Ask Lemon Demon

I’ll boil your significant others Current M!a: none.

[ask-lemon-demon]

*fear*

[he stands up, and glares at the anon, before attempting to run at them. But he ends up slipping over on a puddle of water and face planting..]

...why me.

[ask-lemon-demon]

WOOOO WE DID IT BOIS

[he pulls himself out of the bath and lies on the floor, dying a little inside]

[ask-lemon-demon]

*pets*

*picks up and throws in bath*

OK IM GONNA RUN FOR MY LIFE NOW

[he splashed around for a second before sitting up, furious]

WHY WOULD YOU- *cough* WHY-

[ask-lemon-demon]

Hey lemon can I pet you please?

Without you biting me?

I can’t promise anything.

[ask-lemon-demon]

"Lemon- I'll keep you safe from the anon trying to give you a bath- come here-" She holds out her arms to him

[the demon takes a few steps back] ..how can I trust that you’re not going to try and put me in water either..

[ask-lemon-demon]

You can eat me after I hold and wash you!

...if you put me anywhere near water I’ll kill everyone in this room.

[ask-lemon-demon]

Lemon the anon is trying to give you a bath.

....

.....NO. NO BATH.

[ask-lemon-demon]

I’ll give you a arm if I can hold you~?

Why would I want an arm if I could just eat you instead?

[ask-lemon-demon]

Please I’ll just be a second

No. You’re not allowed to.

[ask-lemon-demon]

Can I hold just for a second..?

...no..well maybe..actually no. You can’t.

[ask-lemon-demon]

ayo you got rabies? /hj (im sorry)

...how did you know that? Is it really that obvious??

[ask-lemon-demon]

Can I rub your belly hence you accepted those pats ( please don’t bite me )

No. Belly rubs are reserved for close friends and family only.

[ask-lemon-demon]

Can I see you as a fluffy kitten who eats people :3

Ooc: He probably really needs a bath..handle with caution..

[ask-lemon-demon]

*claws my way out of the depths of hell*

[ask-lemon-demon]

Ooc: Theres nothing behind those eyes

[ask-lemon-demon]

May I pats?

*Reaches out to pat him on the head*

*he crouches down to accept the head pats*

[ask-lemon-demon]

Ayyyy I finally made a main

Ooc: hehe that’s me