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@ask-j-jonah-jameson
Spidey and Peter the same person? Yea, right !
its a 100% true…. the truth come out… ive secretly had abs and iv been good at keeping secrets this whole time 😔✌️
I should have known….
Oh god, APRIL FOOLS! Spider-man stole my phone for the day because he’s the worst. - pp
haha for real cant believe anyone would think i was secretly big wimpy nerd peter parker -sm
What's April fools
Spidey and Peter the same person? Yea, right !
its a 100% true…. the truth come out… ive secretly had abs and iv been good at keeping secrets this whole time 😔✌️
I should have known....
spider-man, spider-man, does whatever a spider can! does he lay, many eggs? or spins a web, around his prey? look out! sounds like a horror film!
its halloween time to summon my spider army
oh shit i hope jamesons ok!! wht evn happened?
Some drunkard turned and drove into him while he was parked.
He's perfectly fine. The doctors tell him to go home, he demands more tests.
Honestly, he's like a giant baby.
- C. J.
whts th j stand fr cj?? is it... jameson
Crap, you caught me. I'm not actually his assistant.
I'm his daughter.
- C. J.
hey jonah whts ur beef with spidey? like for real it jst seems like ur hating on this 16 y/o hero who's trying his best
Mr Jameson would respond with the same old tune he always sings, but personally?
I think he's jealous. Spider-Man is more at such a young age than he will ever be.
- C. J.
did u hear abt wht electros doing to peter? i knew u hated spider-man but i didn't think ud b willing to let ur hate fr him go this far :/
Hey, I'm an... assistant... of sorts to Mr Jameson. He hasn't been keeping up with this mess, considering he got in a crash the day before it all happened.
Very minor, but, he wanted to stay at the hospital longer.
I just told him what happened and convinced him to give Peter Parker a bonus check. For insurance purposes. Considering it's partially his fault.
- C. J.
whats your relationship with tony stark?
weve sorta worked together?? he uh. “discovered” me i guess, tried to get me to join the avengers. idk im good working close to the ground u kno? friendly neighborhood spider-man, not friendly saving-the-world spider-man. -sm
He gave me an internship!!! Me and Spidey share a lab space to work on his suit and stuff. Mr Stark wanted to just give Spidey a suit, but there were a lot of modifications we had to do because sure he’s super smart, and the suit was really great, actually, but he sort of guessed at Spidey’s powers, you know? So it wasn’t as practical as it could’ve been. -pp
@ask-venomous-eddie Want your job back? Looks like a spot just opened.
Spiderman backwards is Namredips. Namredips is a name of unknown origin, but it is a name, and is the name of possibly only five individuals out of 5,933,561 records in the U.S. Social Security Administration public data. Are you secretly one of those five?
👀 -sm
There are no Namredips in New York!
hey jjj wht if i told u i cld catch spider-man and reveal his identity... if youre up to paying me for it, ill let you break the story first
I'd pay you top dollar if you could get me a story like that!
@ask-spiderdude
Look, Spidey!!! I have a blog now just like you!!!!
And I’m gonna be a superhero!
Scarlet Spider is a cool name right?
Already got my own suit, even!
Oh no… Flash you’re gonna get killed -pp
HELL YEA DUDE NICE ILL SWING BY PICK U UP N WE CAN SEE WHT U GOT -sm
Puny, Puny Parker
I’m stronger than you think!
And OMG SPIDEY ARE YOU SERIOUS?????
absolutely dude!! cant wait!! -sm
This is such a bad idea -pp
And here, we see Spider-Man as he really is: a MENACE who likes ENCOURAGING reckless behaviour from INNOCENT and impressionable YOUTH!
why do u put up w spider man, peter?? i hear theres a way cooler spider person around.... a pink and white one...
Because I can sell his pictures. That’s about it. Have I mentioned he’s a jerk? But um… I’d be totally down with hanging out with Ghost. She seems like better company -pp
WHAT THE FUCK PETE -sm
bet u can get double for pics of me ;) - ghost
Um… @ask-j-jonah-jameson Care to feature a new and better spider person?
Get me everything you can on this Ghost Spider.
peter, do u kno spidermans secret identity 👀👀👀👀
I mean, yeah, obviously. We’re close friends. -pp
yea i made th horribl decision of trustin tht nerd w/ my deepest darkest secrets -sm
PARKER!!!!!!
Sorry, Mr Jameson, I can’t tell you. If you want I can set up an interview though? -pp
I should fire you.
...Do you think he can make 3pm tomorrow?
peter, do u kno spidermans secret identity 👀👀👀👀
I mean, yeah, obviously. We’re close friends. -pp
yea i made th horribl decision of trustin tht nerd w/ my deepest darkest secrets -sm
PARKER!!!!!!
do you hate all superheros or does spiderman hold a special place in ur heart fr all the ire?
I don’t hate superheroes. Most of them actually do their job right. Spider-Man? SPIDER-MAN IS NO SUPERHERO. HE JUST FEEDS YOU LIES SO YOU WON’T FIND OUT WHAT HE’S REALLY PLOTTING.
I will not fall for these tall tales and neither should you.
*jjj voice* bold of you to assume spiderman is a superhero - ghost
CORRECT! IT IS BOLD OF THEM TO ASSUME SPIDER-MAN IS A SUPERHERO!
GLAD TO SEE AT LEAST SOMEONE HAS COME TO THEIR SENSES!
do you hate all superheros or does spiderman hold a special place in ur heart fr all the ire?
I don’t hate superheroes. Most of them actually do their job right. Spider-Man? SPIDER-MAN IS NO SUPERHERO. HE JUST FEEDS YOU LIES SO YOU WON’T FIND OUT WHAT HE’S REALLY PLOTTING.
I will not fall for these tall tales and neither should you.
heyyyy jjj welcom to the internet
I KNEW YOU WOULD FIND ME HERE, YOU ARE JUST PROVING MY POINT THAT YOU ARE AN MENACE WHO IS FOOLING THE POPULATION INTO BELIEVING YOU ARE ANYTHING BUT! I MEAN REALLY, FLIPPING THE LIKES OF ME OFF? YOU MUST HAVE SOME NERVE, SPIDER-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
