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OUCH.

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Would beaming me your periods cramps help. People have beamed me their period cramps before.

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…. You are far too kind.

#maybe. maybe it would #but i am a strong tim i can take them #i can bear the pain of having a uterus… for now.#i’m getting this thing ripped out the instant mom isn’t paying attention #… which is always

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Alright. Which one of you fuckers wrote fanfiction of my dishwasher trauma.

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Be right back, reading this fanfiction now.

#for evil purposes #also to understand you better #is it biographical if they got it right?#or mere coincidence

OUCH.

#the blood #it yearns for pain and suffering.#why must my body betray me so

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Just kicked a trashcan over, feeling evil.

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Wait. What do you mean that was the RIDDLER’S SECRET CORRESPONDENCE TRASHCAN.

#and the police only noticed it was being used for correspondance because i KNOCKED A LETTER TO TWO-FACE OUT OF IT #while cleaning up my mess (if you can even call it that)#WHY #WHYYYYYY #well #this is the first witness report this week i guess #last week i had two so we have yet to beat the record

Just kicked a trashcan over, feeling evil.

#take that gotham!#i’m evil too!#don’t mind the fact that there was apparently only one thing in the trashcan #that just goes to show how evil i am #i don’t need trash in my metaphorical evil trash can #i’m just that evil

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Im starting to think @ask-evil-tjd and @ask-tjd have face blindness

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Shit, which bench? I saw a vaguely Jason Todd-esque person but my universe’s Jason looks a bit different so I thought it might just be a casual döppelganger. (As in: not a clone, but an accidental lookalike.)

#sorry!#i also don’t know what you look like #i didn’t know what your tim looked like until yesterday either #to be fair

Update, there was a robbery at the Wendy’s…

#don’t worry. robin showed up.#after milkshake person disappeared.#… i’m starting to think i might be a bad luck magnet #maybe i should get my luck tested #does anyone know tarot?

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OH MY GOD THERES ANOTHER TIM AT THIS HOTEL I’M STAYING AT TAKING UP THE WHOLE POOL.

It’s okay, Evil Tim. Get it together. You can share a pool with a hot Tim. This isn’t the end of the world.

ask-tjd

WHY ARE YOU POSTING PHOTOS OF ME ON THE INTERNET

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THAT’S YOU????

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YES. I TOLD YOU I CROSSDRESS???

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You said you did drag! I wasn’t expecting everyday crossdressing!

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God forbid I’m a woman sometimes 🤨

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Oh, shit, sorry! What are your pronouns today?

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Do not refer to me

#< prev tags #got’cha #let me know when/if it changes

OH MY GOD. Sorry, I keep using that phrase, even though I’m not Christian.

Someone in this Wendy’s™️ is DIPPING THEIR FRIES INTO THEIR FROSTY™️. Right in front of my salad???

#EW #ugh this trip has been sooooo rough #thank the stars that there’s no police this time.

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OH MY GOD THERES ANOTHER TIM AT THIS HOTEL I’M STAYING AT TAKING UP THE WHOLE POOL.

It’s okay, Evil Tim. Get it together. You can share a pool with a hot Tim. This isn’t the end of the world.

ask-tjd

WHY ARE YOU POSTING PHOTOS OF ME ON THE INTERNET

ask-evil-tjd

THAT’S YOU????

ask-tjd

YES. I TOLD YOU I CROSSDRESS???

ask-evil-tjd

You said you did drag! I wasn’t expecting everyday crossdressing!

ask-tjd

God forbid I’m a woman sometimes 🤨

ask-evil-tjd

Oh, shit, sorry! What are your pronouns today?

#sorry #that was queerphobic and transphobic of me to assume #i look forward to your makeup tutorial!

ask-evil-tjd

OH MY GOD THERES ANOTHER TIM AT THIS HOTEL I’M STAYING AT TAKING UP THE WHOLE POOL.

It’s okay, Evil Tim. Get it together. You can share a pool with a hot Tim. This isn’t the end of the world.

ask-tjd

WHY ARE YOU POSTING PHOTOS OF ME ON THE INTERNET

ask-evil-tjd

THAT’S YOU????

ask-tjd

YES. I TOLD YOU I CROSSDRESS???

ask-evil-tjd

You said you did drag! I wasn’t expecting everyday crossdressing!

#a good disguise though #you’re very skilled #at drag #i still don’t know if you have many other skills #you should make a makeup tutorial though #i genuinely wouldn’y have recognized you as a tim drake

ask-evil-tjd

OH MY GOD THERES ANOTHER TIM AT THIS HOTEL I’M STAYING AT TAKING UP THE WHOLE POOL.

It’s okay, Evil Tim. Get it together. You can share a pool with a hot Tim. This isn’t the end of the world.

ask-tjd

WHY ARE YOU POSTING PHOTOS OF ME ON THE INTERNET

ask-evil-tjd

THAT’S YOU????

#don’t you have long hair??? and a chest????#i saw you at the ihop and you were in full makeup #what do you mean you’re a hot buff guy with short hair and doe eyes

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Just worked a shift at IHOP for an undercover mission. Was I covered in blood? Yes. I kinda burned the pancakes and over-brewed the coffee. Oops. Hope nobody was too mad. I dont think crunchy eggs are that bad

ask-jasont

Why do you keep taking undercover missions where you have to cook

ask-tjd

Look. Normally, I can cook basic things. I can’t cook AND fight the murderous chef at the same time?? The fact that everything I made was edible is a miracle.

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THAT WAS YOU??????

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YES??? WERE YOU THE PERSON I SERVED????

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YES. YOU SUCK AT PANCAKES.

#also are you okay???#that was a lot of blood?#was it yours????

OH MY GOD THERES ANOTHER TIM AT THIS HOTEL I’M STAYING AT TAKING UP THE WHOLE POOL.

It’s okay, Evil Tim. Get it together. You can share a pool with a hot Tim. This isn’t the end of the world.

#ughhhh this would be easier if he was less hot #i’ve had such a rough day i just wanted to get wet #and THIS ASSHOLE IS HERE WHYYYYY #sorry. my usual put together demeanor has briefly been disrupted by the Gay Thoughts.#returning to normal programming… probably…..

ask-tjd

Just worked a shift at IHOP for an undercover mission. Was I covered in blood? Yes. I kinda burned the pancakes and over-brewed the coffee. Oops. Hope nobody was too mad. I dont think crunchy eggs are that bad

ask-jasont

Why do you keep taking undercover missions where you have to cook

ask-tjd

Look. Normally, I can cook basic things. I can’t cook AND fight the murderous chef at the same time?? The fact that everything I made was edible is a miracle.

ask-evil-tjd

THAT WAS YOU??????

#Dishwater Timothy Jackson Drake when i SEE YOU #IT WILL NOT BE PRETTY

All that for this SHITHOLE IHOP. WHO THE FUCK—

#someone came out COVERED IN BLOOD to give me MID TIER PANCAKES and SHITTY COFFEE.#no wonder it had a 1.8 stars on yelp #yuck.#i called the police on their asses once i got my food on the table and then had to testify to the police about a GODDAMN MURDER???

I hate the George Washington Bridge.

#drove on it twice today #almost got hit by a police chase into the bronx #then had to bang a u-ie. fuck that shit

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