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[betterbooktitles]

[puyopuyo]

things in this world that kick ass

1.

[weatheredlaw]

so, grif. i have something for you. like a gift from sarge? no. this is from me.

[disjoineddisc]

yeah sure man whatever whatever AFTER YOU LEAAAVEEE I'LL BE SOOOO ALRIGHT IT'S TRUUUEEE-

[papanorth]

Wash: this is it. I have no choice. but take a chance on this mismatched group of minimally trained soldiers with barely any equipm-

Wash: is that an alien plasma sword

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[thinginyourattic]

I shall uphold this tradition accordingly.

[forfendandrearend]

we deserve a dead wife montage for York. I wanna see that man in a flowing white dress laughing and frolicking in the grass

[incomingalbatross]

A Helpful Guide I made last night.

[disjoineddisc]

#thank you for including Shawn Spencer

[hollowistheworld]

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.

[ailithnight]

Hey OP, love your scalding take here; don't forget about commutes.

Once you factor in commute times (which even for short distances can be grotesquely inflated due to the fact that so many people are all commuting at the same time, but that's a different conversation) many people are actually devoting upwards of 10-12 hours a day on "work related tasks."

[snommelp]

So, I’ve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And I’ve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the officer doesn’t make any small talk, just straight into “I clocked you doing 70 in a 55.” The only time I’ve ever gotten the “do you know why I pulled you over?” was the time when I wasn’t doing anything wrong, and I got let go even though he insisted to the end that I was doing 87 in a 70 (white privilege at work).

“Do you know why I pulled you over?” is a trap. It means there’s a good chance the officer doesn’t actually have a good reason to ticket you, and is trying to get you to waive your 5th Amendment rights and incriminate yourself. If you make a guess, that’s a confession of guilt.

But there’s another trap, that I’ve heard of but haven’t yet experienced. It’s “do you know how fast you were going?” With that one, they’re hoping you’ll say no, because then they can name whatever speed they want – you just said you didn’t know how fast you were going, if you deny the speed they name then you’re lying to them.

[themightytej]

Oh, I’ve had that one. Go with “yes.” Don’t give them a number, just say “Yes.” Then they still have to offer a number and you can deny it without contradicting yourself. They could just ask you, at that point, but that’s suspiciously similar to saying they don’t know, and they tend to avoid doing that.

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

Reblog to save a life

[suspiciouslysharklike-deactivat]

if you scroll past this just because it doesn’t affect you personally, i see you.

[dovewithscales]

Also, you can always go to court and contest a ticket, and a lot of times you’ll win. Or if the cop thinks you’ll win they won’t even show up and you’ll win by default.

They like to target out of state plates because anyone who would be majorly inconvenienced by a court date two months away is a lot more likely to just pay it.

[corvikari]

I can’t drive because of visual impairments but this is good info to know, stay safe out there

[kyoshi-lesbians]

my controversial opinion is I don’t think Zuko was confused by “my first girlfriend turned into the moon”

[kyoshi-lesbians]

he was there during siege of the North. he infiltrated the spirit oasis. he has an uncle who studies spirits and the spirit world. he watched the sky go dark then the moon suddenly reappear like everyone else in the entire world did. and most importantly he watched zhao get eaten by a giant godzilla fish spirit.

[kyoshi-lesbians]

his entire life since he saw that beam of blue-white light in the south pole has been ‘this day has already been so goddamn weird’

[edgar-allan-possum]

The only really new information was that that was Sokka’s girlfriend

[library-graffiti]

Important opinion in the tags that I need to have be part of the post:

[clearascountryair]

Also, Iroh was there? He literally watched Sokka make out with the moon spirit. And you want to tell me that a romantic sap like him would not have immediately told Zuko about this romantic tragedy? Please, Zuko has known about this for ages, he just knows that this is not an acceptable situation in which to say “yeah, I know.”

[terriwriting]

Sokka: “My girlfriend turned into the moon.”

Zuko: “I know.” “Yes.” “She sure did.” “Uh huh.” “Tell me something new.” “Are we still talking about that?” “That’s rough, buddy.”

[alexseanchai]

[image: tags by samwisethebold: #it’s not that he doesn’t get what sokka means #it’s that how on earth do you respond to that]

[uberguber89]

When you put it like that, this is actually a legendary display of tact on Zuko’s part

[oorevitcejda]

i need washlina but like not romantic i need carwash i need them like. weird about each other. i need them so weird about each other like 'hey the shadow of your father killed itself in my head so i sort of kinda maybe feel weird about that but only sorta kinda bc your dad was a piece of shit and less of a father and more of a shitty roommate who fed you and then used you, which is weird because you took that resentment to actually be shitty to the team who your father built to make a copy of your mother withouy your or anyone's knowledge and now the whole team you slightly resented is dead and the father you hated is dead and the shadow robot of your mother is also dead but i remember everything as if i were part of your life so like do you wanna talk about it bc i dont'

and they get weirdly codependent on each other

[disjoineddisc]

I HATE GRIMMONS

ok feeling better I got it out of my system

[umagulch-heaven]

Best Color combo ever! Haru Uraru & Achieving Loyalty (Uma!Simmons)

shout out to @disjoineddisc for this idea for this drawing!

[disjoineddisc]

Look at them look at them look at them look at them look at them look at them they both just lost and one is regretting and rethinking every life choice ever while the other is full of nothing but Happiness

[wineinthewind]

sometimes i think im one of the last defenders of anti-percy with a tridant.

maybe ive just read too much percy angst fanfics but i think percy is just symbolically disconnected from the tridant.

[disjoineddisc]

No I agree. I think to put Percy with the trident is to undermine his whole "I'm my own person/I don't really like the gods but I guess I'll go do this thing/I make my own plan/I declined immortality" can I reiterate HE DECLINED IMMORTALITY thing that he has going on.

Percy doesn't see himself as THE son of Poseidon. He sees himself as a son whose dad just so happens to BE Poseidon.

and he isn't a fan of that last bit very much

[mylo-space]

thinkin about how Tucker is the only person who meets an authentic version of Washington. everyone else met Washington fresh off Recovery One and just barely healed from South's betrayal. everyone else saw Washington as this unrelenting force who hunted down the Meta and took out Freelancer Command. everyone else knew what Washington was capable of when he got backed into a corner by the UNSC and teamed up with the Meta in a desperate bid to stay out of prison. everyone else met Washington at the absolute lowest point in his life, and Tucker met A Guy. Tucker helps Caboose pull this dude out of the snow and he can't hardly stand up on his own, much less walk in a straight line. Tucker gives him the most flippant answer as to why they're helping him, and he still says 'thank you' like being kept around for convenience's sake was something to be grateful for. he lets Caboose call him 'Church'. everyone else met a version of Washington willing to shoot people to get his hands on the Epsilon Unit, and Tucker met a guy willing to put a gun to Agent Carolina's head because she put one to Tucker's first. everyone else met a soldier who called simulation troopers and their bases 'training', and Tucker met a guy who installed a gravity lift in their base at the crash-site because it was fun and took the time to fix Caboose's old helmet and admitted to being worst freelancer in his squad. everyone else met a man who put other people at risk to escape the UNSC and Tucker met a man who would jump to put himself between his team and danger every time. everyone else met Agent Washington and Tucker met Wash. guys. oooough.. thinkin about Tucker and Washington.

[missterywitch]

grif's mind is mostly empty

except for simmons, he can stay

[cerayanay]

Red vs Blue isn’t so much a dead web show but a poison that, once introduced, won’t leave your system and is detrimental for your entire life. Much like Mercury or Agent Orange