Totally Not Gay Roomates

Just three bros trying to get by

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Hey, it's Lance!

I’m leaving our apartment indefinitely. I’m super sorry about the lack of posts, but Keith and I got into a spat.

So yeah! I'm moving out, sorry guys!!

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D: WHAT HAPPENED

it's pretty personal and i'd rather not talk about it - keith

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keith here, sorry about our absence. some stuff has come up between me and lance and he wont be posting here anymore. hiatus until more things are figured out.

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Hunk do you make the others lunch to take to work??

of course i do! i leave notes for them too, so that they can hear from me during the day if we don’t have the chance to text or call. 

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Are the three of you dating?

What-Why!?! Did they say something?!?!

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does keith kogane is gay???

i’m not sure what i did to make you think i was straight but i’m sorry

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keith here! thank you for all the asks (really didnt think it was gonna be so many in the first few days) but im gonna take a mental health day to rest. i'll get back to answering as soon as i can!

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Keith cut your mullet

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Psst... Hey... Want some wares?? *opens trench coat to reveal cute kittens sleeping in my pockets*

pidge i swear to jesus christ if i come over to your house and you don’t have kittens i won’t let you read my copy of the next cryptidlover magazine

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On a scale from 1 to 10, how perfect is Hunk

An e-eleven...

...Too bad I’ll never be good enough for him...

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where is hunk??

i’m right here!!!

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*walks into your apartment, eats a single leaf of lettuce from your fridge, and leaves*

i… i was going to eat that…

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hello! i’m hunk and i’ll be happy to answer any questions you have for me and my friends!

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Keith, Keith- your nails are so pretty!! Do you paint them yourself or do all three of you- you hunk, and lance- take turns and paint each others?

oh, thank you! i normally do my own in black, but i let lance do mine in different colors. he does that with hunk too.

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keith, what are the marks on your arms?

old- old scars. i’m in a better place now.

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Is it okay to tag y'all in things?? I don't wanna do it then make y'all uncomfortable or anythin like that.

You can tag us as much as you’d like, cutie. ;)

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favorite animals??

Mermaids.