Wilma

The traveling hypnotist.

[ask-hypnotiser-will]

EVERYONE HERE IS GAY. SEND HELP. I DON'T THINK MY LIFE PREPARED ME FOR SUCH AMOUNT OF THEM. 😰

Also these "reaction pictures" things... Silly, pals!

[ask-hypnotiser-will]

I'm back, and no I didn't died. Just had a lot of work to do, so here's the photos of the latest "travel"

London, England. Present (2026)

I decided to change a style of the post writing a little, looks more fancy.

[that-star-kid]

@backmouthclaire what is this. What is happening. WHY DID YOU ACTUALLY MAKE AN ARMY?!

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

I TOLD HER TO LET THEM LIVE IN THE WILD!!!, how did she managed to get this many raccoons in the house!!

[backmouthclaire]

Hehehehe, they've been in the walls. There's still more in the walls. I made an army. We will forever be safe from the bad people!

[th4t-pyr0-p4n1ck3r]

Oh boy Enoch would've foud this so funny! If only he hadn't committed grand theft auto while trying to rob a grape from the local Co-Op.

I MISS MY BEST FRIEND 😭😭😭😭

[abraham-portman]

Oh what's happening here? Isn't Enoch like... 13???? Who are you? @thelast-h0llowhunter explain, please. Why is this Olive not 8??? Why is she a teenager? Please explain. Also, why does Claire have 17,000 raccoons?

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

Didn’t I explain that to you??, uhm well a couple months ago we all discovered that there’s an alternative universe of us, and in this alternate universe Enoch and olive are 16-17ish

When Claire came to the modern time line she discovered what raccoons are, and basically started collecting them to make an army of raccoons

[abraham-portman]

You let her do that why? Also how on earth is there an alternate universe? What?

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

ME!!, do I look like miss peregrine!!, I tried to stop her from collecting so many raccoon’s but she won’t listen to me. I’m not sure why there’s an alternate universe but that’s not my problem anymore

[abraham-portman]

I've figured out that the bird ditched very quickly, and you're the most stable person here somehow, which is shocking to me. And just take them away from you? She's 6, what is she going to do? The most she can do is bite ya and they don't hurt that much, at least not last time I checked.

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

Miss.peregrine is barely online and I’m lucky to have @daiias-driver to help me deal with the bloom sisters and Claire, and im not going to risk being bitten by Claire and her sharp teeth

I’m already calling animal control and a wild life help line to get rid of the raccoons before anything else gets ruined in the house

[abraham-portman]

Is Dallas your boyfriend? I mean, good for you if he is. If he isn't, he really should be. And her teeth aren't that bad once you're used to them.

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

No Dallas isn’t my boyfriend his brother is tho. I don’t care how bad Claire biting strength is I’m not going to risk losing an arm because of her

[abraham-portman]

You will not lose an arm as long as you let her keep them

OOC: I forgot who's account was who's 😭 DO NOT FOLLOW ABE'S ADVICE!

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

Abe…. What kind of horrors did you go through to believe that this is good advice?, I don’t what to spend money on a prospect arm because Claire bit me

[abraham-portman]

I'll make a list for you kid.

At least one war

The 1930's

Every year after that

Marriage

Simply living

A lot more that you do not need to know

So let her keep the raccoon before you lose an arm

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

I may sound rude but I’m surprised that grandma , Susan , and @bird-veterinarian aren’t on the list because you kinda made their lives sick

[abraham-portman]

Why'd you think I wrote "Marriage"???

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

How bad was yours and grandmas relationship because the both you managed to lie to me that you loved each other. Did you even want kids

[bird-veterinarian]

No he didn’t he want kids and he made it Cristal clear to us and my mother

[abraham-portman]

Your mother didn't really want kids either, she was just better at hiding it then I was.

[bird-veterinarian]

Not really, she usually made Susan be her therapist and I was the house maid while you were away. She only fully admitted not wanting us on her death bed

[abraham-portman]

Ok well she was better at hiding it when I was around then

[bird-veterinarian]

I know, I’m just surprised that you two managed to hide it from Jacob when he was born, though I’m not sure if it was a good idea leaving him with you

[abraham-portman]

Oh it was a fine idea. Kid's fine. A bit traumatized but aren't all of us?

[bird-veterinarian]

We only have generational trauma because it started with you but it ended with Jacob. I’m sure of that because I putted him in therapy again, and we have a decent-ish relationship now

[abraham-portman]

Well technically it was before me but ok, guess I'll take the generational trauma blame?

[the-godsofall]

I’m sure the whole “generational trauma” started with you Abraham or it’s what I seen and heard from this pathetic family

[ask-hypnotiser-will]

Look who's talking about "generation trauma starting"...

[ask-hypnotiser-will]

Uh, didn't know there is such thing, but since it has place here.

Happy... Pride month, was it? Miłego miesiąca, geje i ludzie innych orientacji! (Have a nice month, gays and people of other orientations!)

[ask-hypnotiser-will]

"mama..... Vous ici?" (You here?)

- Nicole 🌷

Yes, yes... Right here....

[ask-hypnotiser-will]

"Maman, j'ai tellement peur, j'ai mal partout." (Mama, I'm so scared everything is so hot)

- Nicole 🌷

I'm aware that is happening, I'm pulling up to your loop. Everything will be okay... And I'm not your mama...

[ask-hypnotiser-will]

ALRIGHT, THE TWINS RETURNED THE PHONE TO ME (They with Frenchie are getting yelled at by Klara). WHAT IS HAPPENING.

[ask-hypnotiser-will]

"I think we're all dying-"

- Aggie 🎷

In what way? In "Home is a chaos spawn" way or in actual way?

— Victor

[theloopchildren]

"Grippe. Alle sind so krank. (Flu. Everyone is so sick)

- Aggie 🎷

[ask-hypnotiser-will]

Keine Sorge, wir geben Wilma ihr Handy zurück! Sie ist bald wieder da! (Don't worry, we are giving Wilma her phone back! She'll be back soon!)

— Victor

[t1cklng-d1saster]

"Papa?-"

- a very sick Nicole 🌷

@ask-hypnotiser-will help me. She thinks that I’m her father, I’m already a single parent to my siblings I don’t need another child to take care of

[ask-hypnotiser-will]

Okay... Maybe we need to get Wilma her phone back...

She will be back soon, wait a little!

— Bobby and Victor

[ask-hypnotiser-will]

"I think we're all dying-"

- Aggie 🎷

In what way? In "Home is a chaos spawn" way or in actual way?

— Victor

[headmistress-peregrine]

Rather than go for a stroll (the weather is quite unfavorable), I rediscovered a few… statements by my wards and others.

Be entertained or be appalled, whatever suits your fancy.

[t1cklng-d1saster]

None of these children ( and adult ) are mentally & emotionally okay are they??

[ask-hypnotiser-will]

...

....We all not okay in the way, let's admit it.

[t1cklng-d1saster]

You and everyone else aren’t okay but I am because I’m in a loop that handles “hard cases” or in other words a mental health hospital.You and Everyone else can suffer I’m not

[ask-hypnotiser-will]

Oh you little bitch–

[headmistress-peregrine]

Rather than go for a stroll (the weather is quite unfavorable), I rediscovered a few… statements by my wards and others.

Be entertained or be appalled, whatever suits your fancy.

[t1cklng-d1saster]

None of these children ( and adult ) are mentally & emotionally okay are they??

[ask-hypnotiser-will]

...

....We all not okay in the way, let's admit it.

[ask-hypnotiser-will]

(Baby polar bear noises)

- Pablo 🐻‍❄️❄️🐻‍❄️

Woah! What a bear we have here! You are big, strong and majestic bear, right? Then we are listening to you, Your Majesty of Arctic!

— Bobby

[ask-hypnotiser-will]

Gesund! Cabaret twins here. We took the phone from Frenchie away because we're also curious about what our Wilma is posting here... And maybe we also want to have some fun and write something here too

We looked through it, noticed that Frenchie was posting there, by the way, about homosexuality, it's true. It's our favorite topic of gossip for the past few years!

Stay tuned! (No, we won't give the phone to Wilma yet)

— Bobby and Victor, the amazing twins

[t1cklng-d1saster]

Children give Wilma her phone back so she can take care of @theloopchildren. Have been watching Natalia swim and play for an hour, and I need to go back to my loop soon

[ask-hypnotiser-will]

Aww, come one, buddy, It's gonna be fun! And Will is functional without her phone too. So what harm would be if we'll write a few notes here and there? Relax and enjoy the show

— From Bobby

Well, we'll do it of course, but I'll make sure my brother wouldn't do anything... beyond normal pranks.

— Victor

[t1cklng-d1saster]

Are the both of you deaf??, give her the phone or tell her that she needs to get in contact with @theloopchildren ymbryne before I destroy their loop

[ask-hypnotiser-will]

Werd nit grad so griesgrämig! Sie hat bereits versucht, sie über das Telefon unserer Schleife zu kontaktieren. Soweit wir wissen, ist es ihr gelungen.

(Don't get all grumpy! She's already tried to contact them through our loop's phone. She succeeded as far as we know.)

— Victor

[ask-hypnotiser-will]

Through the collective vote of Miss Harrier's children, we decided that our Helga should also write something here, leave her mark, so to speak. So enjoy!

— Bobby

Hi! Ich bin Helga! (I am Helga) I am... 63 Jahre alt (63 years old) but I am 7 too! Ich don't speak Englisch very well... Ich liebe (I Love) my family, ich mag (I like) our Kabarett und... Ja! Ich mag singen! (I like singing) but from singen our windows... brechet oft (break often)... That's all. Danke! (Thanks!)

— Helga :)

[ask-hypnotiser-will]

Gesund! Cabaret twins here. We took the phone from Frenchie away because we're also curious about what our Wilma is posting here... And maybe we also want to have some fun and write something here too

We looked through it, noticed that Frenchie was posting there, by the way, about homosexuality, it's true. It's our favorite topic of gossip for the past few years!

Stay tuned! (No, we won't give the phone to Wilma yet)

— Bobby and Victor, the amazing twins

[t1cklng-d1saster]

Children give Wilma her phone back so she can take care of @theloopchildren. Have been watching Natalia swim and play for an hour, and I need to go back to my loop soon

[ask-hypnotiser-will]

Aww, come one, buddy, It's gonna be fun! And Will is functional without her phone too. So what harm would be if we'll write a few notes here and there? Relax and enjoy the show

— From Bobby

Well, we'll do it of course, but I'll make sure my brother wouldn't do anything... beyond normal pranks.

— Victor

[ask-hypnotiser-will]

Gesund! Cabaret twins here. We took the phone from Frenchie away because we're also curious about what our Wilma is posting here... And maybe we also want to have some fun and write something here too

We looked through it, noticed that Frenchie was posting there, by the way, about homosexuality, it's true. It's our favorite topic of gossip for the past few years!

Stay tuned! (No, we won't give the phone to Wilma yet)

— Bobby and Victor, the amazing twins