#ask lance

[theblacklance]

[hey gang mod here. i apologise for inconsistent posting. im a senior and school is my main priority. im halfway there!! i have my formal and a 2 week trip soon. so im hoping to queue a bunch of posts up. please keep those asks coming, even silly hypotheticals or serious lore stuff would be much appreciated <3 have a great time zone fellas :D]

[charsfx]

Asks are back! Hooray!! First, hi Lance and family, hope you're all doing well, did Lance manage to find any of the dragon legendaries and um.."acquire" them somehow? Whether legally or definitely legally (totally not illegal) ways.

Lance: I once heard that if you take stolen Pokémon, then it's not stealing.

[threechampions]

[kazuichi-soudas-ask-blog]

nah man youre the best kazuichi! im surprised how well you handle the thirsty anons tbh. but dont answer them for the sake of accuracy if you end up being bothered by what people say ok? your well being comes first.

Honestly it doesn't bother me at all but I promise I'll take care of myself and ignore them if they bother me! I had to take a break from Tumblr not long ago cause of mental health reasons but coming back to this blog actually made me really happy. I hope I can see my blog grow into something amazing! And thanks for caring!

-Lance

[penpalklance]

I have a question for Lance!!! How is your ideal men??? Also how is your ideal women??? (Not gonna happen but if you get out of suitors I would totally date you (and love you, of course) you're totally my ideal men) And sorry if it's i'm being anoying but, do you speak spanish?

Lance: Hey ^^

My ideal man is Taylor Lautner

My ideal woman is Margot Robbie

But jokes aside, my ideal somebody must be someone patient, because I'm a hell of a person but most importantly must trust me as much as I'll trust them. I mean trust is the KEY in relationship (as wise Hunk said 💕)

(Let's have a date then my dear, I'm so flustered thank youuuu 💕💕💕)

You're not annoying at all don't worry! ^^ Yes I speak Spanish, ¡sí claro que sí! ^^

[well-youknowhowitis]

Hm thinking about adding a mod to my Voltron accounts. I guess DM me maybe if you're interested?

[thegoodlookingone]

I need help. There's this girl that I REALLY LIKE and I need help choosing a pickup line. One of yours preferably, thanks babe.

Ooh I’ve got tons!

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.

Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Hope these help! (Or you could always use the classic particle barrier line. It works every time!)

[ask-klunk-blog]

Lance, do u ever wear hunk or keiths clothes??

Actually, I do!! We do all of our laundry in one load so it’s easy to borrow stuff by accident!!