ILL MAKE IT LOUD & CLEAR WHATEVER HAPPENED IS NOT MY FAULTT
Uhm hi idk what I’m really supposed to do for in intro since I lost my old acc😔 but I’m most if not everyone doesn’t know me my name is Jacob
That’s all I really have to say for now
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@thelast-h0llowhunter
ILL MAKE IT LOUD & CLEAR WHATEVER HAPPENED IS NOT MY FAULTT
Uhm hi idk what I’m really supposed to do for in intro since I lost my old acc😔 but I’m most if not everyone doesn’t know me my name is Jacob
That’s all I really have to say for now
Happy birthday @wynthestrongwoman! I have gotten you a frog! This is your frog. If you don't want him Julia said she would keep him. Please want the frog, we spent $150 on him :(
Claire why did you buy a frog when you can just catch one in the wild??. Also why didn’t you ask what Bronwyn wants for her birthday??
Because this one is cute. And I forgot it was today. So we bought the first thing we saw for Wyn and just prayed that she likes it!
Well that makes sense, can’t blame you for doing that because I just gave her 300 bucks for her birthday
Happy birthday @wynthestrongwoman! I have gotten you a frog! This is your frog. If you don't want him Julia said she would keep him. Please want the frog, we spent $150 on him :(
Claire why did you buy a frog when you can just catch one in the wild??. Also why didn’t you ask what Bronwyn wants for her birthday??
Caul realizes it was a bad idea to pretend to be his sister because the children who were supposed to protect her forgot him inside a trunk.
He deserves it
Every time I think of mine and @bird-veterinarian relationship I remember this text that I sent me. All I asked is for advice and this is what I got
I like my job as a security guard for millard :]
Are you being forced to to this??, you know I can get the other Jacob so you can go back to miss peregrine??
You want soup? I feel like you need to be de-stressed
Can you make it tomato or chicken soup please??, oh can you make extra so @h0ll0wgasts doesn’t steal it because they eat EVERYTHING!!!
Thank you ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡
@wynthestrongwoman @thefirefindsahomeinme sort out your gayness because you're both fumbling each other and it's painful to watch. I don't want to play Cupid, just sort this out. Quickly, preferably.
The closet is glass and it’s slowly opening for them, can’t say the same for miss peregrine and miss.cuckoo tho. It’s glass but the doors opening and closing at the same time
Jacob, I can assure you we have no glass closets in our house, nor do I, Emma, Miss Peregrine, and Miss Cuckoo have such glass closets in our respective rooms. Where did you get this information from? I am not even sure how that is prevelent at this moment.
HaHAhahha!!!
Bronwyn no what I’m trying to say that it’s obvious that you , Emma , miss. Peregrine, and miss. Cuckoo are clearly gay. The phrase “the closet is glass” is something you say when it’s clear that someone is gay/apart of the lgbtqia+ community
Oh.
...Oh. Oh! Well firstly, what a strange expression. Second, why is everyone suddenly prying in on our business! I...I mean, yes, supposedly true for us...but that is no excuse! I hate to drag Miss Peregrine or Miss Cuckoo into this anyways, they already deal with enough of their own...nonsense. Nonsense is what this is!
Everyone is in your because you’re making your business everyone’s business by posting on the internet. What everyone is saying isn’t nonsense it’s just what they have picked up from your and Emma interactions
How am I making my business everyone's business?! Julia started this, the reason we are even having this discussion right now!
Apologies for my inherant loudness. Though I promise I did not want this to be anyone else's business other than my own! I should be free to ask Emma to accompany me out at any time without feeling pressured to!
I know that but you can’t deny that you and Emma have something going one between you two. I encourage that you just ask her out and see how things go.
If I say that will ask her out at some point sooner than later will I be left alone.
Probably??, I mean it’s obvious that you like her so just shoot your shot
@wynthestrongwoman @thefirefindsahomeinme sort out your gayness because you're both fumbling each other and it's painful to watch. I don't want to play Cupid, just sort this out. Quickly, preferably.
The closet is glass and it’s slowly opening for them, can’t say the same for miss peregrine and miss.cuckoo tho. It’s glass but the doors opening and closing at the same time
Jacob, I can assure you we have no glass closets in our house, nor do I, Emma, Miss Peregrine, and Miss Cuckoo have such glass closets in our respective rooms. Where did you get this information from? I am not even sure how that is prevelent at this moment.
HaHAhahha!!!
Bronwyn no what I’m trying to say that it’s obvious that you , Emma , miss. Peregrine, and miss. Cuckoo are clearly gay. The phrase “the closet is glass” is something you say when it’s clear that someone is gay/apart of the lgbtqia+ community
Oh.
...Oh. Oh! Well firstly, what a strange expression. Second, why is everyone suddenly prying in on our business! I...I mean, yes, supposedly true for us...but that is no excuse! I hate to drag Miss Peregrine or Miss Cuckoo into this anyways, they already deal with enough of their own...nonsense. Nonsense is what this is!
Everyone is in your because you’re making your business everyone’s business by posting on the internet. What everyone is saying isn’t nonsense it’s just what they have picked up from your and Emma interactions
How am I making my business everyone's business?! Julia started this, the reason we are even having this discussion right now!
Apologies for my inherant loudness. Though I promise I did not want this to be anyone else's business other than my own! I should be free to ask Emma to accompany me out at any time without feeling pressured to!
I know that but you can’t deny that you and Emma have something going one between you two. I encourage that you just ask her out and see how things go.
@wynthestrongwoman @thefirefindsahomeinme sort out your gayness because you're both fumbling each other and it's painful to watch. I don't want to play Cupid, just sort this out. Quickly, preferably.
The closet is glass and it’s slowly opening for them, can’t say the same for miss peregrine and miss.cuckoo tho. It’s glass but the doors opening and closing at the same time
Jacob, I can assure you we have no glass closets in our house, nor do I, Emma, Miss Peregrine, and Miss Cuckoo have such glass closets in our respective rooms. Where did you get this information from? I am not even sure how that is prevelent at this moment.
HaHAhahha!!!
Bronwyn no what I’m trying to say that it’s obvious that you , Emma , miss. Peregrine, and miss. Cuckoo are clearly gay. The phrase “the closet is glass” is something you say when it’s clear that someone is gay/apart of the lgbtqia+ community
Oh.
...Oh. Oh! Well firstly, what a strange expression. Second, why is everyone suddenly prying in on our business! I...I mean, yes, supposedly true for us...but that is no excuse! I hate to drag Miss Peregrine or Miss Cuckoo into this anyways, they already deal with enough of their own...nonsense. Nonsense is what this is!
Everyone is in your because you’re making your business everyone’s business by posting on the internet. What everyone is saying isn’t nonsense it’s just what they have picked up from your and Emma interactions
@wynthestrongwoman @thefirefindsahomeinme sort out your gayness because you're both fumbling each other and it's painful to watch. I don't want to play Cupid, just sort this out. Quickly, preferably.
The closet is glass and it’s slowly opening for them, can’t say the same for miss peregrine and miss.cuckoo tho. It’s glass but the doors opening and closing at the same time
Jacob, I can assure you we have no glass closets in our house, nor do I, Emma, Miss Peregrine, and Miss Cuckoo have such glass closets in our respective rooms. Where did you get this information from? I am not even sure how that is prevelent at this moment.
HaHAhahha!!!
Bronwyn no what I’m trying to say that it’s obvious that you , Emma , miss. Peregrine, and miss. Cuckoo are clearly gay. The phrase “the closet is glass” is something you say when it’s clear that someone is gay/apart of the lgbtqia+ community
@wynthestrongwoman @thefirefindsahomeinme sort out your gayness because you're both fumbling each other and it's painful to watch. I don't want to play Cupid, just sort this out. Quickly, preferably.
The closet is glass and it’s slowly opening for them, can’t say the same for miss peregrine and miss.cuckoo tho. It’s glass but the doors opening and closing at the same time
Jacob portman was 16 when gaining the responsibility of saving the peculiar dom😭
Mind you, I did this during summer break aka the first time caul was defeated happened in TWO MONTHS
Oh my birds I didn't register it happened that quickly 😭
No wonder we're all messed up so much.
Me neither, the only way I found out was when Justin told me school was starting soon again!!. I not surprised that all of us are messed up after what caul did to all of us. I’m still shock that he’s alive sadly….
Ooc: at this point Jacob doesn’t gaf anymore, he just wants a BREAK
He actually needs to die already. Permanently. Why can we not have a moment's peace? 😭
Fuck if I know??. I guess this is the curse of being a peculiar because he somehow managed to get more than one life like a cat. Im surprised that I managed to be a peace now
Jacob portman was 16 when gaining the responsibility of saving the peculiar dom😭
Mind you, I did this during summer break aka the first time caul was defeated happened in TWO MONTHS
Oh my birds I didn't register it happened that quickly 😭
No wonder we're all messed up so much.
Me neither, the only way I found out was when Justin told me school was starting soon again!!. I not surprised that all of us are messed up after what caul did to all of us. I’m still shock that he’s alive sadly….
Ooc: at this point Jacob doesn’t gaf anymore, he just wants a BREAK
Jacob portman was 16 when gaining the responsibility of saving the peculiar dom😭
Mind you, I did this during summer break aka the first time caul was defeated happened in TWO MONTHS
@backmouthclaire what is this. What is happening. WHY DID YOU ACTUALLY MAKE AN ARMY?!
I TOLD HER TO LET THEM LIVE IN THE WILD!!!, how did she managed to get this many raccoons in the house!!
Hehehehe, they've been in the walls. There's still more in the walls. I made an army. We will forever be safe from the bad people!
Oh boy Enoch would've foud this so funny! If only he hadn't committed grand theft auto while trying to rob a grape from the local Co-Op.
I MISS MY BEST FRIEND 😭😭😭😭
Oh what's happening here? Isn't Enoch like... 13???? Who are you? @thelast-h0llowhunter explain, please. Why is this Olive not 8??? Why is she a teenager? Please explain. Also, why does Claire have 17,000 raccoons?
Didn’t I explain that to you??, uhm well a couple months ago we all discovered that there’s an alternative universe of us, and in this alternate universe Enoch and olive are 16-17ish
When Claire came to the modern time line she discovered what raccoons are, and basically started collecting them to make an army of raccoons
You let her do that why? Also how on earth is there an alternate universe? What?
ME!!, do I look like miss peregrine!!, I tried to stop her from collecting so many raccoon’s but she won’t listen to me. I’m not sure why there’s an alternate universe but that’s not my problem anymore
I've figured out that the bird ditched very quickly, and you're the most stable person here somehow, which is shocking to me. And just take them away from you? She's 6, what is she going to do? The most she can do is bite ya and they don't hurt that much, at least not last time I checked.
Miss.peregrine is barely online and I’m lucky to have @daiias-driver to help me deal with the bloom sisters and Claire, and im not going to risk being bitten by Claire and her sharp teeth
I’m already calling animal control and a wild life help line to get rid of the raccoons before anything else gets ruined in the house
Is Dallas your boyfriend? I mean, good for you if he is. If he isn't, he really should be. And her teeth aren't that bad once you're used to them.
No Dallas isn’t my boyfriend his brother is tho. I don’t care how bad Claire biting strength is I’m not going to risk losing an arm because of her
You will not lose an arm as long as you let her keep them
OOC: I forgot who's account was who's 😭 DO NOT FOLLOW ABE'S ADVICE!
Abe…. What kind of horrors did you go through to believe that this is good advice?, I don’t what to spend money on a prospect arm because Claire bit me
I'll make a list for you kid.
At least one war
The 1930's
Every year after that
Marriage
Simply living
A lot more that you do not need to know
So let her keep the raccoon before you lose an arm
I may sound rude but I’m surprised that grandma , Susan , and @bird-veterinarian aren’t on the list because you kinda made their lives sick
Why'd you think I wrote "Marriage"???
How bad was yours and grandmas relationship because the both you managed to lie to me that you loved each other. Did you even want kids
No he didn’t he want kids and he made it Cristal clear to us and my mother
Your mother didn't really want kids either, she was just better at hiding it then I was.
Not really, she usually made Susan be her therapist and I was the house maid while you were away. She only fully admitted not wanting us on her death bed
Ok well she was better at hiding it when I was around then
I know, I’m just surprised that you two managed to hide it from Jacob when he was born, though I’m not sure if it was a good idea leaving him with you
Oh it was a fine idea. Kid's fine. A bit traumatized but aren't all of us?
We only have generational trauma because it started with you but it ended with Jacob. I’m sure of that because I putted him in therapy again, and we have a decent-ish relationship now
Well technically it was before me but ok, guess I'll take the generational trauma blame?
I’m sure the whole “generational trauma” started with you Abraham or it’s what I seen and heard from this pathetic family
We all just have really shitty fathers in this family apparently. Because it started with my grandpa or his grandpa or something like that... Just way before me
I’m going to get us a family therapist so we can AT LEAST be a fictional family for a short while, and I’ll also get you your own personal therapist too
This is making me realize I’m the only one with a health relationship in this family, sad but it’s progress
Occ: this whole family needs therapy😔
I'm supposed to be dead. How do you want me to do that?
OOC: They really do
Well you can go to the council so you can get a fake identity for a while or you can make up a fake identity like you used to
Ooc: I’m sad that they didn’t get to be a family, Riggs let them be happy for a MINUTE at least😔
Too much work
OOC: Seriously dude. Like I get trauma, but I feel like Franklin would be old enough to learn WHY his dad was always absent by the time Jacob was born.
So it’s easier to lie to people and abandon your family than to create a fake identity??
To be fair I came back every so often. And yes, yes it was. Making a new identity is HARD, I stopped doing that a bit after you were born.
Did you stop because making a fake identity is hard or is it beg you’re to old to keep up with the hollow-hunter work??
Therapy is still an option if you want it Abe
The second option. Too many risks after a while, not enough rewards if I kept working.
That makes sense but can I ask, did you go no connect with V & H after I was born??
Uh...
Ooc: I don't know who they are 😭
Ooc: they’re Charater s who are apart of the hollow-hunter organization. They appear in AMOD/ a map of days
@backmouthclaire what is this. What is happening. WHY DID YOU ACTUALLY MAKE AN ARMY?!
I TOLD HER TO LET THEM LIVE IN THE WILD!!!, how did she managed to get this many raccoons in the house!!
Hehehehe, they've been in the walls. There's still more in the walls. I made an army. We will forever be safe from the bad people!
Oh boy Enoch would've foud this so funny! If only he hadn't committed grand theft auto while trying to rob a grape from the local Co-Op.
I MISS MY BEST FRIEND 😭😭😭😭
Oh what's happening here? Isn't Enoch like... 13???? Who are you? @thelast-h0llowhunter explain, please. Why is this Olive not 8??? Why is she a teenager? Please explain. Also, why does Claire have 17,000 raccoons?
Didn’t I explain that to you??, uhm well a couple months ago we all discovered that there’s an alternative universe of us, and in this alternate universe Enoch and olive are 16-17ish
When Claire came to the modern time line she discovered what raccoons are, and basically started collecting them to make an army of raccoons
You let her do that why? Also how on earth is there an alternate universe? What?
ME!!, do I look like miss peregrine!!, I tried to stop her from collecting so many raccoon’s but she won’t listen to me. I’m not sure why there’s an alternate universe but that’s not my problem anymore
I've figured out that the bird ditched very quickly, and you're the most stable person here somehow, which is shocking to me. And just take them away from you? She's 6, what is she going to do? The most she can do is bite ya and they don't hurt that much, at least not last time I checked.
Miss.peregrine is barely online and I’m lucky to have @daiias-driver to help me deal with the bloom sisters and Claire, and im not going to risk being bitten by Claire and her sharp teeth
I’m already calling animal control and a wild life help line to get rid of the raccoons before anything else gets ruined in the house
Is Dallas your boyfriend? I mean, good for you if he is. If he isn't, he really should be. And her teeth aren't that bad once you're used to them.
No Dallas isn’t my boyfriend his brother is tho. I don’t care how bad Claire biting strength is I’m not going to risk losing an arm because of her
You will not lose an arm as long as you let her keep them
OOC: I forgot who's account was who's 😭 DO NOT FOLLOW ABE'S ADVICE!
Abe…. What kind of horrors did you go through to believe that this is good advice?, I don’t what to spend money on a prospect arm because Claire bit me
I'll make a list for you kid.
At least one war
The 1930's
Every year after that
Marriage
Simply living
A lot more that you do not need to know
So let her keep the raccoon before you lose an arm
I may sound rude but I’m surprised that grandma , Susan , and @bird-veterinarian aren’t on the list because you kinda made their lives sick
Why'd you think I wrote "Marriage"???
How bad was yours and grandmas relationship because the both you managed to lie to me that you loved each other. Did you even want kids
No he didn’t he want kids and he made it Cristal clear to us and my mother
Your mother didn't really want kids either, she was just better at hiding it then I was.
Not really, she usually made Susan be her therapist and I was the house maid while you were away. She only fully admitted not wanting us on her death bed
Ok well she was better at hiding it when I was around then
I know, I’m just surprised that you two managed to hide it from Jacob when he was born, though I’m not sure if it was a good idea leaving him with you
Oh it was a fine idea. Kid's fine. A bit traumatized but aren't all of us?
We only have generational trauma because it started with you but it ended with Jacob. I’m sure of that because I putted him in therapy again, and we have a decent-ish relationship now
Well technically it was before me but ok, guess I'll take the generational trauma blame?
I’m sure the whole “generational trauma” started with you Abraham or it’s what I seen and heard from this pathetic family
We all just have really shitty fathers in this family apparently. Because it started with my grandpa or his grandpa or something like that... Just way before me
I’m going to get us a family therapist so we can AT LEAST be a fictional family for a short while, and I’ll also get you your own personal therapist too
This is making me realize I’m the only one with a health relationship in this family, sad but it’s progress
Occ: this whole family needs therapy😔
I'm supposed to be dead. How do you want me to do that?
OOC: They really do
Well you can go to the council so you can get a fake identity for a while or you can make up a fake identity like you used to
Ooc: I’m sad that they didn’t get to be a family, Riggs let them be happy for a MINUTE at least😔
Too much work
OOC: Seriously dude. Like I get trauma, but I feel like Franklin would be old enough to learn WHY his dad was always absent by the time Jacob was born.
So it’s easier to lie to people and abandon your family than to create a fake identity??
To be fair I came back every so often. And yes, yes it was. Making a new identity is HARD, I stopped doing that a bit after you were born.
Did you stop because making a fake identity is hard or is it beg you’re to old to keep up with the hollow-hunter work??
Therapy is still an option if you want it Abe
The second option. Too many risks after a while, not enough rewards if I kept working.
That makes sense but can I ask, did you go no connect with V & H after I was born??