Evan Buckley's Defense Attorney

Hi! My name is Elizabeth and welcome to my blog. She/Her. Multifandom but mostly Shadowhunters, 911, This Is Us, etc. . I write for the web and in my spare time, manage to keep up on my favorite shows and all that jazz. Header by olismabel. Icon by aringofsalt.

[cecoeur]

Love Ya, Mwah! (I know he made the sound)

[understandingevanbuckley]

3 Best moments of 911 Season 9 (and 3 we wish we could forget)

911 season 9 was one of those seasons where a lot of storylines felt like they were either left incomplete or as though the writers had an i

Another article I wrote!

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

[handsywoman-ep2]

leg kisses

[understandingevanbuckley]

It is almost 5:40 and I just have no desire to get ready for work. Cool cool cool.

[probablily]

put me in ur discord server so i can feel bad about never talking in there

[cumslutshane]

kings of being nonchalant!!

[whatthekoi-deactivated20260510]

people be like Hey. Don’t post things I Don’t Like on Your Own Blog

[i-fear-gritty]

i think if hollanov decide to have more than one kid at least one of them will be a goalie. and you know that kid is going first in whichever draft they end up in because they practiced on shane fucking hollander and ilya fucking rozanov (because if your dads were casually the two best centres in the nhl and two of the most successful hockey players on the planet, then you defend that net like your life depends on it)

everyone else in that years draft thinks this hollander-rozanov child got picked first out of nepotism (because who the fuck is that desperate to pick a goalie first overall in the draft?) until one day that team’s starting goalie is injured and all of a sudden your scoring chances have gone to hell because you’re trying to get the puck past cerberus, the three headed dog that guards the gates of hell

[crumplelush]

someone says something about nepotism and in a fit of rage ilya posts a bunch of videos of their kid at the grand age of eight years old defending the net from their father. and it’s an unacknowledged fact that The Shane Hollander has never gone easy on the ice at all, and the fact he’s playing his still single-digit kid does not change this one iota

and the kid is WINNING. shane is clearly not pulling his punches and a significant number ARE going into the net (because, at the end of the day this is still The Shane Hollander vs a middle-schooler) but the kid is saving enough goals that it’s noticeable

and ilya captions the post. “if our child is capable of this level of goaltending at 8 imagine how good he’ll be in ten years” and then his next post is “oh wait, you don’t need to imagine” and the accompanying video is some of the best saves he’s made that year

(their child also has a brutal sense of humour that the world discovers the first time he’s mic’d up. “why are they mic’ing the goalie?” everyone asks, then the commentary starts and they immediately understand. a petition goes round for him to be mic’d every game. he’s not, but he is mic’d more frequently than the average goaltender)

[gentlesleaze]

My mom care's a little too much about hockey. Yeah, I see where you get it from.

[bigassbowlingballhead]

[connorstorriegifs]

Connor Storrie + offline, confused king

[understandingevanbuckley]

You know what the annoying thing I just realized about having to finally block two fandom blogs on IG because they kept showing up in my feed? I had a particular ship tag filtered already and yet somehow...they still showed up on my suggested feed even though the filtered tag was present! They did everything right! But Instagram decided to keep suggesting them. The app is broken, I know it.

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

Apparently some people still need to hear this so: using an 'ai checker' is still using ai. If you are feeding someone's fic to one of these checkers, you will still not be sure their fic is ai because they are not 100% accurate, but you can be 100% sure that you are using ai. For fic. Furthermore you are doing the work of an ai scraper for them. You are, personally, feeding the machine. There is no actual excuse for using an ai checker on fanfic as a hobby. YOU are the problem.

If you think a fic is ai, mute it and move on. That's it. That's all you do.

[rozanovshane]

vía aika

[lesbianlandry]

[heycallmered]

Get an ask in my inbox -> read it -> "oh, that's nice; I need to think of a good response" -> "this deservea more attention than I can give it rn; I'll take another look at it later" -> close inbox until later -> "later" never really comes -> forget -> repeat