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I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

I still don’t get why people try to convince me that driving is less complicated than navigating a public transit system. With public transit I’m not doing most of the work.

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What if instead of relaxing and just getting off the vehicle when it beeps at the right stop you got stuck in traffic and had to concentrate constantly on what you’re doing or else you kill somebody and started screaming at other people for not using their giant death machines correctly wouldn’t that be so much better

patches-dark-souls

I wonder if they're mistakenly placing the stresses of navigating an unfamiliar place and system on the public transit system rather than simply on the unfamiliarity.

I can say from personal experience that all of my public transit experiences have been much more stressful than most of my driving experiences, but this is because I do not live, nor enjoy being in, a city, so my public transit experience is almost entirely navigating an unfamiliar subway or bus network when I'm visiting without a car. This can be quite stressful if your simultaneously trying to say, learn how to pay for the system, learn how to navigate the system, figure out what lines and stops I need to use, dealing with the fact that I am around more new people than usually I see in a month, and be texting someone else trying to figure out when and where to meet them.

Whereas my personal average car experience is "Oh I want to go there -> drives there". I don't live in a place with traffic or many other people to worry about and so driving somewhere is not really anymore stressful than walking somewhere for me. But again, this is because I'm extremely familiar with it, rather than it being inherently simpler than public transit, and I' sure if I lived somewhere with a robust transit system, the mental calculus for traveling somewhere would eventually simplify to "oh i want to go there -> goes there".

what-even-is-thiss

Driving stresses me the hell out because every time I’m convinced that I’m gonna mess up and kill someone.

Also yeah navigating a public transit system is a skill but so is driving. Once you have that skill it’s like whatever and your personal chances of killing someone’s by accident are much lower and you can play games on your phone

pocketss

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

flyfella

Fighting for my life in margaritaville

koiagain

im going to fix my entire life

fruitcakebro

When?

koiagain

Like Um. later

fairycosmos

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

beansfrombeans

databent

hi. i really, really need everyone to see this gif of someones frog i just saw on reddit

mclennonyaoi

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Reblog if you remember this motherfucker:

las-lus

ooh i have a nice fun fact!

Static was WILDLY popular in Brazil (a country where the population is over 50% black) and we had re-runs for YEARS on open television. Everyone who was a kid in the 2000s knew and loved him. As a result, every single Brazilian Con has a LOT of static cosplayers!

So, a couple of years ago, Comic Con Experience (the biggest con in Brazil, which is actually also the biggest con in the world!) invited one of Static’s creator Denys Cowan as one of the guests of honor.

Now. Thousands of people attend his panel. And cosplayers went NUTS because they could show their Static cosplay to the creator himself! What none of us expected was Debts Cowan’s reaction:

He cried on stage.

He had never seen Static cosplayers - especially not so many of them! And he had no idea the show was popular here! No one ever told him his character was so beloved! Years and years of reruns and he had no idea! He obviously created the character with his experiences and his community (Black North Americans) in mind. Still, he accidentally touched a whole other community of black people who could see themselves on the screen as a superhero!

Anyway he is a lovely person and one of the best, most memorable guests we had. And I think this is a nice reminder that your art might touch people you can’t even imagine would when creating it.

Edit: I said “the creator” when i should’ve said “one of the creators”, its edited now, but while he isnt the one who came to brazil it’s important to say Dwayne McDuffie was another important figure to static shock!! Both are black men who paved the way in comic book history! Thank you @sokumotanaka for pointing it out.