I wish my father @ask-cat-morgan was still around to share this moment....
I’m still here. Been busy with work. What I’d miss?
Sometimes I still hear his voice...
Usually telling me I wouldn't last a day at sea.... 🥲
I’m not dead! Stop telling everyone that I am! 😾 It’s not funny!
Your confusing @seven-kittens-right-out-of-a-hat ! They keep asking if I’m a ghost!
I told him to stop it! He's in one of those moods 🙄
He gets it from your mother @ask-mama-ozma she used to the same thing.
The adventures of
Ghost dad
Welp I guess if you insist I am a ghost then I’ll just have to go over and Haunt what’s his mane by telling him all your embarrassing kitten stories with my disembodied ghostly voice. Like the time you fall into the water bowl and thought you were drowning or the the time you tried to nurse off Sea Dog.
..... Now I know where Victoria gets her cruel streak from.
@ask-cat-morgan please don't haunt me, but I would LOVE to hear all of Misto's embarrassing kitten stories! Anything funny or cute that I can tell our kittens when they're born!
Make him stop telling everyone I’m dead!
Ohhh I can try but that's not really our situation.
I'm more of the one who's uh... Made to do things.
Misto gets a bit scary when bossed around.
Also he's pregnant right now and I fear him
*Faints*
Uhoh....
Mistoff, dear have you seen your* Sees Cat Morgan passed out on the ground. *What have you done to your father? C.M?” She cried trying rouse him. 
UHHHHHHH.... Would you believe nothing...?
Mistoff, did you… wreck your father’s ship?
No! I swear! Not this time!
.... Tugger would be furious if I had been anywhere near it right now.
I think he got overwhelmed by a tiny... little bit of news...
Did you raise the dead… again? Wait, no there’d screaming right now.” Ozma smelled him suddenly and her ear twitched. Mistoff, did and Tugger get magically pregnant without consulting your father and I first? Because if you think you’re going to give brith like having bowel movement you going to painful mistaken. 
I'm just... going to crawl in a hole and die now....
Not until you help with your father! C.M wake up! Also do you even know the first thing about taking care of newborn kittens? Also there’s nothing wrong with sailing while pregnant. Your father took me sailing for my whole two months of pregnancy with and your sister and later with your little brothers and sisters, and I turned out fine and so did you all! We’re cats not people.
Tugger doesn't like me doing anything if I'm honest.
Watch this.
@acurious-cat
Very nice dear. Now conjure up some smelling salts for your father. 














