Ask Malec

• on hiatus • (hi hi yis we are heeeerrreee taadaa) Bonjour peasants :))) as the blog name reads, ask me & sweet cheeks anything and we will answer!-M *sigh* I should've never agreed to this.-A

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...the Chairman has never exactly needed any assistance with the ladies (or the gents, for that matter of fact) - M

gLITter cookies!!!1! How fabulous. Merci beaucoup, mon ami/amie! - M

Not gonna lie these look so much better than the ones you insist on baking every time Jace and Clary come to visit - A

and why do you think that is - M

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Bonus bonus for y’all because I’m a lazy artist and I feel sorry about that

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Bonus (that I’m too lazy to draw lmao):

Raphael: -laughs over inside joke with Magnus- maan I’ve missed you Alec: Jace I need you to kick some vampire ass for me

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I think it’s pretty self-explanatory. -A

wHEN ALEXANDER GETS SICK HE HAS THE CUTEST SMOLEST SNEEZES IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND -M

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Would you cheat on me with girl me -A

*nervous laughter*what are you saying hahaha -M

Honestly though crossdressing Alec turned out to be the best decision I have ever made since purchasing that embroidered velvet jacket in 1812 -M

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Yes indeed I am thank you for your concern

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Alec, will you marry me? <3

No. Intentional bigamy is a crime. Sorry. -A 

I DON’T KNOW WHO YOU ARE I DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE BUT I WILL FIND YOU AND WHEN I’M DONE WITH YOU NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO FIND YOU - M

(we are going to bond so well over how amazing Alexander is then I have to hide you because you are too good for this world -M)

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If in that universe, being with the Branwell girl means upholding Alexander’s family honour and that makes him happy, then so be it; but in this universe I will love him till the end of our days, I will love him long after he’s gone, and I will not stop loving him even if there is nothing left of me. -M

(Honestly guys I think you should just see the Shadowhunters TV show as an entire separate story and not expect it to get everything perfect, otherwise you may find that the show is ‘ruining’ some things in the books for you. However, allow me to question the existence of Lydia Branwell. I thought the use of Branwell as a shadowhunter last name ended with Henry?????? Also sorry I’m throwing my horrible attempts at people drawing at you guys - Admin)

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(I’m sorry this probably isn’t what you wanted) 

(but you guys know I have different headcanons of Malec children than the canon ones I didn’t even know Rafael Lightwood-Bane existed until today)

WhY WOULD YOU MAGIC EVERYTHING IN OUR APARTMENT BLUE mAGNUS WE CAN’T EVEN FIND THE BABY -A 

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(I get I get ;) But if you think I’m gonna give you what you want huehuehue you’re wrong - Admin)

(I’m so sorry i can’t write conversations like this)

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Anon, it’s always you. You’re always causing me distress. -A

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mAGNUS YOUR EYELINER’S RUNNING

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Dear Magnus and Alec. I have a ball python I named after the both of you. Magnus B. Lightwood is perfect like you.

Dear god that’s so precious awwwwww -M

Wow, I...thanks? -A

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..Magnus should never be a parent I should’ve stopped it -A

shh I got you a baby shadowhunter you should be pleased -M

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I get. 

Somewhere along the road it just turned into full-on shadowhunters dressing up as middle earth characters don’t ask me why Simon is Gollum I don’t know either

Simon totally forced Magnus into a Sauron costume there though

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(Just to clarify, under Simon’s orders, Alec is Fingon, Isabelle is Aredhel, Clary is Nerdanel, Jace..they tried to convince him to dress up as Feanor but they couldn’t talk him into becoming dark haired so Simon gave up and told him to dress up as whatever character as long as it related to middle earth. He thought that ‘Thranduil’s vibe was ME’ and somehow found a live elk to ride. Magnus had originally dressed up as someone else but Simon forced him into a Sauron costume because ‘YOUR EYES MAN’

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(I’m sorry I cheated hahaha)

(Most of these characters are from the silmarillion so google if you aren’t sure who they are ;u; - Admin)

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Day 1 of gay marriage being legal:

No apocalypse, no fire, no destruction…really nothing has changed.

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Except now there’s millions of happier people

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Anon, why -A

Make me a pie I want to see how bad it can get -M

(Ai it’s been so long I’m sorry if the resolution of the picture isn’t that good here have the text because I’m 50% sure my handwriting cannot be read:

M: I didn’t know you baked.

A: That would be because I don’t. Bake.

M: Aw Alexander won’t you make me a pie? *puppy eyes*

A: -grumbles- I don’t even know how to make pies

So yup. Anon, why did you bring this up. (; -Admin

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Glitter is the only mundane invention that is worth my attention. That, and coffee machines and leather jackets. Glitter is a blessing, honey. Cherish it. -M

I....actually, I have way more experience in the area of removing glitter from my hair as it is I who falls victim to Magnus’ glitter attacks. Dear, here you go. -A