dancing queen

ask/rp blog for kai'sa || also an incorrect k/da quotes blog || main: @starrybynature

[ask-kda-kaisa]

thank you for 500!!

even though this account is now inactive, as i've honestly lost interest in k/da, it is still growing and that's mind-boggling to me.

so thank you to all of my followers, old and new! you're very much appreciated, and i hope you enjoy the content on this blog, but know there will not be anything new. i'm very grateful for all of you, though. 😍💖💖

[ask-kda-kaisa]

akali, sitting in front of a piano: i wanna walk into a room and be like

akali, playing a beautiful chord with the strings setting: WHA-BAM

akali: not that i ever leave this house but if i did i wanna be like

akali, playing another heavenly chord: WHA-BAM

akali: WHO IS THAT TALL BITCH

akali, playing more beautiful chords and singing: the doctor said i was gonna be 5'7" when i was a baby but something fuckin' happened and now i'm 5'3"~

ahri, filming her and laughing her ass off: you can't grow seven inches, that's physically impossible.

akali: ahri, there's a robot on mars and you're telling me i can't grow seven inches?

akali: at least?

ahri: yes

[aprillikesthings]

Starting this server was my best idea ever

Also I’m addicted to pinning every single meme people post to the chat

[aprillikesthings]

I sometimes feel like I’m literally just collecting every wlw kda fan and putting them in one place for my specific amusement

like I’m waving my hand from my mod throne going “yes, bring forth the funny headcanons so that I may laugh”

Or I’m the Professor Slughorn of gay lady kda fandom

(Now if only I could get the nerve to start inviting more artists from twitter….)

[aprillikesthings]

[aprillikesthings]

I have a horrible addiction to pinning

Also I realized yesterday that the majority of the pins in more than one channel is just us having feelings about Kai’sa

[ask-kda-kaisa]

Hey there!

My name is Mica, I’m a singer and I just uploaded an english cover of K/DA’s POP/STARS. It was a lot of fun to record, and I thought you might like it so I wanted to share it with you ^-^

Thank you for your time! I really hope you enjoy it ♡

[ask-kda-kaisa]

Chuckles . Gives small peck on both cheek, lips merely brushes on the others. A small nip even on her bottom lip. Retracting. Now waiting for the other’s next action to do. {pleasing-misery}

kai'sa smiles and tilts her head down a bit to hide the growing blush on her cheeks. she says nothing as she gingerly runs her hand through evelynn's hair, planting a kiss on the other's nose.

[ask-kda-kaisa]

oh my god i have asks and submissions

i am so sorry ive been so inactive skskskskss i'll answer those right away im sorry

[kda-chat]

Akali: Do you know what’s perfect?

Evelynn: What?

Akali: You.

Evelynn, hyperventilating under her breath while heavily blushing: This girl is going to be the death of me…

[kda-chat]

Ahri, popping poppers in Evelynn’s face: Happy New Queer!

Evelynn: You mean Happy New Year?

Ahri: Did I fucking stutter, you little Akali muncher?

[gay-das-deactivated20211013]

akali: what if the only reason we can’t walk through mirrors is because our reflections block us?

kai'sa: what if they’re protecting us though? what if they know that the other side is horrifying and painful and they are trying to keep us from crossing over?

evelynn: i must be on the wrong side of the mirror then

akali: maybe you’re the reflection-

ahri, trying to sleep: i swear to fucking god if you all don’t shut the fuck up

[gay-das-deactivated20211013]

Sivir, how did you ask Kaisa to be your girlfriend? And how did Ahri, Eve and Akali react when they found out? :0

akali: oh we didn’t just find out, we already been knew

kai’sa: guys seriously she’s not–

ahri: kai’sa we were all standing there when sivir asked you out on a date

akali: she was all formal about it too lmao

kai’sa: it was just a friend date !!

evelynn: idk bokkie,,, i don’t usually blush when people ask me out on “friend dates”

kai’sa: you never blush so that’s an invalid argument >:0

sivir: wait so if we’re not girlfriends then how do you explain all those hundreds of hearts and kisses and “ily”s you send me at like 2 am on a daily basis ??

kai’sa, now flustered: kfdJDSJSJUVBD SIVIR SHU S H

akali: oH ?? 👀

evelynn: omg

ahri: sivir you didn’t have to expose her so hard lmaooo

sivir: whoops :”))

[gay-das-deactivated20211013]

ahri: like, you know, nya~

evelynn: what?

ahri: nya~ ;3

evelynn: stop that

[gay-das-deactivated20211013]

Hey there!

My name is Mica, I’m a singer and I just uploaded an english cover of K/DA’s POP/STARS. It was a lot of fun to record, and I thought you might like it so I wanted to share it with you ^-^

Thank you for your time! I really hope you enjoy it ♡

[ask-kda-kaisa]

this is so fucking good oh my goooddddddd so much love 💕💕💕

[songgoishtar-deactivated2022110]

Let’s play a game..

Tell me on Anon what you think of me. I will post it, no responding. Or you can ask me not to post it… Just… whatever you want. I want to hear the good and that bad.

[gay-das-deactivated20211013]

please give us the second part to those eve/akali headcanons you made

the people have spoken,,, i have no choice but to do as i am requested

surprise bitch !! you thought you’d seen the last of akalynn ;))

the gays are back and better than ever >:0

most fans agree that it’s extremely difficult to imagine akali and eve following a cute kind of concept because they just naturally give off girl crush vibes

so naturally it’s assumed that their relationship would follow a similar theme

but uh here’s where you are incorrect lmao

these two are surprisingly so soft with each other you wouldn’t even believe me if i told u so i’m just gonna stop right here

jkjk lmao anyway

if you thought akali was clingy before then you clearly haven’t seen her in a relationship with evelynn

the child pretty much just latches herself onto eve’s arm or leg or waist or whatever she can get a hold of first

and the crazy part about it is,,, evelynn is completely 100% okay with it

like normally she doesn’t let very many people touch her, especially for such a prolonged amount of time

if anyone tries to hug her she’ll kinda just dissolve out of the hug after 2 seconds

kai’sa and ahri may be the only exception to this, but even for them eve has her limits

but akali can hold on to her as long as she wants and eve won’t say a word

in fact, she sometimes even encourages it

like if she notices akali is cold or sleepy or unable to walk straight for whatever reason, she’ll just nudge her gently and wait for her to take the hint

if they’re alone, akali tends to just bury her face in eve’s chest bc it’s so soft and her perfume always smells so nice

eve honestly just allows it and starts messing with akali’s hair

and the kisses !! oh lord the kisses

so sweet it’ll give you diabetes immediately upon impact

akali’s favorite place to be kissed is on the nose

eve knows it and makes sure something’s done about that

if akali’s happy? kiss on the nose. if she’s sad? kiss on the nose. tired? nose kiss. excited? nose kiss. 

you get the gist

evelynn loves sneaking up on akali and planting a kiss on the side of her neck

it always catches her off guard and her little shriek is nothing short of adorable

akali always tries to get her back but it never works

as soon as she’s sure she can catch her off guard eve turns around and gets her right on the lips

poor akali gets so flustered each time

and eve can’t help but laugh and pinch her cheeks

whenever they’re cuddling or doing something together, akali always has the most random things to say

eve finds it both funny and cute

they could be making dinner and somehow it’ll remind akali of a snake that tried to bite her but missed and bit her hair

“this might be going a little off topic but–”

“you say that as if there was a topic to begin with”

evelynn honestly enjoys the random remarks because they get a well-needed laugh out of her

akali undeniably brings out the best in eve tbh

if eve is pissed off just plop akali next to her and all her anger will immediately diffuse away

hh honestly they’d be so cute as a couple i gotta stop here before i lose my mind lmao

[sheungart]

Pocky game.(failed) Based on this Tweet.

[kda-chat]

Evelynn: Akali, it’s so dark. I’m scared.

Akali: I got this! *stomps her feet*

Evelynn: What is that?

Akali: Sketchers that light up.

Evelynn:…Sweet.

[fuckingcatalinawinemixer]

The Man

The Myth

The Legend

[ask-kda-kaisa]

kai'sa is kermit, don't @ me