J. Jonah Jameson can suck my webshooters

Taking questions for your friendly neighborhood Spider-man! We're both 16, btw.

[ask-spiderdude]

How did you two meet?

peter nearly fell out of a cell tower trying to take a picture of me for jjs spidey photo competition, because hes stupid -sm

:( I'm not stupid, just desperately broke - pp

[gwennietime]

sunday night chillin…. dont fucking wake me…..

[steviemcfly]

I’m too hot

Hot damn

GET ME PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!

[ask-spiderdude]

Hahaaa JJJ's an April Fool and that was absolutely on the record. - V 🐍

[ask-spiderdude]

Spidey and Peter the same person? Yea, right !

its a 100% true…. the truth come out… ive secretly had abs and iv been good at keeping secrets this whole time 😔✌️

[ask-j-jonah-jameson]

I should have known….

[ask-spiderdude]

Oh god, APRIL FOOLS! Spider-man stole my phone for the day because he’s the worst. - pp

haha for real cant believe anyone would think i was secretly big wimpy nerd peter parker -sm

[ask-j-jonah-jameson]

What’s April fools

[ask-spiderdude]

you are. ur th april fool. -sm

[ask-spiderdude]

Spidey and Peter the same person? Yea, right !

its a 100% true…. the truth come out… ive secretly had abs and iv been good at keeping secrets this whole time 😔✌️

[ask-j-jonah-jameson]

I should have known….

[ghostspider-gwenstacy]

geez jj i knew u were dumb but u cant even tell when smths an april fools joke??? smh… - gs

[ask-spiderdude]

oooooof thats gotta hurt. u need some burn cream for that, triple j? -sm

[ask-spiderdude]

Spidey and Peter the same person? Yea, right !

its a 100% true…. the truth come out… ive secretly had abs and iv been good at keeping secrets this whole time 😔✌️

[ask-j-jonah-jameson]

I should have known….

[ask-spiderdude]

Oh god, APRIL FOOLS! Spider-man stole my phone for the day because he's the worst. - pp

haha for real cant believe anyone would think i was secretly big wimpy nerd peter parker -sm

[ask-spiderdude]

so...if you're not the same person, which of you is coolest?? Or are neither of you cool? I.. may bet on the latter...hehehe

we're clearly the same person. but im way cooler than peter ever will be

[ask-spiderdude]

does spiderman is gay?

no im the straighest person ever. if i was an avenger id be the straighest avenger. im so straight it hurts.

[ask-spiderdude]

Spidey and Peter the same person? Yea, right !

its a 100% true.... the truth come out... ive secretly had abs and iv been good at keeping secrets this whole time 😔✌️

[ask-spiderdude]

the truth come out

does peter parker is spider-man????

[goblinposting]

[ghostspider-gwenstacy]

@ask-harry-goblin-osborn

[ask-spiderdude]

Harry's cuter though. -pp

[gobbo69]

im sneakie.

[gobbo69]

im clever.

[gobbo69]

im shiftie.

[gobbo69]

im goblin.

[sitdownrestaurant]

And?

[gobbo69]

and im comin.

[thepanplaty69-deactivated201808]

please dont

[gobbo69]

stabses you

[ghostspider-gwenstacy]

@ask-harry-goblin-osborn

[ask-harry-goblin-osborn]

dont call me(??? him????? us???????????) out like this gwen

[ask-spiderdude]

u can always stabses peter hed probs b into it -sm

I CAN AND WILL STRANGLE YOU, SUPERHERO OR NOT!!! -pp

[see-to-believe]

I suppose if people keep making fun of my fish bowl and since my name is public information, I might as well make my face known too.

[ask-spiderdude]

put the fishbowl back, somehow this is worse -sm

[see-to-believe]

How is it worse?

[ghostspider-gwenstacy]

its worse bc its attractive and we cant hav tht - ghost

[see-to-believe]

Wha-?

[ask-spiderdude]

😔🤘🤘 shes right -sm

[see-to-believe]

I suppose if people keep making fun of my fish bowl and since my name is public information, I might as well make my face known too.

[ask-spiderdude]

put the fishbowl back, somehow this is worse -sm

[ask-spiderdude]

what if gwen x venom. gwenom.

too strong…. too powerful…….. -sm

[ghostspider-gwenstacy]

I already look more badass than you. - Gwen

[ask-spiderdude]

its illegal -sm

[ask-spiderdude]

is he terrified of himself 😨

Sometimes he looks down at his suit and, forgetting there's a spider on it, screams like a baby. -pp