Ask Joe Caine!

The internet's favourite speedrunner!

[ask-joe-caine]

Hello Tumblr!

Joe Caine (he/him) talks like this. Coe Caine (he/him) talks like this. (He spoke in green in very early posts but I changed it because of the moss arc from decades ago lol)

[not the real Joe Caine...this blog is for the lols.]

[I'm fine with:

Magic Anons (no more than 15 asks) Role-play threads/asks Actual questions for in or out of character Possibly triggering subject matter, just please put a content warning in case someone doesn't wanna see that]

[I'm not fine with:

Questions about the irl Joe Caine. i do not know that man's personal life NSFW in any form. I'm a minor ooc and even without that I don't wanna see/hear/read it.]

[MORE OOC INFO UNDER THE CUT]

Mod is @oakthefrog - I use they/star pronouns.

I've been in the SW fandom since it started - i made this blog in March 2024 :)

[oakthefrog]

taking a step back from shorts wars - seeing some uncomfortable (not in subject matter - its personal) stuff and its all too much for me as my mental health has taken a noticeable hit

will still 100% watch TT when it comes out tho dont worry </3

[ask-joe-caine]

..how are you joe..- uh-

Mrrrow...

[wannabewebsite]

CALLING ALL SHORTS WARS ASK/RP BLOGS

this is an OUT OF CHARACTER post!

i have decided alongside the @themelonthatisroyal and @theorytrioasks blogs that we DESPERATELY need a discord server. seriously. we're all terrible at organization and we don't communicate.

SO! we've made one. please dm me, modmelon OR theorymod for the server link! i believe i've tagged everyone under the read more, so everyone roleplaying a CANON should receive this post.

in the case where youre roleplaying an oc im SO sorry if you havent received this post. ive tagged both of the oc roleplayers that im aware of, but if there are more im not aware of them.

do know im taking the blogs list from @hauntingzexploding pinned post. so sorry if i missed anyone or accidentally included anyone.

@ppr-b0y20

@bundun-aussie

@minecraft-mogswamp

@ask-bambaeyoh

@askcdotkom

@ask-joe-caine

@pear-of-royalty

@riggy-runkey

@roseytherabbit

@thebossshortswars

@broken-american-idiot

@schlorpo-sunday (i believe youre a gimmick account? so sorry if you dont want this notif)

@judgewendyblog

@ask-law-by-mike

@drfdlog

@ask-craig-rumble

@lucky-lachy

@aki16oficialll

[wannabewebsite]

okay.

since some of yall dont have discord, i encourage you to find different forms of contact with whoever youre trying to roleplay with. be it tumblr dms, tumblr asks. i dont care. there are people incredibly out of loop with roleplay stuff (including myself) who need communication before anything.

so yea, in short? communicate before anything.

[ask-joe-caine]

is this technically a RTC reference. Ricky are you there.

"Mrrrrow" (no)

"Is...there a cat in the house?"

[7 asks left :3]

[ask-joe-caine]

..what does that mean..? Whatever I'll- ask you later- actually sorry-

[Joe keeps pressing his head into their ankle, purring]

[8 asks left]

[ask-joe-caine]

..oh....well i AM a cat person..!

I guess this is my frist time seeing a cat in my house.. hehe-

...sorry actually -

[Joe pressed his head against Aki's leg]

(9 asks remaining)

[ask-joe-caine]

[Makes Joe into a cat]

Wait wha-

[POOF]

[ask-joe-caine]

pencils 4 life.

✎✎✎✎✎✎✎✎

No, NOT pencils ✎✎✎ life.

[ask-joe-caine]

you see the boss HAD the pencil thing

Y✎✎✎... It's k✎nda annoying but it's almost over ✎✎✎✎.

[ask-joe-caine]

”J-Joe? I-If the Boss is back, does that mean I have to go back to working for him, again? I-I don’t want to go back to that facility…”

-@rusty-the-rusty-spotted-cat

Uhm...well ✎'ve hid Coe ✎✎ the basement just to ✎✎ safe. I think if you try to go under his r✎dar he won't force ✎✎✎ to do much.

[ask-joe-caine]

✎ thi✎k the boss also g✎t the penc✎✎ thing ✎✎...

[ask-joe-caine]

how do you feel about pencils

I've grown ✎✎✎✎ rather ✎ unfond ✎ of them in recent ✎ hours.

[ask-joe-caine]

how do you feel about this whole situation regarding the boss being back, but in his s2 state?

I'm ✎ worried for Coe if anything. Obviously, ✎ yeah, it wasn't fun being cloned and all. ✎✎✎ But if I'm honest, ✎ think I'll be fine.

✎ also need to check up on Jonny ✎✎ at some point.✎✎ If he knows then...he might not be doing ✎✎✎ great.

[ask-joe-caine]

[its late and im tired...i'll see everyone in the morning bye :D]

[ask-joe-caine]

Th✎s feels more like a kind ✎ of digital h✎ccup than anyth✎ng, actually.

Maybe if I hold by breath...?

...

...

Did it wor✎..? Nope ✎✎ noth✎ng.

[aki16oficialll]

maybe if you drink water.. it'll go away?? Probably??

[ask-joe-caine]

✎'ll try it...

...

...

Maybe ✎✎? Okay still no. ✎ think we have to wait for the asks to go down. 6 left ✎f ✎ counted right...

[ask-joe-caine]

Th✎s feels more like a kind ✎ of digital h✎ccup than anyth✎ng, actually.

Maybe if I hold by breath...?

...

...

Did it wor✎..? Nope ✎✎ noth✎ng.