Tch, revoltin'

Whatcha waltzin' in here for? Ya sure like to get bullied, don'tcha?

[ask-jude-jazza]

Jude Jazza, President of Raven Ltd.

Whole lot's 'ere 'n Ellis has been pesterin' me to do this.

Stupid shite gettin' no answer, keep it in that birdbrain of yers.

Kids ain't welcome. Buncha perverts flockin' 'round 'ere, beggin' for attention.

Too busy to be respondin’ every damn time. Will get ‘round to it when I bloody feel like it.

Ya best make this entertainin', princess.

[ask-jude-jazza]

Jude… hypothetically speaking, how would you feel if I told you that, years ago, I was coerced into some kind of contract by a truly awful person—and that I’m not the only one they’ve done this to and many have fallen for it to. Just to be clear, this is entirely hypothetical! so keep that in mind. And, for what it’s worth, I have everything under control and can uphold my side of the arrangement—ahem. I guess what I’m really asking is… how would you feel about that? Hypothetically of course!

Feel? Tere wouldn't be 'nough of him left to sign another contract.

And don't give me that "I've got it under control" shite. Tch, ya really are a reckless loon.

[ask-jude-jazza]

PLEASE MARRY ME.

Yer damn right outta yer mind, princess.

Sure, if ya wanna get dragged all the way to hell with me, who am I to stop ya?

[ask-jude-jazza]

*looks at Jude up and down.*

Yeah I can take you. I've had worse.

Tell ya what, princess. Keep lookin' at me like that and I'll have ya regrettin' those big words.

Then every time ya blush, stammer, or look away, I'll be remindin' ya that you were the one who said ya could take me.

[ask-jude-jazza]

Juuude (⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠) vet school is so hard, finals are coming soon... I'm going to try very hard to finish strong, please support me! I'll make you proud!

'Course it's hard. If it were easy, every git with a textbook woulda become a vet by now.

But look atcha. You've made it this far. So quit starin' at the finish line like it's some big nasty brute waitin' ta gobble ya up. Show 'em what yer capable of, princess.

And quit worryin' 'bout makin' me proud. Just focus on doin' yer best, yeah?

[ask-jude-jazza]

I have 3 sketchbooks.. And all of them are just drawings of you.. My fourth sketch is starting to become a victim too. Your a problem I don't wanna fix.

Yer completely cracked, princess.

Though if I'm a problem ya don't wanna fix, then I suppose I'll just have to keep makin' it worse for ya.

And after all that effort, it'd be rude not to spoil the hell outta ya in return.

[ask-jude-jazza]

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH 😭😭

Ya make more noise than a flock of birds sometimes.

Quit screamin' 'n get over here.

[ask-jude-jazza]

JUDE I HAVE SO MANY PICTURES OF YOU IN MY PHONE AND ALL OVER MY ROOM, I EVEN MADE A PLUSH SO EVERY NIGHT WHEN YOUR AWAY WORKING IT'S LIKE YOU NEVER LEFT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH 😭😭

...Feckin' hell. I leave ya alone for five minutes and ya turn the place into a shrine.

What are ya? A lovesick loon?

Just don't start talkin' to the plush more than the real thing, yeah?

[ask-jude-jazza]

Jude jude! Hit my toe with a machete, can i get a kiss for my bravery?(⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)✧

A kiss as a reward? For nearly choppin' off yer own toe?

That's not bravery, ya loon.

Lemme have a look before ya end up losin' the rest of yer foot too.

[ask-jude-jazza]

Will Ellis ever get medicated? Would medication even help him since he's less mentally ill and more cursed?????

If there were a pill that could fix that loon, I'd have shoved the whole bottle down his throat years ago.

[ask-jude-jazza]

This.. Isn't much of an ask. But I just wanted to thank you a lot. You really changed my life and somehow made it 100x better.

I look forward to every day with you.

(I hope this new year is fun for you too.)

Changin' yer life, was it? Sounds like I've become a bigger problem than I thought.

Don't go givin' me all the credit, ya daft princess. Yer the one who's been puttin' in the work.

Keep lookin' forward to tomorrow. I'll make sure ya don't get bored of me anytime soon.

[ask-jude-jazza]

Are you the moon? Because you’re really blinding— I mean stunning— no wait bright!— fuck so embarrassing...

She buries her face in her hands, her whole face flushed crimson.

Pfft. Couldn't even finish a single line without trippin' over yer own tongue.

If ya gonna call me blindin', 'least have the nerve to look at me while ya say it.

[ask-jude-jazza]

...You know, before this, I never felt this strongly about a guy. But when I met you, I realized a lot about myself. You’re exactly the type I very much hate! ...and yet I can’t get you out of my head

Must be miserable, realizin' the person who gets under yer skin the most is also the one ya can't stop thinkin' about.

'sides, if ya really hated me, ya would've tossed those thoughts in the bin ages ago. Instead, ya keep carryin' me 'round in that birdbrain of yers.

Guess you'll just have to keep sufferin' with me stuck in yer head.

[ask-jude-jazza]

Is stabbing you valid way to flirt?

Are ya actually tryin' to flirt, or are ya just lookin' for an excuse to commit a crime?

Though gotta admit, that's one hell of a way to get my attention.

Just don't start complainin' when I take it as a challenge 'n stab right back. Fair's fair, princess.

[ask-jude-jazza]

can I borrow Ellis for the day?

I need help handling a guy.

Tch, why'd ya lot keep comin’ to me askin’ for permission t’take Ellis out? Couldn’t give a fig 'bout what he’s up to, long as he's done his work proper.

Go sort it with him yerself. What ya take me for, his handler or somethin'?

@askellistwilight

[ask-jude-jazza]

Forget Ellis can I kidnap you?

Bird got guts. Think ya can handle me?

[ask-jude-jazza]

If I had a good day today, I’m pretty sure you’d be the reason. ★~(◠ω◕✿)

That all it takes, huh? Hopeless.

Since when did ya decide I'm responsible fer makin' yer day good?