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indie Kurt Wagner blog, multi verse, multi ship. icon was made by @blumarvel, header was found on Gify rules found in #rules, please go through them before you interact

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I drew this with no air conditioning.

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Why do you die so often ? Do they still hold a funeral for you ?

No idea, honestly, but about the funerals... kinda... more like a party... they take bets

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What kind of unhealthy habits ?

The usual ones that spike suicide rates around Christmas time in business men and teachers... except suicide is pointless when you are also a superhero and die as often as I do

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Are there no infighting between the school staff (friend group) and your family due to past feuds ?

There's infighting among my own family, it's unavoidable so I'd rather it be the most entertaining possible. That's why I made a rule this year that if they want to fight they have to breathe helium

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What do you do on a bad day ?

Stew in it like the average adult in America... I have picked up some unhealthy habits in my time in this country

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Do you celebrate your birthday twice ? Once with family then another with friends ?

No, I do it all at once. No point in splitting everybody up when I live in a mansion turned school

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Who was invited to your birthday ?

Officially, just teachers and friends, but since it was at the school students crashed it

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Who came to your bd ?

We had it at the school, so basically everyone

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How many fights did you win against your parents ? How many did you loose ?

If I kept track of that I'd be able to do my own taxes... which reminds me, I never checked that uncle Charles did them for me the last 3 years... oops

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What birthday gifts did you get ?

New kitchen gadgets, specialty curly hair brush and comb set, and a collection of German fairytales to teach my students!

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How are things going with Kiera ?

Pretty sure I am in the doghouse again... I would rather be on a leash, if you catch my drift

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I like your hair, what products do you use ?

I don't have a set list, it's just whatever is on sale and doesn't sound, look, or smell nasty honestly. I should probably have a specific routine, but I do not

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How did your last birthday go ?

It went well! Baked my favorite cake and read a good book, it was relaxing

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No more geese ?

No, they're still around

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Lucky you didn't sink ? More like lucky you found sail boats of that old model used by people a good 200 years ago

Nah, just stole my father's ship enough times and returned it before finally taking it for good

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Where did you find a goose emoji?

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it's been proven that preferences to food are hereditary for humans. it wouldn't be so surprising if it went a step further for mutants in the sense that it would extend to sexual ones/how to choose a partner

that's a theory at least

There's inconclusive research about if kinks are hereditary, we aren't getting into that until the research is conclusive to stop any horrible realizations and thoughts before it's too late