Timothy Drake

Hi guys! It’s me. Tim Drake. From DCU. Ask me questions. I’m bored.

[ask-tjd]

What was it like when your parents stuck you in the washing machine

Don’t ever fucking talk to me again

[ask-tjd]

HI ADMIN HERE. I NEVER ACTUALLY READ THE INFAMOUS TIM DRAKE DISHWASHER FANFIC AND I JUST FOUND IT??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN JACK DRAKE TIED TIM UP AND THREW A 16 YEAR OLD IN THE DISHWASHER IM FUCKING CRYING

[ask-tjd]

For additional context. This blog was born after I heard about this fic from a friend. I had zero clue what the plot was, just that tim gets put in a dishwasher. And I thought that was so ridiculous that I made a shitpost blog with that entire premise.

Do you think the author of this fic can fathom that like. Two paragraphs inspired a shitposting tumblr timcest blog

[ask-tjd]

HI ADMIN HERE. I NEVER ACTUALLY READ THE INFAMOUS TIM DRAKE DISHWASHER FANFIC AND I JUST FOUND IT??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN JACK DRAKE TIED TIM UP AND THREW A 16 YEAR OLD IN THE DISHWASHER IM FUCKING CRYING

[ask-evil-tjd]

OUCH.

[ask-tjd]

Would beaming me your periods cramps help. People have beamed me their period cramps before.

[ask-tjd]

Alright. Which one of you fuckers wrote fanfiction of my dishwasher trauma.

[ask-jasont]

Im starting to think @ask-evil-tjd and @ask-tjd have face blindness

[ask-tjd]

Oh no, I recognized you. I just thought it would be funnier if I ignored you

[ask-tjd]

This random guy is glaring at me in this Wendy’s™️

[ask-evil-tjd]

OH MY GOD THERES ANOTHER TIM AT THIS HOTEL I’M STAYING AT TAKING UP THE WHOLE POOL.

It’s okay, Evil Tim. Get it together. You can share a pool with a hot Tim. This isn’t the end of the world.

[ask-tjd]

WHY ARE YOU POSTING PHOTOS OF ME ON THE INTERNET

[ask-evil-tjd]

THAT’S YOU????

[ask-tjd]

YES. I TOLD YOU I CROSSDRESS???

[ask-evil-tjd]

You said you did drag! I wasn’t expecting everyday crossdressing!

[ask-tjd]

God forbid I’m a woman sometimes 🤨

[ask-evil-tjd]

Oh, shit, sorry! What are your pronouns today?

[ask-tjd]

Do not refer to me

[ask-evil-tjd]

OH MY GOD THERES ANOTHER TIM AT THIS HOTEL I’M STAYING AT TAKING UP THE WHOLE POOL.

It’s okay, Evil Tim. Get it together. You can share a pool with a hot Tim. This isn’t the end of the world.

[ask-tjd]

WHY ARE YOU POSTING PHOTOS OF ME ON THE INTERNET

[ask-evil-tjd]

THAT’S YOU????

[ask-tjd]

YES. I TOLD YOU I CROSSDRESS???

[ask-evil-tjd]

You said you did drag! I wasn’t expecting everyday crossdressing!

[ask-tjd]

God forbid I’m a woman sometimes 🤨

[ask-evil-tjd]

OH MY GOD THERES ANOTHER TIM AT THIS HOTEL I’M STAYING AT TAKING UP THE WHOLE POOL.

It’s okay, Evil Tim. Get it together. You can share a pool with a hot Tim. This isn’t the end of the world.

[ask-tjd]

WHY ARE YOU POSTING PHOTOS OF ME ON THE INTERNET

[ask-evil-tjd]

THAT’S YOU????

[ask-tjd]

YES. I TOLD YOU I CROSSDRESS???

[ask-evil-tjd]

OH MY GOD THERES ANOTHER TIM AT THIS HOTEL I’M STAYING AT TAKING UP THE WHOLE POOL.

It’s okay, Evil Tim. Get it together. You can share a pool with a hot Tim. This isn’t the end of the world.

[ask-tjd]

WHY ARE YOU POSTING PHOTOS OF ME ON THE INTERNET

[ask-tjd]

Just worked a shift at IHOP for an undercover mission. Was I covered in blood? Yes. I kinda burned the pancakes and over-brewed the coffee. Oops. Hope nobody was too mad. I dont think crunchy eggs are that bad

[ask-jasont]

Why do you keep taking undercover missions where you have to cook

[ask-tjd]

Look. Normally, I can cook basic things. I can’t cook AND fight the murderous chef at the same time?? The fact that everything I made was edible is a miracle.

[ask-evil-tjd]

THAT WAS YOU??????

[ask-tjd]

YES??? WERE YOU THE PERSON I SERVED????

[ask-tjd]

Just worked a shift at IHOP for an undercover mission. Was I covered in blood? Yes. I kinda burned the pancakes and over-brewed the coffee. Oops. Hope nobody was too mad. I dont think crunchy eggs are that bad

[ask-jasont]

Why do you keep taking undercover missions where you have to cook

[ask-tjd]

Look. Normally, I can cook basic things. I can’t cook AND fight the murderous chef at the same time?? The fact that everything I made was edible is a miracle.

[ask-tjd]

Just worked a shift at IHOP for an undercover mission. Was I covered in blood? Yes. I kinda burned the pancakes and over-brewed the coffee. Oops. Hope nobody was too mad. I dont think crunchy eggs are that bad

[ask-tjd]

Hey guys I just drove on the George Washington bridge while on an undercover mission. I almost hit this asshole’s car, but thankfully I outmaneuvered him in time.

[stealthrockdamage-deactivated20]

"is it possible for a [thing] girl and a [different thing] boy to be in a relationship? 🥺" i'll stop you right there. get a notebook cause i'll only tell you once. men and women are not allowed to date each other

[ask-tjd]

you never responded to jason saying he thought you were in a polycule with kon. meanwhile i keep getting mistaken for being in a polycule with kon. very suspicious of you.

neutral tim

I am not in a polycule with Konbert. The trying to clone him 99 times while he was dead thing gave him the ick, which honestly, fair. Not a good note to start a relationship on