hi friends! this is the end of my writing tumblr journey. i'll keep this blog up but take my url for a bnha sideblog. unfortunately things get a little too toxic for me in this corner of the world and i'm looking to avoid that from now on. restarting the blog gave me amazing new memories but unfortunately the name has stuck me as a target and i'm afraid there's no room in my life anymore for that kind of stress.
thank you for the memories and for allowing me to be here as a writer. i'll see yall in the future as a reader 💗
The voices peaked through your consciousness, followed by a cold whisp of air that caused bumps to rise on the exposed skin of your leg. You let out a groggy noise, finally allowing your eyes to blink open to the scene in front of you. You tried to focus in and when the spinning shapes of morning turned into figures, you found it hard to believe that what you were looking at was reality.
Katsuki Bakugou, your husband, was sitting across the room from you in a chair. His arms were crossed against his chest and he had a classic smirk on his face, already alerting you that something was off. What it was, you discovered, was the grown man in bed with you- one that smelled like battle and sweat and everything you didn’t want against your sheets.
Eijirou Kirishima was someone you were very familiar with. He had been your friend alongside Katsuki since the Yuuei days and up through the present; he was at nearly every house function and worked in the same agency as Ground Zero. Kirishima was no stranger at all, but you just weren’t used to him in your bed.
“W-What? Eijirou? Katsuki?” Your voice was so innocent, so meek, that it went straight to his already-stiffening cock. His reaction made your head snap to him, and then to your husband, and back and forth until Katsuki finally stood up at joined you at the side of the bed.
His hot palm brushed your hair back while the other cascaded your stomach, easing the goosebumps from the open window. His lips came down to your forehead where he pressed a rough kiss before speaking. “Got hit by a quirk on the job today.” He motioned to your friend, who was having a hard time keeping his eyes off of your bare torso.
“And?”
“Help me.” Eijirou rasped. “We joke about it all the time- fuck- right?”
He wasn’t wrong. Conversations about your sex life were in no way private and in no sense of it all had Katsuki ever been closed off to the idea of his best friend joining in on the fun. You had just figured that when- if- it had happened, it would have happened on… different terms.
But how could you say no to Red Riot on his knees for you, thick cock straining through his shorts and leaking through the fabric?
You crawled over to Eijirou as Katsuki sunk back into his chair on the other side of the room. Leaning back and legs spread, he watched as you closed the distance, your grabby hands urging Eijirou’s massive length out of his shorts. It was so large you could barely wrap your fingers around it, truly. He was bigger than Katsuki was, but you were sure that he had much less experience using it compared to his belligerent best friend. As you took in the sight of his meat, Katsuki was pulling his own out of his pants across the room.
One upward tug on Eijirou was all it took for his first orgasm to hit him- and it hit him hard. Thick ropes of cum shot across the mattress and over your thighs, marking you up for the first time that night. He came with a guttural grunt, but by the time he was finished, you could tell he was in no way even close to being satisfied.
“Fuck,” Eijirou exclaimed, toppling you onto your back and laying his weight on yours, attacking your neck with his teeth and drawing blood on the first plunge. “This quirk. I’m sorry, shit, I can just smell you from here-”
Eijirou pulled himself off of you to yank your lacy panties off of your frame. With a yelp your hips landed back on the bed and you watched in shock as he brought them up to his nose and smelled your essence that was dripping against the material. A visible shiver ran down his spine and you caught yourself rubbing your thighs together, strangely turned on by the sight of Red Riot sticking his tongue out just to suck on your panties.
“Taste her, Eij, it’s like fucking candy.” Katsuki’s voice was strained, and it only fueled your lust further to see him lazily jerking his own girthy cock in his hands. It was one thing to fuck your partner, but it was near etheral to watch them pleasure themselves with an outside perspective. With his hair fanned back and dirt still sticking to his skin, Katsuki looked delicious.
You didn’t have much time to think on your husband as Eijirou quickly tore your legs open, dipping his head down to lick a clean stripe up your folds. You gasped at the sudden intrusion and your thighs moved down to clamp around his head, but they were immediately slammed back open and shoved back against your chest by two large, hot hands.
While unexperienced, Eijirou was passionate. He was moving so quickly and so harshly against your sensitive skin that you couldn’t keep up, instead deciding to crane your neck to watch him suck and slurp. His eyes would come up to meet yours occasionally, shooting you a desperate look from under lidded eyes. Mewls and whimpers fell from your lips like a song, and you were unable to stop yourself from bucking up against his face and forcing your juices to coat his cheeks and chin.
“Get her ass, too. She’s a dirty little slut, aren’t you, princess? You want Eij to rim you?”
Both of you on the bed groaned instantaneously at Katsuki’s lewd notion. Since Eijirou’s hands were planted flat on your thighs, it was easy for him to push you up and use his thumbs to spread your cheeks apart, your back arched into the air and your ass leveled with his mouth. His tongue moved to prod at your tight hole before he began running circles around it. One hand moved to rub at your clit at the same time, and before you could react, you were cumming. Eijirou groaned as your asshole flexed against his tongue and waited for you to settle down before dropping your back onto the bed once more.
“You felt so good Eijirou, let me feel your cock~”
Before you could continue, he had slipped three fingers at once into your cunt. It was tight, and it hurt, but he looked absolutely desperate above you, holding his weight on one arm and pummeling his hand into your heat to chase you along.
“You’re so fucking tight.” He muttered, his cock twitching as he watched his fingers disappear inside of you. A fourth finger was slipped in and you cried out loudly, your hands flying down to grab at his wrist. Pain soon fell into pleasure and Eijirou climbed up on the bed, resting his forehead on yours and fucking you until he was sure you were warmed up enough for his thumb as well.
“Gotta stretch you out, babe.” He was so deliriously lost in lust that he was unable to form full sentences, but you got the gist of what he was saying. Under him, his cock looked dauntingly thick, and you wondered how it would feel inside of you compared to what was now his entire fist inside of you.
Tears broke the surface and cascaded down your face as Eijirou’s pace picked up, burying himself wrist deep inside of you. Katsuki couldn’t keep his eyes off of the scene- it was so fucking dirty and something he had been dreaming about for so long. Watching his best friend wreck his little princess was a fantasy buried deep in his brain that was finally breaking the surface.
“Please, please, please, Eijirou, please-” Your begging turned into sobs, unable to hold back when he was stretching you further than you had ever been before. “Please give me your cock, Red Riot. Ple~”
The use of Eijirou’s hero name snapped something inside of him.
You had never felt an orgasm hit you harder than your third of the night, almost immediately after you began swiping at your clit in time with his thrusting. Eijirou didn’t slow his pace as you began to gush over the sheets, squirting all over his torso. “That’s a good girl, fuck, babe. Fuck.”
The feeling of his fist pulling out from you left you feeling empty. His hand was covered in slick and your stomach churned as he brought it up to his mouth and sucked off as much as he could before bringing it to your mouth and making you taste yourself. Dizzy and overstimulated, your eyes drifted to Katsuki, who was covered in his own cum and panting heavily.
Eijirou was reaching a breaking point. He wanted- no- he needed to cum again, and while the idea of him shoving his length down your hot throat sounded like a dream, he couldn’t pass up the way your gaping cunt was currently clenching around nothing.
“Fuck her, Eijirou, or I’m going to do it for you.” Katsuki hissed from the other side of the bedroom, already growing hard again at the thought of either option. There was something so fucking sexy to him about watching you get thrown around and used like a fuck doll, not being able to say anything to complain with his friend’s massive frame towering over yours.
“I haven’t done this much.” Eijirou muttered as he positioned his cock to your entrance and adjusted himself accordingly. When you gave him a questioning look, he continued. “Haven’t been able to fit it in.”
His words partly made your stomach flip while also sending you into desire overdrive, causing you to help pull your legs apart to give a better view. You wanted to watch his girth stretch you once again, this time helping his current problem and getting your husband off at the same time. He already knew you’d be getting him back for this all at some point, especially when your eyes drifted over to see that it was just past three in the morning, but you were going to enjoy it while it happened.
Eijirou pushed the tip in slowly, watching your face for any signs to stop. You only dropped your jaw and whined, pulling your legs closer to you and trying to get a better view of it. His cock was fucking insane, truly, and it was an thought in your mind that was finally being satisfied. “You are huge, Red Riot.”
With a grunt, he thrusted himself all the way in. You should have known that your games were misplaced, especially during a time where Eijirou was in a completely different state of mind. He didn’t really know that his dick was so fucking thick that is was going to split you in half, and when he crawled forward and slammed you into a mating press, you knew he really was completely oblivious.
“Tight fucking pussy.” His words were sloppy, but the force in his thrusts made up for it. His thighs felt enormous on either side of yours and you wondered how much cock he couldn’t stuff inside of you as you felt nearly overwhelmed with the sheer weight of it. “Gonna fucking tear you apart.”
Animalistic was an understatement. His thrusts were so loud that it rang through the room and between his noises and yours, you were sure you could be heard down the street. Katsuki had moved over to you, watching and jerking his cock. He slipped his fingers into your mouth, watching you suck down on him as his hand moved frantically.
“Fuck her harder, Eij, she’s not crying.”
You would be crying if you could breathe. He was so close to you, radiating so much heat and so much force that you were lost for movements. You laid limp as he took you, his cock dragging against your walls and stuffing you beyond repair. His mouth found your nipple and soon his hand found your other tit, giving both so much attention and bruising while still tearing away with his thrusts.
Katsuki pressed his hand down onto your forehead, giving him access to see your tear-stained cheeks and watch as your face morphed into one of serious pleasure. He was bearing his teeth as he came closer to you, signaling that he was about to cum and it was going to be all over your fucked out expression.
Eijirou pulled out at the same time, crawling up your body to angle his swollen cock at your face and join Katsuki in covering it completely. You stuck your tongue out to catch both of them as white strings coated you, both of their scents mixing and both cumming enough to leave you overwhelmed.
After he was finished, Eijirou fell back on his heels before crawling off the bed and over to your dresser. You watched in curiosity, still covered in cum but realizing that Katsuki must have mentioned that was where your toys were kept. You didn’t know what you were expecting him to pull out of there, but it definitely wasn’t a strap-on.
“It’s our turned to be fucked, don’t you think, babe?”
Welcome to our sixth server collab, once again featuring submissions of art as well as fic. Check out our previous collabs for Gods!AU, Villain/Hero alignment swap, Masquerade, Halloween, and Snowed In!
Prompt: On a not so silent night, you stand before a crowd of people. Some you recognize, some you don’t, and some you hope don't recognize you. For whatever reason, you're on stage, about to be bid on. Which lucky character gets you for the night? Any hole's a goal! I mean, anything goes, so go crazy! AUs accepted.
Finished piece links go live starting Tuesday, January 26th 2021 at 5 PM EST!
a/n: HELLO! this is a piece for the bnharem NYE drabble collab. 2021 is going to be filled with amazing collabs with this group of insane writers and i’m so happy that we threw together this one to tie off 2020. you can read the rest of the pieces here!
genre: sfw
Tamaki was startled by the sound of someone clearing their throat next to him. He had been so enveloped in the scene of his friends being incredibly drunk in front of him that the hadn’t been paying attention to you, who had slid in next to him against the back wall.
“Are you the designated driver, then? Or just not a party person?”
Your voice stood out impressively well among the crashes and screams of the New Year’s Eve chaos that was occurring around you. Tamaki sat on the question for a minute, letting his fingers tap anxiously against the glass of juice that he was holding in his hand. He definitely wasn’t driving all of his friends home, they had a driver to do that for them, but he couldn’t deny the latter.
“This isn’t my thing. I’m just watching over those two-” Tamaki raised a slender finger to point in the direction of Mirio, who currently was holding Nejire upside down as she drank from a keg. “And making sure they don’t fall off the roof or something.”
Your eyes flicked over to where his friends were. You had seen them before, of course, but only because you were so close with Kaminari and Sero. While you weren’t a hero student yourself, it was impossible to ignore the popular faces of the crowds they were surrounded by. Your two best friends did not let UA’s “big three” go unnoticed, even if it had been years since you all graduated.
“I’m in the same boat. Those two are mine.” Sero and Kaminari were currently passed out from their drinking endeavors already, hanging from the ceiling in a cocoon made from Sero’s tape and some blankets. Tamaki recognized their faces and stifled a laugh. “It’s an easy job tonight, as you can see. You can laugh about it- they deserve it.”
For awhile, you made conversation. About your jobs, your lives, your families… but after that, you two stood against the wall in silence. It was comfortable, extremely so, and Tamaki took good note of that.
He was really enjoying your company, if he was honest with himself. It was hard to find the people that were as perfect with quiet as the two of you were, so even if you were technically strangers and standing alone at a party that neither of you really wanted to be at, it felt a little less lonely standing by each other's side. While it felt like minutes, it was nearly an hour before the next words were spoken.
“Do you like pancakes?”
The question was so sudden and random that it actually made Tamaki turn to you and look at you full on.
This was a mistake, really, because even if he didn’t like pancakes, he wouldn’t have been able to tell you no and break that light that pooled in your irises. Had you looked this entrancing all night?
“Y-yes. Pancakes are good. Why?”
You began to shake your head side to side, and for a moment, he thought he had said something wrong. “On New Year’s, I’ve always had the urge to go out and eat breakfast at like, one or two in the morning. I’ve seen it in movies but my friends always get too shitfaced to even walk themselves home, let alone be acceptable in public. It’s okay if you don’t want to, it really is, it’s probably weird for me to ask a stranger, but-”
Tamaki silenced your rambling by tapping the back of your hand with his pinky finger. “Pancakes sound good.”
Almost on cue, the room began counting down to midnight. Your eyes wandered up to Kaminari and Sero, who had woken and were sloppily fist pumping into the air with the counts. Tamaki noticed Mirio and Nejire were still at full energy, which didn’t surprise him in the slightest. He was watching them dance and laugh and it made him smile himself until he felt his head being pulled to the side and your lips pressing against his ever so softly. He tasted like grape juice, but he was so shaky you could barely focus on it.
You pulled away as the realization of how forward that movement was hit you like a train. You looked away just for a moment and made unfortunate eye contact with his friend Mirio, who was staring at the two of you like a deer in the headlights.
You weren’t able to see it for long, though, as Tamaki pulled you back into a kiss that was much more stable than the first, but he was still exploring, his heart nearly beating out of his chest. He wanted nothing more than to learn who you were, and for a bit he had been terrified that you would leave this party and forget his existence. His clammy hands brushed against your cheeks with a speed that made you realize he was in absolutely no rush.
You’ve stumbled upon the first “snapshot” collaboration from the bnharem discord server.
As 2020 comes to an end, how will you be spending your new years eve? Choose a character from the list and find out!
bnharem is a 18+ server, therefore, readers, please be mindful of the warnings and ratings in each fic. There is a mixture of NSFW and SFW to choose from.
writing from me is coming nye!! it's moving week for me here so you won't hear much of me besides one big ass sappy new years post but i hope you all are doing well and i love uuuuuuu
merry christmas to you too lovely!!!! i'm a Yule baby but with a house of Christians i've been following the celebrations here too 🥰 i hope you've had an amazing day! to you and to anyone reading this!
THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH! you have no idea how much that helped me with picking things up off my list and lessening some stress! thank you thank you thank you 🥺💕
tamaki deserves more love he’s one of the big 3 for a reason but people dismiss him because of his anxiety :/
i’ve never heard that one before :O typically I see nejire being the one dismissed. maybe because i’m friends with sky & she loves tamaki so much I never have to think twice about people loving him.
but I agree, I think a lot of people sell him short because of his anxiety! he’s a strong and very capable hero!! here’s to him one day growing a slightly bigger backbone 😜
i beef up my fanon but i really do think canon tamaki deserves more welcome to my ted talk
i understand that he's a side character and hori has a tendency to take those backgrounds and make one trait their entire personality but tamaki's redemption through those anxieties deserved more than a few chapters in the hassaikai arc! period!
the tea on tamaki is that hori beefed him up to be a character with relatable feelings and a quirk he proved to be KILLER in the hassaikai arc and then tucked him away in the corners of the PLW arc and didn't give him the development he deserved for the character he was written to be.
anon, you spilled the correct tea. 29 manga appearances is not enough and he deserves more. i agree with you. next!
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