Shenanigans

my age and whatever used to be here but god it was a lot of work keeping up with that | he/him

[dailycatsblog]

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star]

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[ceruleana]

project hail mary is a touching and poignant film that leaves you asking questions about humanity like, "wow what if all mainstream media was genuinely good" and "what if book adaptions actually gave a shit about the book in question" and "what if studios hired actors that could actually act, and then let them get a lil wacky with it"

[adonischildsupportcase]

[darksouls2-gendercoffin]

can I come over and dodge roll into all your breakable furniture

[dumbpuppyfag]

if i might play puppy's advocate for a moment: woof woof woof woof woof woof

[gardengnosticator]

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”

[anchovy]

Everyone got that one friend that was a failed vessel for something greater 🤣🤣🤣

[disgustinggf]

floor time save me. floor time. save me floor time

[bugwars]

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

[100493503004422]

me [coming to terms with a truth about myself]: hm..................................................... unfortunate

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[miniaturize]

the concept of a site that doesn't even allow porn requiring age verification for mature content. you gotta give us your legal id or else we'll hide random posts that were incorrectly flagged from you

[elliespectacular]

trying to cite a YouTube video but the title keeps changing in order to secure .5% of extra ad revenue

[elliespectacular]

trying to search for a YouTube video but the title was changed in order to ensure less than a percent of extra clicks

[elliespectacular]

trying to show someone a YouTube video but the thumbnail was revised for algorithm appeal so we scroll past it not realizing

[elliespectacular]

trying to enjoy a YouTube video but YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHY I CAN'T 😱

[elliespectacular]

Trying to rewatch a YouTube Video on an interesting topic but I can't tell which one it was since it was just titled "THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING"

[orteil42]

tode

towed. taud