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@ask-lalinye-blog
Party Rocker Randy Thrandy: You Noldor hoard jewels; I hoard booze
/laughs and shakes his head/ oh my! These Mortal glasses are..so silly!
I am a Noldo lady and I oppose to this image.
I hoard jewels. I hoard booze. You obviously don't know us very well.
Lady Angela
#HDSKJF NHKJLHDSJFDSKJ #CAN I LIKE HAVE YOU #AND ALL YOUR BROTHERS #AND POSSIBLY YOUR SON TOO
I would be honored too. In my smithy (once a new one is contrusted.) If you want to know how metal bends, I can give you some private lessons. ;)
*cracks knuckles*
*whirls around*
*skirts swirl*
I thought I and Anarin was the only one to get private lessons in the forge…
Stay away from my baby boy, miss. He’s had enough relationship trouble.
Can I at least have Celebrimbor I mean he is irresistible can I just congratulate you and Curufin for giving him ALL the perfect genetics
He’s not even out of the Halls yet! Has he even consented to you having him??
Even so I do not trust darling Tyelpë’s judgement when it comes to romantic partners. They never seem to end well for him.
When he gets out I’m going to choose a nice highborn Noldo girl for him to marry.
He will, in due time. He’s done so before. [x]
Well, if you count Annatar. Galadriel wasn’t bad at all.
If only I was a Noldo. Or any type of Elf, for that matter.
Well I suppose if he chooses you I must allow him the indulgence.
Nerwen was half Teler and a quarter Vanya, or not ideal to say the least. And she was married. That’s a case poor judgement on my son’s part if I ever saw one.
Yes indeed, if only you were a Noldorin nis. I do think I might consider you then. At least you’re intelligent unlike some of my daughter’s suitors.
I guess, and even if he doesn’t, I’ll live. Just not as long as he will when he leaves the Halls.
Anyone’s still better than Annatar.
My lady, I don’t believe a mortal could ever be more intelligent than the Eldar!
*cocks an eyebrow*
Oh, really? You've obviously never heard of my daughter's suitors. I must say that for the size of their heads their brains are rather lacking in the axon department.
This is true.
Lady Angela
#HDSKJF NHKJLHDSJFDSKJ #CAN I LIKE HAVE YOU #AND ALL YOUR BROTHERS #AND POSSIBLY YOUR SON TOO
I would be honored too. In my smithy (once a new one is contrusted.) If you want to know how metal bends, I can give you some private lessons. ;)
*cracks knuckles*
*whirls around*
*skirts swirl*
I thought I and Anarin was the only one to get private lessons in the forge…
Stay away from my baby boy, miss. He’s had enough relationship trouble.
Can I at least have Celebrimbor I mean he is irresistible can I just congratulate you and Curufin for giving him ALL the perfect genetics
He’s not even out of the Halls yet! Has he even consented to you having him??
Even so I do not trust darling Tyelpë’s judgement when it comes to romantic partners. They never seem to end well for him.
When he gets out I’m going to choose a nice highborn Noldo girl for him to marry.
He will, in due time. He’s done so before. [x]
Well, if you count Annatar. Galadriel wasn’t bad at all.
If only I was a Noldo. Or any type of Elf, for that matter.
Well I suppose if he chooses you I must allow him the indulgence.
Nerwen was half Teler and a quarter Vanya, or not ideal to say the least. And she was married. That's a case poor judgement on my son's part if I ever saw one.
Yes indeed, if only you were a Noldorin nis. I do think I might consider you then. At least you're intelligent unlike some of my daughter's suitors.
Lady Angela
#HDSKJF NHKJLHDSJFDSKJ #CAN I LIKE HAVE YOU #AND ALL YOUR BROTHERS #AND POSSIBLY YOUR SON TOO
I would be honored too. In my smithy (once a new one is contrusted.) If you want to know how metal bends, I can give you some private lessons. ;)
*cracks knuckles*
*whirls around*
*skirts swirl*
I thought I and Anarin was the only one to get private lessons in the forge…
Stay away from my baby boy, miss. He’s had enough relationship trouble.
Can I at least have Celebrimbor I mean he is irresistible can I just congratulate you and Curufin for giving him ALL the perfect genetics
He's not even out of the Halls yet! Has he even consented to you having him??
Even so I do not trust darling Tyelpë's judgement when it comes to romantic partners. They never seem to end well for him.
When he gets out I'm going to choose a nice highborn Noldo girl for him to marry.
Lady Angela
#HDSKJF NHKJLHDSJFDSKJ #CAN I LIKE HAVE YOU #AND ALL YOUR BROTHERS #AND POSSIBLY YOUR SON TOO
I would be honored too. In my smithy (once a new one is contrusted.) If you want to know how metal bends, I can give you some private lessons. ;)
*cracks knuckles*
*whirls around*
*skirts swirl*
I thought I and Anarin was the only one to get private lessons in the forge...
Stay away from my baby boy, miss. He's had enough relationship trouble.
and with this comes an end to my nightblogging because it’s raining outside and i just don’t want any more celebrimbor feelings because he’s my spirit animal and my bb boy and celebrimbor/happiness is my otp and WHY COULDN’T THIS FAMILY JUST BE HAPPY GODDAMMIT and CURUFIN WHY WERE YOU SUCH A MEAN PARENT WHY DID YOU PUSH HIM AWAY WHAT ABOUT HIS MOM OH MY GOD GALADRIEL DON’T YOU KNOW THAT THE FRIENDZONE IS AN UNFRIENDLY PLACE why’d you have to leave him there with finduilas and maeglin and gwindor JUST SO HE COULD BE SNATCHED UP BY ANNA-BITCH ON THE REBOUND and fucking DIE help
oh and art by kaaile.
That’s it. I’m never eating kebab.
Sauron I will cut you if you hurt any more of my family.
Dear Eru in Eä. I can't breathe. This is the most awful thing I've seen in weeks. I think I might just start sobbing. I need a drink.
tyelpe why are you in a loincloth
/chokes
Oh sweet Eru hinya put some clothes on
Is there a Valinor Alcoholics Anonymous chapter? How about a Mandos one?
A gift basket? I’m sure Coloseldo’s mother would love that. She has a large collection of pearls and I think she would appreciate some metalwork to set them in. I’ve gotten quite used to Coloseldo and his family, but I wish that she’d spend more time with Ringacardo. I suppose that out of all of them, these two are my favorite. As long as she doesn’t end up marrying Urustatso and Varalor, I suppose I won’t be too angry.
It would be quiet in the manse without her.
Metalwork? Well, I do not think I am any good, but I shall try. I still have string left over from Haruni. I can figure something out. Perhaps also send fruit along. I could try to craft a swan made in ivory. I used to do that when I was younger, though I have no idea where to get an animal with the right kind of teeth here. I would ask those pesky twins Eluréd and Elurín if relations were tamer between us.
Yes, please make certain she does not end up engaged to any of those elves. She is old enough to make her own decisions, but I still would not want to hear that an incompetent fool has joined our family.
You do not plan on having her remain in the manse with you? I lived in Formenos for a long while.
Well, that's different, because you're a son. She'd probably go to Alqualondë to live with his family, and then I wouldn't get to see her often.
I'd miss her.
Is there a Valinor Alcoholics Anonymous chapter? How about a Mandos one?
Er, I might not be the best person to know these things, but may I ask why, Lalinyë?
I’m off the bottle forever. I have no idea how that happened.
Our son seems to have inherited and amplified our shared penchant for alcohol.
#i’ve seen him make thee consecutive posts about drinking #i’m quite concerned for him #do you think it’s because he was conceived while we were drunk? #also ercasse thinks a good idea for me to attend one #she says it would be a good way for me to make new friends #i think she just wants me out of the house #so she can have more time with her suitors
I did not even know he drank. Guess it’s something he picked up in the Halls, but I wouldn’t know anything about that. Perhaps it is Eru and the Valar laughing at us for producing a child while drunk.
Perhaps you should attend one. I went off cold turkey. Not much of a cold turkey, to be honest. Then again, I was suffering in many ways, being a bodiless spirit for a time, so I guess I’m clean.
Suitors? I thought she wasn’t giving them attention! Well…I cannot say what she can and cannot do. She’s old enough to make her own decisions.
I suppose I’ll have to ride back to Tirion to attend one. Maybe I will meet some new people. Eru knows I haven’t in a very long time.
As for Ercassë and her suitors - she’s been spending more time with them since I threatened to send them after that bat-creature. I think she’s learned a lesson in appreciating what she has.
Yes, do go meet others! It will help you a lot, I am sure. I certainly needed friendly company during my turmoil.
Is she now? Well, I hope she chooses Coloseldo. He sounds like a nice lad. Perhaps I should send his family a gift basket and a card apologizing for killing their kin?
A gift basket? I'm sure Coloseldo's mother would love that. She has a large collection of pearls and I think she would appreciate some metalwork to set them in. I've gotten quite used to Coloseldo and his family, but I wish that she'd spend more time with Ringacardo. I suppose that out of all of them, these two are my favorite. As long as she doesn't end up marrying Urustatso and Varalor, I suppose I won't be too angry.
It would be quiet in the manse without her.
Damn on round 5 already. #rva #vcu #alcoholism (Taken with Instagram)
We have a teeming wine cellar here. This is just cupboard number one!
Is there a Valinor Alcoholics Anonymous chapter? How about a Mandos one?
Er, I might not be the best person to know these things, but may I ask why, Lalinyë?
I’m off the bottle forever. I have no idea how that happened.
Our son seems to have inherited and amplified our shared penchant for alcohol.
#i’ve seen him make thee consecutive posts about drinking #i’m quite concerned for him #do you think it’s because he was conceived while we were drunk? #also ercasse thinks a good idea for me to attend one #she says it would be a good way for me to make new friends #i think she just wants me out of the house #so she can have more time with her suitors
I did not even know he drank. Guess it’s something he picked up in the Halls, but I wouldn’t know anything about that. Perhaps it is Eru and the Valar laughing at us for producing a child while drunk.
Perhaps you should attend one. I went off cold turkey. Not much of a cold turkey, to be honest. Then again, I was suffering in many ways, being a bodiless spirit for a time, so I guess I’m clean.
Suitors? I thought she wasn’t giving them attention! Well…I cannot say what she can and cannot do. She’s old enough to make her own decisions.
I suppose I'll have to ride back to Tirion to attend one. Maybe I will meet some new people. Eru knows I haven't in a very long time.
As for Ercassë and her suitors - she's been spending more time with them since I threatened to send them after that bat-creature. I think she's learned a lesson in appreciating what she has.
Is there a Valinor Alcoholics Anonymous chapter? How about a Mandos one?
Er, I might not be the best person to know these things, but may I ask why, Lalinyë?
I’m off the bottle forever. I have no idea how that happened.
Our son seems to have inherited and amplified our shared penchant for alcohol.
Is there a Valinor Alcoholics Anonymous chapter? How about a Mandos one?
001. All I want out of life is absolutely fucking filthy Finrod/Curufin fanfiction.
(requested by veliseraptor)
art sources (1, 2)
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/blinks
That blog is obviously not Eru, so don't let that influence you, or that bat creature...
Greyface, I know to take the bat's words with a grain of salt. Believe me, I will not be joining the cult of Melkor any time soon.
The ask-Iluvatar on the tumblr is doing nothing for my faith.
The Valar shouldn’t be doing anything for it, either. Have you seen their stupidity?
/lips twitch Now do you understand? The Valar and Eru have blinded the Eldar to their faults, but you are beginning to have an inkling of what is really going on, dear Elf.
it must be time for some First Age golden then
Perhaps it will lead to an epiphany on your part.
most likely not
A pity. Only a hangover, then.
I expected as much
The ask-Iluvatar on the tumblr is doing nothing for my faith.
The Valar shouldn’t be doing anything for it, either. Have you seen their stupidity?
/lips twitch Now do you understand? The Valar and Eru have blinded the Eldar to their faults, but you are beginning to have an inkling of what is really going on, dear Elf.
it must be time for some First Age golden then
Perhaps it will lead to an epiphany on your part.
most likely not
