Timothy Drake

Hi guys! It’s me. Tim Drake. From DCU. Ask me questions. I’m bored.

[ask-tjd]

What was it like when your parents stuck you in the washing machine

Don’t ever fucking talk to me again

[ask-tjd]

yo tim did tim catch your eye or smth?

Don’t even make me talk about it bro

[ask-tjd]

what’s making you consider polyam bro?

My boyfriend and I have had passing conversations about it before when someone caught both our eyes, but really recent events have just forced us to have a conversation that we’ve been putting off. So it’s more like we’ve considered polyam before, and now we’re just thinking about it more deeply

[ask-tjd]

Have you ever discussed polyamory with your beautiful boyfriend in the context of multiversal selfcest? Hi, my name is Timothy Drake, and as of now, apparently I have.

[ask-jasont]

How did that conversation even start?

[ask-tjd]

This is exactly how the conversation went how the fuck— ARE YOU IN MY WALLS AGAIN??

[ask-tjd]

BERNARD WANTS ME TO MAKE A Dringe™️ ACCOUNT. YOURE JOKING. LOVE LOSES 💔

[ask-neutral-tjd]

everyday i am grateful to be aroace and nonamorous.

anyway good luck on the polyamory?

[ask-tjd]

[ask-tjd]

Have you ever discussed polyamory with your beautiful boyfriend in the context of multiversal selfcest? Hi, my name is Timothy Drake, and as of now, apparently I have.

[ask-tjd]

BERNARD WANTS ME TO MAKE A Dringe™️ ACCOUNT. YOURE JOKING. LOVE LOSES 💔

[ask-tjd]

Do you think somewhere out there a middle schooler is writing yaoi of a toilet and a urinal. Like “but urinal-san, we’re both boys.”

Y’know

[ask-neutral-tjd]

are you sure you’re not the evil tim drake?

[ask-tjd]

Yeah, I’m pretty sure. Why do you ask?

[ask-tjd]

Do you think somewhere out there a middle schooler is writing yaoi of a toilet and a urinal. Like “but urinal-san, we’re both boys.”

Y’know

[armyanimal156]

Honestly probably in the skibidi toilet universe yeah

[ask-tjd]

This is a terrifying visual, but I think what scares me most is that you’re probably right.

[ask-tjd]

Okay hi guys admin here. I went to like ao3 out of curiosity because like. Surely skibidi toilet fanfiction doesn’t exist. And uh

If I have to know. You have to know

[ask-tjd]

Do you think somewhere out there a middle schooler is writing yaoi of a toilet and a urinal. Like “but urinal-san, we’re both boys.”

Y’know

[armyanimal156]

Honestly probably in the skibidi toilet universe yeah

[ask-tjd]

This is a terrifying visual, but I think what scares me most is that you’re probably right.

[ask-tjd]

Do you think somewhere out there a middle schooler is writing yaoi of a toilet and a urinal. Like “but ahhh urinal-san, we’re both boys.”

Y’know

[ask-tjd]

I would like to issue a formal apology to the tumblr community. Sincerely, my bad.

[ask-tjd]

Do you think somewhere out there a middle schooler is writing yaoi of a toilet and a urinal. Like “but urinal-san, we’re both boys.”

Y’know

[ask-tjd]

I showed the timverse to Bernard and he thinks it’d be funny if I dated an alternate version of myself in addition to him???

[ask-tjd]

if you were making a Dringe(tm) account what would you put on it?

My boyfriend and I haven’t discussed polyamory, I’m not making a Dringe™️ account

[ask-tjd]

I’m sorry to all my friends that are gonna just see a shit ton of posts from me on their dash when they wake up 😭 I fear my friends and I had a funny bit idea and it’s taken a life of its own

[ask-tjd]

timothy jason drake

i must ask

what is your beef with twinks?

I don’t have an issue with twinks, I have beef with evil twinks. There was a clause in my vigilante contract that specifically stated that if I am to inherit the mantle of robin, I have to inherit Batman’s beef with evil twinks just like all the other robins that came before me

[ask-jasont]

????

He made a fucking contract???

[ask-tjd]

Yes??? I had to sign one before I could go out as Robin??

You didn’t????

[ask-jasont]

No????

Bro he literally kidnapped me after i took his tires

You think i was signing anything?

[ask-neutral-tjd]

and this is why my ex wife (robin) signs with a fake middle name. batman somehow has not caught on.

[ask-jasont]

Thank god. At least one robin isn’t an idiot about identity and legality

[ask-tjd]

I LITERALLY DO DRAG IN EUROPEAN COUNTRIES HOW AM I AN IDIOT ABOUT HIDING MY IDENTITY

[ask-evil-tjd]

Are you a twink

You can't just ask someone if they're a twink.

[ask-jasont]

Is this the same mom who stuck you in the dishwasher?

[ask-evil-tjd]

No???? Who the fuck does that?

[ask-tjd]

Oh so the evil me gets good parents. I see how it is

[ask-evil-tjd]

I’m just that cool, lol.

Sorry about your parents, though. Want me to shit their pants?

[ask-tjd]

Please don’t they’re dead