"So they found Misa out? Not shocking. She wasn't fit to keep such a secret, it was quite obvious. And why would she be a personal topic? She's just some woman who found out who I was and wouldn't leave me alone."
"I doubt the textbooks have the true way she found me since not even L himself knew it. So I'll just stick with what the public got told and saw on live television."
"While I was called in by L to help, and I'm guessing he used this to watch over me. By then Misa, or the second Kira, had a tape sent to Sakura TV and broadcast already. I was asked to view the tapes when I got to the hotel L was staying at."
"I, of course, had already known there had to have been a second Kira as I was not the one who sent those tapes in. So, I gave them the answer they wanted, and stated I believed there was a second Kira."
"The team L had been working with then decided to attempt to trick the second Kira, by pretending the real Kira had sent a tape back, that way we could get the second Kira to announce themselves or mess up."
"Several days later, Watari received a tape from the second Kira that stated she would obey the original, but she needed to meet him personally. Stupidly, she revealed important details about the death note I wish she hadn't, including the fact she had the shinigami eyes. Like I said, Misa wasn't the smartest."
"L decided to broadcast the tape Misa sent in to try and get me, the true Kira to reply since she was giving out details I wanted hidden. Several days later I went out with one of the agents, Matsuda, to try and catch the second Kira. Instead, she had been hiding in a Cafe and used her Shinigami eyes to single me out. One of the few smart things she did..."
"Anyways. She then replied to the broadcast stating she had found me, and L attempted to tell Misa that she'd get a lesser sentence if she came out, but of course, Misa ignored that and found me online, and then stalked me home one night."
"She came to my house and claimed I was her boyfriend to my mother and sister, and I had to go along with it. Once in the privacy of my room, stuff happened that the public wouldn't know, but we came to an agreement. She would listen to my every word and act as Kira while I was being watched by L."
"All in all, I never felt anything for Misa. She was just a pawn in my game, and if we're using chess terms, I'd reluctantly label her as the queen on my side. She had many things that I did not, such as the Shinigami Eyes and a shinigami named Rem who had fallen for her and would've done anything for her, even dying to save her in the end."
"Truly, Misa may not have been the smartest, but she did have the best assets. If only she wasn't so annoying with her proclaims of love and I might've actually fallen for her eventually."
"Does what I've said entertain you enough?"
