I’M GOING TO JEFF THE KILL YOU /ref

Silly fun little ask blog. Pfp belongs to Ijustwannahavefun

[ask-jeff-the-killer50891]

hehehe

Welcome to ANOTHER Jeff the Killer ask blog.

Feel free to ask me anything. I might kill you. But ask me anything.

[tob1-r0g3rs]

I didn't realize you were on here, Toby. Also stop using all the syrup and chocolate chips for your waffles, me and Nina were trying to make coffee but were missing those ingredients :/

why the hell are you making coffee with syrup and chocolate chips

[ask-kateurchaser]

Dude we wanted to make fancy looking coffees. God forbid a girl has a hobby...

[tob1-r0g3rs]

buy your own shit then it ain't my problem

if im lucky i pay @ask-jeff-the-killer50891 to buy em for me

[ask-jeff-the-killer50891]

If he’s lucky.

[tob1-r0g3rs]

oh hey jeff

didnt think youd respond

[ask-jeff-the-killer50891]

My blog is very backed up and over overwhelming

[tob1-r0g3rs]

I didn't realize you were on here, Toby. Also stop using all the syrup and chocolate chips for your waffles, me and Nina were trying to make coffee but were missing those ingredients :/

why the hell are you making coffee with syrup and chocolate chips

[ask-kateurchaser]

Dude we wanted to make fancy looking coffees. God forbid a girl has a hobby...

[tob1-r0g3rs]

buy your own shit then it ain't my problem

if im lucky i pay @ask-jeff-the-killer50891 to buy em for me

[ask-jeff-the-killer50891]

If he’s lucky.

[weirdplutoprince]

*Strict father figure in a coming of age movie voice*: I swear that boy is going to get himself jeff the killed one day

[ask-jeff-the-killer50891]

I'm mailing you another pair of marriage papers just sign them I need it for the uhh for "tax benefits"

Yeah

“I don’t pay taxes.”

[skelewashere]

See we have so much in common!

Sign the papers jeffrey.

[ask-jeff-the-killer50891]

“Fucking no.”

[ask-jeff-the-killer50891]

suspect hasn’t showeredbin years and smells like shit

“Suspect still lives in their mom’s basement.”

[jasperssolace]

suspect lives in an eldritch being that looks like a q tip’s house and doesn’t shower despite having access to it

[ask-jeff-the-killer50891]

“Suspect is a little bitch who gets off on being a dick on the internet.”

[ask-jeff-the-killer50891]

uhh

whadabouda aliennn

“Sure, why not.”

[ask-jeff-the-killer50891]

I'm mailing you another pair of marriage papers just sign them I need it for the uhh for "tax benefits"

Yeah

“I don’t pay taxes.”

[ask-jeff-the-killer50891]

oh hi i deadass forgot i married you

i cut like almost all my hair off. thought i'd tell you that

“Woaw.”

[ask-jeff-the-killer50891]

i'm gguguhgnvdctyctdtfbunfrfhtdrrvrfrtgggghbhhhhh

“Please don’t have a stroke on main.”

[ask-jeff-the-killer50891]

would you still love me if i was a worm 🪱🥺🥺🥺

“I would not fuck a worm.”

[talkgentlytome]

Tag yourself I’m the “Overdressed and Underappreciated”. Artist : http://www.mattadrian.com/ 

[vvillowenna]

If you thought “hm those styles of art AND speech seem very familiar,” you are right because it is the same person that did these

[the-husbando]

Oh my god damn

[threedollarsdotcom]

caught you with hope in your eyes yesterday cut that shit out

[ask-jeff-the-killer50891]

what the hell is wrong with your anons

“What isn’t, honestly?”

[uinferno]

[ask-jeff-the-killer50891]

I'm gonna

shit yourself

.

“I’m gonna piss your pants. 🖕”

[squeakitties]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

new type of guy just dropped

[powerburial]

this is standard issue uncle