're okay! Like, do they know how to stand up for themselves?

Personally, I couldn't deal with a friend of mine saying I can't have any others! Why would I wanna be trapped like that? Even if I reaaally like a certain friend, I'm still not gonna permanently drop the rest. I don't wanna abandon people like that.

[russiateascarf]

Heheh, do not worry about that, I changed! I let my friends have other friends, I just like when I am the favourite friend! And I think I am the favourite friend for all my friends, because I am the best friend anyone can have!!

I do not think my friends need to stand up for themselves, they are only supposed to listen to what I tell them to do. That is what good friend does!

[ask-hws-america]

For real? You actually changed your mind about that? If that's true, then good for you, man. How were you convinced?

Do you listen to them?

[russiateascarf]

Ahh, I do not know, I just realized I was being little bit unfair! Now everyone is nicer to me I think, so it was good decision!

Of course I listen to my friends! Having friends is best thing in the world, why would I not listen to them? I am good friend, the bestest friend! I treat everyone as equal, it is good system!^^

[ask-hws-america]

Yeah, it was. Good to know you finally eased up!

Hmm, okay, not bad. Doesn't make you the best friend in the world, but it sounds better than you used to be, at least!

[russiateascarf]

You are very stubborn. You can just admit that I am the bestest friend you know! Can you think of anyone better? I do not think so!!

[ask-hws-america]

Hahaha! Guess you'll just have to try harder! 😝

And I can. Arthur is my best friend.

[russiateascarf]

Does not mean that he is good friend! I am sure that I can treat you better than he does!!

[ask-hws-america]

He's a great friend! Sure, he can be frustrating sometimes, 'cuz he's stubborn like me. But it doesn't matter, 'cuz we're on good terms these days and can resolve stuff way better than in the past. He's really thoughtful and puts a lot of effort into things, like all the gifts he gives me! And we have a friendship where we can kinda just do whatever together, it doesn't really matter what since we enjoy each other's company! It's nice..

How are you supposedly gonna treat me better?

Oh, also – my best female friend is Natalya! We had a rocky relationship at first, but it turned out we have a lot in common! And then Kiku's always been a real fun pal...there are others, but those are the ones I'm closest to!

[russiateascarf]

Why do you not consider me a close friend?! And I can do all of these things too! Our past is mostly resolved! And if you do not think so, we can always talk about it and come to terms with it!! I do not even think our past is bad! And I can get you gifts too! Just tell me whatever you want, and I would get it! That is what a good friend would do, yes? And I can do all sorts of fun things with you...

Why are you so mean to me? You barely even give me a chance to be good for you!

[ask-hws-america]

Well...'cuz it's a process! 🤔 People gotta try and understand each other, y'know? Arthur and I have been working on that for a real long time! I feel like we get each other better than most! Though sometimes we still confuse the heck outta each other, haha! I guess 'cuz we have a habit of playing silly mind games, but we've both been attempting to be more honest.

Nat and I haven't had as much time, but at some point we started noticing more shared traits and interests, and we both have our own brand of weirdness...we just ended up surprisingly chill with each other, somehow!

Kiku and I love to geek out over similar things. Our cultural differences are confusing, but we still get along and help each other out!

Anyway, guess I'm kinda rambling! Gotta admit, it's fun to talk about. I dunno what you're talking about, though! Who says I don't give you a chance? I talk to you, don't I? Nothing's stopping you from doing any of those things you mentioned. You just don't, really!

[russiateascarf]

Well, we have been talking for a while... You do not like me yet? You do not like me enough to consider me a close friend even after all our personal talking? I am nice to you! I do not think I have said anything mean at all... Do you not want a friend who is never mean to you? I am perfect!! I can go out and get you gift right now if you want! And I can plan days for us to hang out more!!

I really am trying to be as good as I can for you! We can hang out with Arthur too, the three of us all together maybe? Will that make you feel better with me? I like him too! We could have very much fun together, I will do anything you want to do as long as you admit I am good friend after it!!

[ask-hws-america]

I totally get the desire for instant gratification, dude, believe me, but it takes way more than just the occasional conversation! For example, I like Lovi a lot, buuut it's hard to always tell if he likes me, and I don't always see him much, so that makes things difficult. I wanna be closer to him, though!

Haha, I doubt you'd never be mean to me. You'll have to prove it! Sure, gimme a gift if you want. I'm curious what you'll come up with.

Make me feel better? Nah, I'm not intimidated. Besides, you act creepy around Arthur. You could invite...I dunno, Italy or Iceland if you want, or it could just be one-on-one.

[russiateascarf]

You do not want to be closer to me, though? I am nice all the time! I do not know why you would willingly want to be friends with someone who is grumpy over someone who is nice!

What reason would I have to be mean to you? I do not think I am ever mean to anyone! Do you even have example where I was mean? To anyone at all? I really do not think you could find one!!

Fine, then! It can just be both of us together! Maybe we can go on little date to a restaurant you like... Like McDonald's! I have not been to one in long time, since there is no more in Russia... I will pay too! Unless you want to do something else, this is okay too!^^

[ask-hws-america]

Yeah, but like...the grumpiness isn't so bad. It's kinda funny, and it feels extra rewarding when Arthur's nice since he's not like that to just anyone. He's pretty nice to me, though! I guess you could say I'm just special like that.

...Wait, were you asking about Arthur or Lovi? Oops, haha, I might've gotten mixed up...but it's a similar principle!

You think friends should just do everything you say, right? Yeah, I'm not that easy. So you might get impatient and insult me or threaten me like you've done to your other friends. But hey, you said you've gotten better, so we'll see how it goes!

Sure, man, that's fine with me. Uh, you mean a platonic date, right?

[russiateascarf]

Hm, I was talking about both of them, but I feel like it is always nicer to have a friend who is always sweet, like me! But I think I understand, like you said, it is like reward when they are nice!

Do not worry, I will not make you do anything yet! I need you to gain trust in me, so then it will be easier to boss you around! So that means I will be extra nice!^^

Yes, I am meaning it platonically! I can not imagine a world where you would want to be anything romantic with me, heheh

[ask-hws-america]

Well, I do appreciate someone who's always sweet, but that just makes me think of Tolys! He's like, one of the nicest and most supportive guys ever. Your version of "sweetness" feels...kinda forced.

Psh, so you admit there are strings attached! Good luck with bossing me around. I only listen to people when I wanna.

All right, cool! 👍 Just checking since you seem to show interest in a lotta people, and I am cute.

[russiateascarf]

Tolys? He is not too nice... I thought he was, but now he is mean to me! That is not what nice person would do! And how is my sweetness forced? If it seems that way, then I need to fix it!!

You will want to listen to me! It just takes time, it worked with other people!^^

Mhm, you are cute! I think cute is more describing for me, though! You are more handsome!^^

[ask-hws-america]

That's 'cuz you didn't treat him right! I don't blame him for being on guard. It's not mean of him to be wary of someone who makes him uncomfortable.

You kinda answered your own question. Your sweetness is forced 'cuz you do it in order to boss people around!

I'll only listen to you if you have good ideas, haha! Like if you say, hey, Alfred, you should treat yourself! And I agree, "Yeah, I SHOULD!"

I'm not sure which I'm more of, but it's true that I'm definitely both! ✌️😁✨

[russiateascarf]

I was always nice to Tolys, you are just lying about me now! Or it is Tolys who lied about me to you... I was not bad to him, he was my favourite little Baltic!

But this is not only reason why I am sweet! I am just naturally like this! I try to be nice and kind to everyone, because like I have said, I think everyone is equal! So they should all be treated with equal kindness! Do you think I am only being sweet to you so I can boss you around?

Heheh, I would never say this. I think that eventually once you like me more, you will do whatever I tell you to! That is what a good friend does! Even if it is something you do not want to do!

Hmm, yes, you are right, but I do not think you compare to me! Just look at how Italy and Germany act with me!^^

[ask-hws-america]

Why would he lie for no reason? Besides, his stress was obvious even in just his actions!

Well, you did just say you were gonna be extra nice to gain my trust.

You would never tell me to treat myself? Wow. Rude. 😤 I bet @ask-hws-england would.

Also, hey Arthur, Ivan's trying to get me to do stuff I don't wanna do!! I told him it's not gonna work, but he seems awfully convinced! Y'think he might be planning to brainwash me or something?

Yeah? Well, Italy's flirted with me before too. Oh, and Germania, for some reason...that was weird. 🤔 Plus you and Arthur both think I'm handsome. 😌

[ask-hws-england]

Is that right? Perhaps his invitation should be revoked. You and I can do something together instead, Alfred.

[ask-hws-america]

Found out from @nipponofficial it's Yaoi Day, so I drew a little something to celebrate. 🦇🧛‍♂️✨🐺 🐾🌕

[ask-hws-england]

[russiateascarf]

NERD 🫵

Hello friend!

Ahh... Me? Nerd? Is this meant to be some kind of mean insult? I think you were meaning to send this to my friend Estonia!

[ask-hws-america]

Hahaha! You're wondering if it's a mean insult, but then saying it applies to Estonia?

[russiateascarf]

Doesn't it? I do not mean it in a bad way for him... Being nerd means you are smart, and he is smart I think! But he is a bit mean to me sometimes, so maybe I do mean it in a bad way just a little bit! It is okay, he is still close friend to me!

[ask-hws-america]

I dunno, it depends on the intent of the person saying it. It used to be an insult most of the time, but nowadays a lotta people use it lightheartedly!

Anon called me a nerd too, maybe 'cuz I'm so talented in STEM! 😌

[russiateascarf]

Hm, okay, maybe it was nice thing then! What is a good thing that I am nerd about...?

[ask-hws-america]

Nerds are associated with academic stuff, typically. So what kinda academic stuff are you into?

[russiateascarf]

I do not know! I like space, but that is really all I can think of... I feel like I do not do many smart things! Usually I am just in bed and eating sweet food!

[ask-hws-america]

Yeah, that's something! And nothing wrong with chilling in bed and eating sweets, nothing at all, but don'tcha have some other hobbies and interests?

And don't say "making friends". That's fine, but it's not what I mean.

[russiateascarf]

Hm... Let me think...

No not really! I try to talk to my friends and make plans to hang out, but they always end up not answering me! It is very mean that they do this, I am so nice to them!

[ask-hws-america]

Really, you can't think of anything else? If that's the case, what kinda things do you wanna do with your friends? Would you just let them choose all the activities?

[russiateascarf]

Ohh no, I like when I decide what we do! Which is usually... Hmm... Well, I like when they do stuff for me! Like if we are hanging out at my house, I want them to do cleaning and cooking for me! A good friend should do anything that I ask them to!

[ask-hws-america]

I guess if you have other people always do stuff for you, that's probably the reason you haven't figured out many interests!

Not that I'd expect many people to find cleaning fun...pffft...but cooking is, sometimes! I don't feel like it every day, but preparing my own dishes for special events can be satisfying!

[russiateascarf]

Noo I like when people do everything for me! It is much easier, so much less stressing! I wish the Baltics still lived with me, it was very naughty for them to leave... And besides, I do not need to cook! I have many good foods in pantry that I can eat without preparing!

[ask-hws-america]

Well, it doesn't have to be cooking, that was just an example! But if you don't do anything yourself, ain't that kinda boring? Imagine instead of watching an interesting movie, you get someone else to watch it and just tell you the summary. You miss out on the experience!

[russiateascarf]

Well that it different! Movies are fun things to watch, cleaning or cooking or any chores are so boring! So I get to do the fun things, everyone else does the boring things!

[ask-hws-america]

Okay, so what are the fun things? 'Cuz I asked about hobbies and fun activities and your mind went to chores. 🤔

[russiateascarf]

I like talking about myself! I could talk for very long time about myself! Hm... And I like eating food!

[ask-hws-america]

What about yourself?

Do you just like eating it, or would you say you're a foodie? Like, are you knowledgeable about food, food trends, ingredients, stuff like that?

[russiateascarf]

Everything about myself! Like if you asked me 'Ivan, what is best thing about yourself?' I would go on for very long time about this!

I do not think I know a lot about food at all, it just tastes good! I like all sweet foods! I can name a lot of those!

[ask-hws-america]

Hmmm...then maybe you're an Ivan nerd! Hahahaha!

[russiateascarf]

Ohh maybe! Is this a thing...? Being nerd for yourself?

[ask-hws-america]

No idea, I just made it up! 😆

So, what's the best thing about yourself?

[russiateascarf]

Ohh yay! Hm... There are many good things about me, so I do not know if I can choose one single best thing, since I am so great! So I will just list all of them! One thing is that I am very nice and kind and sweet to other people... That is why I have so many friends! Everyone wants to be friends with me because of how good and nice I am, you agree, yes?

Hm... Another good thing is how I look! I am so cute, it helps me get away with many things! And it makes people want to be friends to me, who wouldn't want to be friends with someone who looks so sweet and cuddly? Heheh... I also can not hate anyone, isn't that very good for me? I do not think I have ever truly hated anyone before! I think that everyone is equal, and all should be friends with me! See how much of a good person I am?

[ask-hws-america]

No, I don't agree! 😊

It's true some people wanna be friends with you, but you can't claim everyone does. Especially when your friendship comes with so many conditions, haha!

I also can't say I have any particular thoughts on your appearance, so it doesn't sway me one way or another!

Buuut I will say that being slow to hating anyone is a decent trait.

[russiateascarf]

I am pretty sure most people are honored to be friends with me! Everyone should be, do you not see how much of a good friend I am? Even when a friend starts to get mad at me for little bit, they always come crawling back to me! That means I am good, and they were bad for not realizing this sooner!^^

[ask-hws-america]

Nope, I haven't really seen anything convincing! When they come crawling back it just makes me wonder if they're okay! Like, do they know how to stand up for themselves?

Personally, I couldn't deal with a friend of mine saying I can't have any others! Why would I wanna be trapped like that? Even if I reaaally like a certain friend, I'm still not gonna permanently drop the rest. I don't wanna abandon people like that.

[russiateascarf]

Heheh, do not worry about that, I changed! I let my friends have other friends, I just like when I am the favourite friend! And I think I am the favourite friend for all my friends, because I am the best friend anyone can have!!

I do not think my friends need to stand up for themselves, they are only supposed to listen to what I tell them to do. That is what good friend does!

[ask-hws-america]

For real? You actually changed your mind about that? If that's true, then good for you, man. How were you convinced?

Do you listen to them?

[russiateascarf]

Ahh, I do not know, I just realized I was being little bit unfair! Now everyone is nicer to me I think, so it was good decision!

Of course I listen to my friends! Having friends is best thing in the world, why would I not listen to them? I am good friend, the bestest friend! I treat everyone as equal, it is good system!^^

[ask-hws-america]

Yeah, it was. Good to know you finally eased up!

Hmm, okay, not bad. Doesn't make you the best friend in the world, but it sounds better than you used to be, at least!

[russiateascarf]

You are very stubborn. You can just admit that I am the bestest friend you know! Can you think of anyone better? I do not think so!!

[ask-hws-america]

Hahaha! Guess you'll just have to try harder! 😝

And I can. Arthur is my best friend.

[russiateascarf]

Does not mean that he is good friend! I am sure that I can treat you better than he does!!

[ask-hws-america]

He's a great friend! Sure, he can be frustrating sometimes, 'cuz he's stubborn like me. But it doesn't matter, 'cuz we're on good terms these days and can resolve stuff way better than in the past. He's really thoughtful and puts a lot of effort into things, like all the gifts he gives me! And we have a friendship where we can kinda just do whatever together, it doesn't really matter what since we enjoy each other's company! It's nice..

How are you supposedly gonna treat me better?

Oh, also – my best female friend is Natalya! We had a rocky relationship at first, but it turned out we have a lot in common! And then Kiku's always been a real fun pal...there are others, but those are the ones I'm closest to!

[russiateascarf]

Why do you not consider me a close friend?! And I can do all of these things too! Our past is mostly resolved! And if you do not think so, we can always talk about it and come to terms with it!! I do not even think our past is bad! And I can get you gifts too! Just tell me whatever you want, and I would get it! That is what a good friend would do, yes? And I can do all sorts of fun things with you...

Why are you so mean to me? You barely even give me a chance to be good for you!

[ask-hws-america]

Well...'cuz it's a process! 🤔 People gotta try and understand each other, y'know? Arthur and I have been working on that for a real long time! I feel like we get each other better than most! Though sometimes we still confuse the heck outta each other, haha! I guess 'cuz we have a habit of playing silly mind games, but we've both been attempting to be more honest.

Nat and I haven't had as much time, but at some point we started noticing more shared traits and interests, and we both have our own brand of weirdness...we just ended up surprisingly chill with each other, somehow!

Kiku and I love to geek out over similar things. Our cultural differences are confusing, but we still get along and help each other out!

Anyway, guess I'm kinda rambling! Gotta admit, it's fun to talk about. I dunno what you're talking about, though! Who says I don't give you a chance? I talk to you, don't I? Nothing's stopping you from doing any of those things you mentioned. You just don't, really!

[russiateascarf]

Well, we have been talking for a while... You do not like me yet? You do not like me enough to consider me a close friend even after all our personal talking? I am nice to you! I do not think I have said anything mean at all... Do you not want a friend who is never mean to you? I am perfect!! I can go out and get you gift right now if you want! And I can plan days for us to hang out more!!

I really am trying to be as good as I can for you! We can hang out with Arthur too, the three of us all together maybe? Will that make you feel better with me? I like him too! We could have very much fun together, I will do anything you want to do as long as you admit I am good friend after it!!

[ask-hws-america]

I totally get the desire for instant gratification, dude, believe me, but it takes way more than just the occasional conversation! For example, I like Lovi a lot, buuut it's hard to always tell if he likes me, and I don't always see him much, so that makes things difficult. I wanna be closer to him, though!

Haha, I doubt you'd never be mean to me. You'll have to prove it! Sure, gimme a gift if you want. I'm curious what you'll come up with.

Make me feel better? Nah, I'm not intimidated. Besides, you act creepy around Arthur. You could invite...I dunno, Italy or Iceland if you want, or it could just be one-on-one.

[russiateascarf]

You do not want to be closer to me, though? I am nice all the time! I do not know why you would willingly want to be friends with someone who is grumpy over someone who is nice!

What reason would I have to be mean to you? I do not think I am ever mean to anyone! Do you even have example where I was mean? To anyone at all? I really do not think you could find one!!

Fine, then! It can just be both of us together! Maybe we can go on little date to a restaurant you like... Like McDonald's! I have not been to one in long time, since there is no more in Russia... I will pay too! Unless you want to do something else, this is okay too!^^

[ask-hws-america]

Yeah, but like...the grumpiness isn't so bad. It's kinda funny, and it feels extra rewarding when Arthur's nice since he's not like that to just anyone. He's pretty nice to me, though! I guess you could say I'm just special like that.

...Wait, were you asking about Arthur or Lovi? Oops, haha, I might've gotten mixed up...but it's a similar principle!

You think friends should just do everything you say, right? Yeah, I'm not that easy. So you might get impatient and insult me or threaten me like you've done to your other friends. But hey, you said you've gotten better, so we'll see how it goes!

Sure, man, that's fine with me. Uh, you mean a platonic date, right?

[ask-hws-england]

Purposely leaving me out on an outing when the two of you are going would be another way to get you further down on my bad side, Ivan. Terribly rude.

[russiateascarf]

Huh...? What do you mean? You are wanting to go out with us? America is one who suggested it just be the both of us! But I am okay with you coming too, I just was not expecting you to want to!!

[ask-hws-england]

Alfred was likely being considerate about my schedule, but if both plan to meet, I can try and make something work.

[russiateascarf]

Ohh okay then! It will be fun to hang out with both of you at the same time... Promise not to leave me out when you two are talking, okay?^^

[ask-hws-england]

Keep your distance and I’ll consider it.

[russiateascarf]

NERD 🫵

Hello friend!

Ahh... Me? Nerd? Is this meant to be some kind of mean insult? I think you were meaning to send this to my friend Estonia!

[ask-hws-america]

Hahaha! You're wondering if it's a mean insult, but then saying it applies to Estonia?

[russiateascarf]

Doesn't it? I do not mean it in a bad way for him... Being nerd means you are smart, and he is smart I think! But he is a bit mean to me sometimes, so maybe I do mean it in a bad way just a little bit! It is okay, he is still close friend to me!

[ask-hws-america]

I dunno, it depends on the intent of the person saying it. It used to be an insult most of the time, but nowadays a lotta people use it lightheartedly!

Anon called me a nerd too, maybe 'cuz I'm so talented in STEM! 😌

[russiateascarf]

Hm, okay, maybe it was nice thing then! What is a good thing that I am nerd about...?

[ask-hws-america]

Nerds are associated with academic stuff, typically. So what kinda academic stuff are you into?

[russiateascarf]

I do not know! I like space, but that is really all I can think of... I feel like I do not do many smart things! Usually I am just in bed and eating sweet food!

[ask-hws-america]

Yeah, that's something! And nothing wrong with chilling in bed and eating sweets, nothing at all, but don'tcha have some other hobbies and interests?

And don't say "making friends". That's fine, but it's not what I mean.

[russiateascarf]

Hm... Let me think...

No not really! I try to talk to my friends and make plans to hang out, but they always end up not answering me! It is very mean that they do this, I am so nice to them!

[ask-hws-america]

Really, you can't think of anything else? If that's the case, what kinda things do you wanna do with your friends? Would you just let them choose all the activities?

[russiateascarf]

Ohh no, I like when I decide what we do! Which is usually... Hmm... Well, I like when they do stuff for me! Like if we are hanging out at my house, I want them to do cleaning and cooking for me! A good friend should do anything that I ask them to!

[ask-hws-america]

I guess if you have other people always do stuff for you, that's probably the reason you haven't figured out many interests!

Not that I'd expect many people to find cleaning fun...pffft...but cooking is, sometimes! I don't feel like it every day, but preparing my own dishes for special events can be satisfying!

[russiateascarf]

Noo I like when people do everything for me! It is much easier, so much less stressing! I wish the Baltics still lived with me, it was very naughty for them to leave... And besides, I do not need to cook! I have many good foods in pantry that I can eat without preparing!

[ask-hws-america]

Well, it doesn't have to be cooking, that was just an example! But if you don't do anything yourself, ain't that kinda boring? Imagine instead of watching an interesting movie, you get someone else to watch it and just tell you the summary. You miss out on the experience!

[russiateascarf]

Well that it different! Movies are fun things to watch, cleaning or cooking or any chores are so boring! So I get to do the fun things, everyone else does the boring things!

[ask-hws-america]

Okay, so what are the fun things? 'Cuz I asked about hobbies and fun activities and your mind went to chores. 🤔

[russiateascarf]

I like talking about myself! I could talk for very long time about myself! Hm... And I like eating food!

[ask-hws-america]

What about yourself?

Do you just like eating it, or would you say you're a foodie? Like, are you knowledgeable about food, food trends, ingredients, stuff like that?

[russiateascarf]

Everything about myself! Like if you asked me 'Ivan, what is best thing about yourself?' I would go on for very long time about this!

I do not think I know a lot about food at all, it just tastes good! I like all sweet foods! I can name a lot of those!

[ask-hws-america]

Hmmm...then maybe you're an Ivan nerd! Hahahaha!

[russiateascarf]

Ohh maybe! Is this a thing...? Being nerd for yourself?

[ask-hws-america]

No idea, I just made it up! 😆

So, what's the best thing about yourself?

[russiateascarf]

Ohh yay! Hm... There are many good things about me, so I do not know if I can choose one single best thing, since I am so great! So I will just list all of them! One thing is that I am very nice and kind and sweet to other people... That is why I have so many friends! Everyone wants to be friends with me because of how good and nice I am, you agree, yes?

Hm... Another good thing is how I look! I am so cute, it helps me get away with many things! And it makes people want to be friends to me, who wouldn't want to be friends with someone who looks so sweet and cuddly? Heheh... I also can not hate anyone, isn't that very good for me? I do not think I have ever truly hated anyone before! I think that everyone is equal, and all should be friends with me! See how much of a good person I am?

[ask-hws-america]

No, I don't agree! 😊

It's true some people wanna be friends with you, but you can't claim everyone does. Especially when your friendship comes with so many conditions, haha!

I also can't say I have any particular thoughts on your appearance, so it doesn't sway me one way or another!

Buuut I will say that being slow to hating anyone is a decent trait.

[russiateascarf]

I am pretty sure most people are honored to be friends with me! Everyone should be, do you not see how much of a good friend I am? Even when a friend starts to get mad at me for little bit, they always come crawling back to me! That means I am good, and they were bad for not realizing this sooner!^^

[ask-hws-america]

Nope, I haven't really seen anything convincing! When they come crawling back it just makes me wonder if they're okay! Like, do they know how to stand up for themselves?

Personally, I couldn't deal with a friend of mine saying I can't have any others! Why would I wanna be trapped like that? Even if I reaaally like a certain friend, I'm still not gonna permanently drop the rest. I don't wanna abandon people like that.

[russiateascarf]

Heheh, do not worry about that, I changed! I let my friends have other friends, I just like when I am the favourite friend! And I think I am the favourite friend for all my friends, because I am the best friend anyone can have!!

I do not think my friends need to stand up for themselves, they are only supposed to listen to what I tell them to do. That is what good friend does!

[ask-hws-america]

For real? You actually changed your mind about that? If that's true, then good for you, man. How were you convinced?

Do you listen to them?

[russiateascarf]

Ahh, I do not know, I just realized I was being little bit unfair! Now everyone is nicer to me I think, so it was good decision!

Of course I listen to my friends! Having friends is best thing in the world, why would I not listen to them? I am good friend, the bestest friend! I treat everyone as equal, it is good system!^^

[ask-hws-america]

Yeah, it was. Good to know you finally eased up!

Hmm, okay, not bad. Doesn't make you the best friend in the world, but it sounds better than you used to be, at least!

[russiateascarf]

You are very stubborn. You can just admit that I am the bestest friend you know! Can you think of anyone better? I do not think so!!

[ask-hws-america]

Hahaha! Guess you'll just have to try harder! 😝

And I can. Arthur is my best friend.

[russiateascarf]

Does not mean that he is good friend! I am sure that I can treat you better than he does!!

[ask-hws-america]

He's a great friend! Sure, he can be frustrating sometimes, 'cuz he's stubborn like me. But it doesn't matter, 'cuz we're on good terms these days and can resolve stuff way better than in the past. He's really thoughtful and puts a lot of effort into things, like all the gifts he gives me! And we have a friendship where we can kinda just do whatever together, it doesn't really matter what since we enjoy each other's company! It's nice..

How are you supposedly gonna treat me better?

Oh, also – my best female friend is Natalya! We had a rocky relationship at first, but it turned out we have a lot in common! And then Kiku's always been a real fun pal...there are others, but those are the ones I'm closest to!

[russiateascarf]

Why do you not consider me a close friend?! And I can do all of these things too! Our past is mostly resolved! And if you do not think so, we can always talk about it and come to terms with it!! I do not even think our past is bad! And I can get you gifts too! Just tell me whatever you want, and I would get it! That is what a good friend would do, yes? And I can do all sorts of fun things with you...

Why are you so mean to me? You barely even give me a chance to be good for you!

[ask-hws-america]

Well...'cuz it's a process! 🤔 People gotta try and understand each other, y'know? Arthur and I have been working on that for a real long time! I feel like we get each other better than most! Though sometimes we still confuse the heck outta each other, haha! I guess 'cuz we have a habit of playing silly mind games, but we've both been attempting to be more honest.

Nat and I haven't had as much time, but at some point we started noticing more shared traits and interests, and we both have our own brand of weirdness...we just ended up surprisingly chill with each other, somehow!

Kiku and I love to geek out over similar things. Our cultural differences are confusing, but we still get along and help each other out!

Anyway, guess I'm kinda rambling! Gotta admit, it's fun to talk about. I dunno what you're talking about, though! Who says I don't give you a chance? I talk to you, don't I? Nothing's stopping you from doing any of those things you mentioned. You just don't, really!

[russiateascarf]

Well, we have been talking for a while... You do not like me yet? You do not like me enough to consider me a close friend even after all our personal talking? I am nice to you! I do not think I have said anything mean at all... Do you not want a friend who is never mean to you? I am perfect!! I can go out and get you gift right now if you want! And I can plan days for us to hang out more!!

I really am trying to be as good as I can for you! We can hang out with Arthur too, the three of us all together maybe? Will that make you feel better with me? I like him too! We could have very much fun together, I will do anything you want to do as long as you admit I am good friend after it!!

[ask-hws-america]

I totally get the desire for instant gratification, dude, believe me, but it takes way more than just the occasional conversation! For example, I like Lovi a lot, buuut it's hard to always tell if he likes me, and I don't always see him much, so that makes things difficult. I wanna be closer to him, though!

Haha, I doubt you'd never be mean to me. You'll have to prove it! Sure, gimme a gift if you want. I'm curious what you'll come up with.

Make me feel better? Nah, I'm not intimidated. Besides, you act creepy around Arthur. You could invite...I dunno, Italy or Iceland if you want, or it could just be one-on-one.

[russiateascarf]

You do not want to be closer to me, though? I am nice all the time! I do not know why you would willingly want to be friends with someone who is grumpy over someone who is nice!

What reason would I have to be mean to you? I do not think I am ever mean to anyone! Do you even have example where I was mean? To anyone at all? I really do not think you could find one!!

Fine, then! It can just be both of us together! Maybe we can go on little date to a restaurant you like... Like McDonald's! I have not been to one in long time, since there is no more in Russia... I will pay too! Unless you want to do something else, this is okay too!^^

[ask-hws-america]

Yeah, but like...the grumpiness isn't so bad. It's kinda funny, and it feels extra rewarding when Arthur's nice since he's not like that to just anyone. He's pretty nice to me, though! I guess you could say I'm just special like that.

...Wait, were you asking about Arthur or Lovi? Oops, haha, I might've gotten mixed up...but it's a similar principle!

You think friends should just do everything you say, right? Yeah, I'm not that easy. So you might get impatient and insult me or threaten me like you've done to your other friends. But hey, you said you've gotten better, so we'll see how it goes!

Sure, man, that's fine with me. Uh, you mean a platonic date, right?

[ask-hws-england]

Purposely leaving me out on an outing when the two of you are going would be another way to get you further down on my bad side, Ivan. Terribly rude.

[russiateascarf]

Huh...? What do you mean? You are wanting to go out with us? America is one who suggested it just be the both of us! But I am okay with you coming too, I just was not expecting you to want to!!

[ask-hws-england]

Alfred was likely being considerate about my schedule, but if both plan to meet, I can try and make something work.

[ask-hws-england]

Howdy, Limey! D'y'all remember that old Christmas song y'all 'n' France were tryin' to teach me to play way back when? Auld Lang Syne?

- @ask-southern-alfred

I would appreciate the use of my real name, Alfred. I do remember the song, but otherwise, I try to repress any memories personally involving France. Why?

@ask-southern-alfred

[ask-southern-alfred]

Well, I finally learned how to play it! Kinda.

[ask-hws-england]

“Kinda?” What does that mean?

[ask-southern-alfred]

I was goin' through some of my fav'rite songs and I noticed the chorus of one sounds like it! And that's what I learned to play!

[ask-hws-england]

Then, you don’t know how to play it, but only a vaguely familiar chorus?

[ask-southern-alfred]

Did y'all have to shoot me down like that?

[ask-hws-england]

Then you don’t deny it?

[russiateascarf]

NERD 🫵

Hello friend!

Ahh... Me? Nerd? Is this meant to be some kind of mean insult? I think you were meaning to send this to my friend Estonia!

[ask-hws-america]

Hahaha! You're wondering if it's a mean insult, but then saying it applies to Estonia?

[russiateascarf]

Doesn't it? I do not mean it in a bad way for him... Being nerd means you are smart, and he is smart I think! But he is a bit mean to me sometimes, so maybe I do mean it in a bad way just a little bit! It is okay, he is still close friend to me!

[ask-hws-america]

I dunno, it depends on the intent of the person saying it. It used to be an insult most of the time, but nowadays a lotta people use it lightheartedly!

Anon called me a nerd too, maybe 'cuz I'm so talented in STEM! 😌

[russiateascarf]

Hm, okay, maybe it was nice thing then! What is a good thing that I am nerd about...?

[ask-hws-america]

Nerds are associated with academic stuff, typically. So what kinda academic stuff are you into?

[russiateascarf]

I do not know! I like space, but that is really all I can think of... I feel like I do not do many smart things! Usually I am just in bed and eating sweet food!

[ask-hws-america]

Yeah, that's something! And nothing wrong with chilling in bed and eating sweets, nothing at all, but don'tcha have some other hobbies and interests?

And don't say "making friends". That's fine, but it's not what I mean.

[russiateascarf]

Hm... Let me think...

No not really! I try to talk to my friends and make plans to hang out, but they always end up not answering me! It is very mean that they do this, I am so nice to them!

[ask-hws-america]

Really, you can't think of anything else? If that's the case, what kinda things do you wanna do with your friends? Would you just let them choose all the activities?

[russiateascarf]

Ohh no, I like when I decide what we do! Which is usually... Hmm... Well, I like when they do stuff for me! Like if we are hanging out at my house, I want them to do cleaning and cooking for me! A good friend should do anything that I ask them to!

[ask-hws-america]

I guess if you have other people always do stuff for you, that's probably the reason you haven't figured out many interests!

Not that I'd expect many people to find cleaning fun...pffft...but cooking is, sometimes! I don't feel like it every day, but preparing my own dishes for special events can be satisfying!

[russiateascarf]

Noo I like when people do everything for me! It is much easier, so much less stressing! I wish the Baltics still lived with me, it was very naughty for them to leave... And besides, I do not need to cook! I have many good foods in pantry that I can eat without preparing!

[ask-hws-america]

Well, it doesn't have to be cooking, that was just an example! But if you don't do anything yourself, ain't that kinda boring? Imagine instead of watching an interesting movie, you get someone else to watch it and just tell you the summary. You miss out on the experience!

[russiateascarf]

Well that it different! Movies are fun things to watch, cleaning or cooking or any chores are so boring! So I get to do the fun things, everyone else does the boring things!

[ask-hws-america]

Okay, so what are the fun things? 'Cuz I asked about hobbies and fun activities and your mind went to chores. 🤔

[russiateascarf]

I like talking about myself! I could talk for very long time about myself! Hm... And I like eating food!

[ask-hws-america]

What about yourself?

Do you just like eating it, or would you say you're a foodie? Like, are you knowledgeable about food, food trends, ingredients, stuff like that?

[russiateascarf]

Everything about myself! Like if you asked me 'Ivan, what is best thing about yourself?' I would go on for very long time about this!

I do not think I know a lot about food at all, it just tastes good! I like all sweet foods! I can name a lot of those!

[ask-hws-america]

Hmmm...then maybe you're an Ivan nerd! Hahahaha!

[russiateascarf]

Ohh maybe! Is this a thing...? Being nerd for yourself?

[ask-hws-america]

No idea, I just made it up! 😆

So, what's the best thing about yourself?

[russiateascarf]

Ohh yay! Hm... There are many good things about me, so I do not know if I can choose one single best thing, since I am so great! So I will just list all of them! One thing is that I am very nice and kind and sweet to other people... That is why I have so many friends! Everyone wants to be friends with me because of how good and nice I am, you agree, yes?

Hm... Another good thing is how I look! I am so cute, it helps me get away with many things! And it makes people want to be friends to me, who wouldn't want to be friends with someone who looks so sweet and cuddly? Heheh... I also can not hate anyone, isn't that very good for me? I do not think I have ever truly hated anyone before! I think that everyone is equal, and all should be friends with me! See how much of a good person I am?

[ask-hws-america]

No, I don't agree! 😊

It's true some people wanna be friends with you, but you can't claim everyone does. Especially when your friendship comes with so many conditions, haha!

I also can't say I have any particular thoughts on your appearance, so it doesn't sway me one way or another!

Buuut I will say that being slow to hating anyone is a decent trait.

[russiateascarf]

I am pretty sure most people are honored to be friends with me! Everyone should be, do you not see how much of a good friend I am? Even when a friend starts to get mad at me for little bit, they always come crawling back to me! That means I am good, and they were bad for not realizing this sooner!^^

[ask-hws-america]

Nope, I haven't really seen anything convincing! When they come crawling back it just makes me wonder if they're okay! Like, do they know how to stand up for themselves?

Personally, I couldn't deal with a friend of mine saying I can't have any others! Why would I wanna be trapped like that? Even if I reaaally like a certain friend, I'm still not gonna permanently drop the rest. I don't wanna abandon people like that.

[russiateascarf]

Heheh, do not worry about that, I changed! I let my friends have other friends, I just like when I am the favourite friend! And I think I am the favourite friend for all my friends, because I am the best friend anyone can have!!

I do not think my friends need to stand up for themselves, they are only supposed to listen to what I tell them to do. That is what good friend does!

[ask-hws-america]

For real? You actually changed your mind about that? If that's true, then good for you, man. How were you convinced?

Do you listen to them?

[russiateascarf]

Ahh, I do not know, I just realized I was being little bit unfair! Now everyone is nicer to me I think, so it was good decision!

Of course I listen to my friends! Having friends is best thing in the world, why would I not listen to them? I am good friend, the bestest friend! I treat everyone as equal, it is good system!^^

[ask-hws-america]

Yeah, it was. Good to know you finally eased up!

Hmm, okay, not bad. Doesn't make you the best friend in the world, but it sounds better than you used to be, at least!

[russiateascarf]

You are very stubborn. You can just admit that I am the bestest friend you know! Can you think of anyone better? I do not think so!!

[ask-hws-america]

Hahaha! Guess you'll just have to try harder! 😝

And I can. Arthur is my best friend.

[russiateascarf]

Does not mean that he is good friend! I am sure that I can treat you better than he does!!

[ask-hws-america]

He's a great friend! Sure, he can be frustrating sometimes, 'cuz he's stubborn like me. But it doesn't matter, 'cuz we're on good terms these days and can resolve stuff way better than in the past. He's really thoughtful and puts a lot of effort into things, like all the gifts he gives me! And we have a friendship where we can kinda just do whatever together, it doesn't really matter what since we enjoy each other's company! It's nice..

How are you supposedly gonna treat me better?

Oh, also – my best female friend is Natalya! We had a rocky relationship at first, but it turned out we have a lot in common! And then Kiku's always been a real fun pal...there are others, but those are the ones I'm closest to!

[russiateascarf]

Why do you not consider me a close friend?! And I can do all of these things too! Our past is mostly resolved! And if you do not think so, we can always talk about it and come to terms with it!! I do not even think our past is bad! And I can get you gifts too! Just tell me whatever you want, and I would get it! That is what a good friend would do, yes? And I can do all sorts of fun things with you...

Why are you so mean to me? You barely even give me a chance to be good for you!

[ask-hws-america]

Well...'cuz it's a process! 🤔 People gotta try and understand each other, y'know? Arthur and I have been working on that for a real long time! I feel like we get each other better than most! Though sometimes we still confuse the heck outta each other, haha! I guess 'cuz we have a habit of playing silly mind games, but we've both been attempting to be more honest.

Nat and I haven't had as much time, but at some point we started noticing more shared traits and interests, and we both have our own brand of weirdness...we just ended up surprisingly chill with each other, somehow!

Kiku and I love to geek out over similar things. Our cultural differences are confusing, but we still get along and help each other out!

Anyway, guess I'm kinda rambling! Gotta admit, it's fun to talk about. I dunno what you're talking about, though! Who says I don't give you a chance? I talk to you, don't I? Nothing's stopping you from doing any of those things you mentioned. You just don't, really!

[russiateascarf]

Well, we have been talking for a while... You do not like me yet? You do not like me enough to consider me a close friend even after all our personal talking? I am nice to you! I do not think I have said anything mean at all... Do you not want a friend who is never mean to you? I am perfect!! I can go out and get you gift right now if you want! And I can plan days for us to hang out more!!

I really am trying to be as good as I can for you! We can hang out with Arthur too, the three of us all together maybe? Will that make you feel better with me? I like him too! We could have very much fun together, I will do anything you want to do as long as you admit I am good friend after it!!

[ask-hws-america]

I totally get the desire for instant gratification, dude, believe me, but it takes way more than just the occasional conversation! For example, I like Lovi a lot, buuut it's hard to always tell if he likes me, and I don't always see him much, so that makes things difficult. I wanna be closer to him, though!

Haha, I doubt you'd never be mean to me. You'll have to prove it! Sure, gimme a gift if you want. I'm curious what you'll come up with.

Make me feel better? Nah, I'm not intimidated. Besides, you act creepy around Arthur. You could invite...I dunno, Italy or Iceland if you want, or it could just be one-on-one.

[russiateascarf]

You do not want to be closer to me, though? I am nice all the time! I do not know why you would willingly want to be friends with someone who is grumpy over someone who is nice!

What reason would I have to be mean to you? I do not think I am ever mean to anyone! Do you even have example where I was mean? To anyone at all? I really do not think you could find one!!

Fine, then! It can just be both of us together! Maybe we can go on little date to a restaurant you like... Like McDonald's! I have not been to one in long time, since there is no more in Russia... I will pay too! Unless you want to do something else, this is okay too!^^

[ask-hws-america]

Yeah, but like...the grumpiness isn't so bad. It's kinda funny, and it feels extra rewarding when Arthur's nice since he's not like that to just anyone. He's pretty nice to me, though! I guess you could say I'm just special like that.

...Wait, were you asking about Arthur or Lovi? Oops, haha, I might've gotten mixed up...but it's a similar principle!

You think friends should just do everything you say, right? Yeah, I'm not that easy. So you might get impatient and insult me or threaten me like you've done to your other friends. But hey, you said you've gotten better, so we'll see how it goes!

Sure, man, that's fine with me. Uh, you mean a platonic date, right?

[ask-hws-england]

Purposely leaving me out on an outing when the two of you are going would be another way to get you further down on my bad side, Ivan. Terribly rude.

[ask-hws-england]

Howdy, Limey! D'y'all remember that old Christmas song y'all 'n' France were tryin' to teach me to play way back when? Auld Lang Syne?

- @ask-southern-alfred

I would appreciate the use of my real name, Alfred. I do remember the song, but otherwise, I try to repress any memories personally involving France. Why?

@ask-southern-alfred

[ask-southern-alfred]

Well, I finally learned how to play it! Kinda.

[ask-hws-england]

“Kinda?” What does that mean?

[ask-southern-alfred]

I was goin' through some of my fav'rite songs and I noticed the chorus of one sounds like it! And that's what I learned to play!

[ask-hws-england]

Then, you don’t know how to play it, but only a vaguely familiar chorus?