Ask Keith

Got burned while deep fryin'a turkey? Fell under a lawnmower? Yea, that happened.... ((A Left 4 Dead 2 ask blog type thing of Keith, the guy from Ellis' stories.))

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HAPPY KEITHMAS!

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FU-- I mean. Super Smash brothers right now?!

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happy new year keith!

Buh? What did I miss–

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H-Hewwo

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Beep Boop! Are you a robot?

I’m waitin for the day it don’t…work, y’know?

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Have you ever figured that your stupid ideas could have gotten Ellis killed if he took part? How would you live with yourself?

And if we’re talkin past, yeah I did some stupid shit, but Ellis can make his own fuckin decisions, christ. 

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Do you have any crushes? Like if you had to go out with some one in the l4d2 gang.

y’don’t gotta be shy darling~

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What’s your favorite special infected?

A dead one

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Why does Ellis talk about you alot? Are the stories even true?

A-And as to what’s true or not….depends on th’story.

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Why does Elils say you had a lady friend

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You ever accidentally mess up the rest of your laundry with those pink shirts of yours?

Not my pink ones…

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GOD OF KICKIN ASS!!

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....yes.

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Hi Keith. I'm excited about your upcoming wedding to Dave. I bet Dave would look cute in a wedding dress.

Y’implyin’ I wouldn’t look good?!

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When was the last time you were with a woman

DUMB ASKS GO INTO TH’TRASH, NEXT.