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ask-jasont

Im starting to think @ask-evil-tjd and @ask-tjd have face blindness

ask-tjd

Oh no, I recognized you. I just thought it would be funnier if I ignored you

ask-jasont

Well fuck you too

#im not gonna bring you patrol snacks next time #and im going to tell mike not to sell you anything from his foodcart

Im starting to think @ask-evil-tjd and @ask-tjd have face blindness

#both walked past me just sitting on a bench and neither said hello #like made full eye contact and continued walking #im kinda offended

ask-tjd

This random guy is glaring at me in this Wendy’s™️

ask-jasont

Are you doing anything weird? Eating any questionable food combinations?

#you and dick disgust me with food combos sometimes #so thats what my money is on

ask-evil-tjd

OH MY GOD THERES ANOTHER TIM AT THIS HOTEL I’M STAYING AT TAKING UP THE WHOLE POOL.

It’s okay, Evil Tim. Get it together. You can share a pool with a hot Tim. This isn’t the end of the world.

ask-tjd

WHY ARE YOU POSTING PHOTOS OF ME ON THE INTERNET

ask-evil-tjd

THAT’S YOU????

ask-tjd

YES. I TOLD YOU I CROSSDRESS???

ask-evil-tjd

You said you did drag! I wasn’t expecting everyday crossdressing!

ask-tjd

God forbid I’m a woman sometimes 🤨

#dont let steph hear you’re considering making a makeup tutorial #she’ll want you to make multiple

cappyclementine

Ohhh wait...I'm cute!!! :OOOO!!!! *aims my pistol at your head*

cleaverqueer

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

cleaverqueer

AMENDED

cleaverqueer

happy pride everyone

ask-evil-tjd

OH MY GOD THERES ANOTHER TIM AT THIS HOTEL I’M STAYING AT TAKING UP THE WHOLE POOL.

It’s okay, Evil Tim. Get it together. You can share a pool with a hot Tim. This isn’t the end of the world.

ask-tjd

WHY ARE YOU POSTING PHOTOS OF ME ON THE INTERNET

ask-evil-tjd

THAT’S YOU????

#these random encounters are starting to feel like you two are stalking each other

ask-tjd

Just worked a shift at IHOP for an undercover mission. Was I covered in blood? Yes. I kinda burned the pancakes and over-brewed the coffee. Oops. Hope nobody was too mad. I dont think crunchy eggs are that bad

ask-jasont

Why do you keep taking undercover missions where you have to cook

ask-tjd

Look. Normally, I can cook basic things. I can’t cook AND fight the murderous chef at the same time?? The fact that everything I made was edible is a miracle.

ask-jasont

I get that, but also the ratio of missions where you’ve had to cook while fighting vs missions where you cooked without fighting is not in your favor

#at this point its becoming a skill issue #get better at cooking while fighting

ask-tjd

Just worked a shift at IHOP for an undercover mission. Was I covered in blood? Yes. I kinda burned the pancakes and over-brewed the coffee. Oops. Hope nobody was too mad. I dont think crunchy eggs are that bad

ask-jasont

Why do you keep taking undercover missions where you have to cook

#if you served me crunchy eggs id throw hands so fast

ask-evil-tjd

All that for this SHITHOLE IHOP. WHO THE FUCK—

#behavior id expect from waffle house #ihop is a surprise

ask-evil-tjd

You know it’s bad when you realize that your only friends are your ex-polycule.

ask-jasont

Do you… do you want to be friends?

ask-evil-tjd

Oh, shit, did that read as guilt-tripping? Don’t feel pressured to be my friend. That’s. That’s not what I meant.

ask-jasont

Not pressured. In all honesty i need more friends as well. So like. Why not the evil tim

ask-evil-tjd

Oh, in that case, I’m happy to be friends. Just pretend I’m a random guy; I can be very normal.

ask-jasont

Oh uh. Right activities to do with friends. Uh. You ever gone to the theater?

ask-evil-tjd

Uh…. Yeah. Definitely. You watch movies too?

ask-jasont

Oh yeah! I enjoy movies. Do you prefer cinemas or watching at home?

#sounds cool #like genuinely #really interested in that #I have a lot of options on similar subjects #ive been reading focusing on supports for crime alley rn #instead of just dealing with the crime you know?#setting up soup kitchens and shit #and how supports like that get overlooked by supers who just focus on the crime #like why is that man robbing someone at gun point #oh because he needs the money to buy medicine for his sick mother #and shit like that

ask-evil-tjd

You know it’s bad when you realize that your only friends are your ex-polycule.

ask-jasont

Do you… do you want to be friends?

ask-evil-tjd

Oh, shit, did that read as guilt-tripping? Don’t feel pressured to be my friend. That’s. That’s not what I meant.

ask-jasont

Not pressured. In all honesty i need more friends as well. So like. Why not the evil tim

ask-evil-tjd

Oh, in that case, I’m happy to be friends. Just pretend I’m a random guy; I can be very normal.

ask-jasont

Oh uh. Right activities to do with friends. Uh. You ever gone to the theater?

#what was your thesis?#also the outlaws are my like team #arsenal starfire artemis and bizzaro #im also in a friends with benefits type polycule with them

ask-evil-tjd

You know it’s bad when you realize that your only friends are your ex-polycule.

ask-jasont

Do you… do you want to be friends?

ask-evil-tjd

Oh, shit, did that read as guilt-tripping? Don’t feel pressured to be my friend. That’s. That’s not what I meant.

ask-jasont

Not pressured. In all honesty i need more friends as well. So like. Why not the evil tim

#my only friends are the outlaws #and like #kinda my siblings #which also feels really sad to say

ask-evil-tjd

You know it’s bad when you realize that your only friends are your ex-polycule.

ask-jasont

Do you… do you want to be friends?

#this feels weird to offer to a multiverse version on my quasi brother #but also like #as an anti hero i cant really judge you for being evil #and you did cut off the joker in traffic earlier

ask-tjd

so like… any progress on Dringe matches?

WHY ARE PEOPLE SO INTERESTED IN MY SELF-CEST JOURNEY

ask-evil-tjd

Do multiple Tims ask you to homoerotically fight in an alleyway?

ask-tjd

I’m going to throw a dumpster at you

ask-evil-tjd

In an alley?!

ask-tjd

In an alley.

ask-evil-tjd

Why would we be in an alley?

#real reason #is that theres alleys everywhere in gotham #so you’re probably in one on accident

ask-tjd

omg were you in the sanscest trenches too

I needed a hobby when I wasn’t stalking batman and I was fascinated by the sheer volume of skeletons the internet was making okay

ask-jasont

I don’t remember seeing those fics on your ao3

ask-tjd

Now why do you have my Ao3 user

ask-jasont

Because I know you have mine

#fairs fair #i check out any user that interacts with my fics often #also just because im not as skilled in hacking as you and barbie doesnt mean i cant do it at all

ask-tjd

omg were you in the sanscest trenches too

I needed a hobby when I wasn’t stalking batman and I was fascinated by the sheer volume of skeletons the internet was making okay

ask-jasont

I don’t remember seeing those fics on your ao3

#did you orphan them #or do tou have a 2nd account #how much do i gotta bribe babs to find them

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