Ask Ozma

Mate to Cat Morgan, Mother to Mr. Mistoffelees ,Victoria and Seven kittens. My family name is Fluffinella, my second name is Ozma.

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

I wish my father @ask-cat-morgan was still around to share this moment....

[ask-cat-morgan]

I’m still here. Been busy with work. What I’d miss?

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

Sometimes I still hear his voice...

Usually telling me I wouldn't last a day at sea.... 🥲

[ask-cat-morgan]

I’m not dead! Stop telling everyone that I am! 😾 It’s not funny!

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

[ask-cat-morgan]

Your confusing @seven-kittens-right-out-of-a-hat ! They keep asking if I’m a ghost!

[the-snow-white-victoria]

I told him to stop it! He's in one of those moods 🙄

[ask-cat-morgan]

He gets it from your mother @ask-mama-ozma she used to the same thing.

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

The adventures of

Ghost dad

[ask-cat-morgan]

Welp I guess if you insist I am a ghost then I’ll just have to go over and Haunt what’s his mane by telling him all your embarrassing kitten stories with my disembodied ghostly voice. Like the time you fall into the water bowl and thought you were drowning or the the time you tried to nurse off Sea Dog.

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

..... Now I know where Victoria gets her cruel streak from.

[acurious-cat]

@ask-cat-morgan please don't haunt me, but I would LOVE to hear all of Misto's embarrassing kitten stories! Anything funny or cute that I can tell our kittens when they're born!

[ask-cat-morgan]

Make him stop telling everyone I’m dead!

[acurious-cat]

Ohhh I can try but that's not really our situation.

I'm more of the one who's uh... Made to do things.

Misto gets a bit scary when bossed around.

Also he's pregnant right now and I fear him

[ask-cat-morgan]

*Faints*

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

Uhoh....

[ask-mama-ozma]

Mistoff, dear have you seen your* Sees Cat Morgan passed out on the ground. *What have you done to your father? C.M?” She cried trying rouse him. 

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

UHHHHHHH.... Would you believe nothing...?

[ask-mama-ozma]

Mistoff, did you… wreck your father’s ship?

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

No! I swear! Not this time!

.... Tugger would be furious if I had been anywhere near it right now.

I think he got overwhelmed by a tiny... little bit of news...

[ask-mama-ozma]

Did you raise the dead… again? Wait, no there’d screaming right now.” Ozma smelled him suddenly and her ear twitched. Mistoff, did and Tugger get magically pregnant without consulting your father and I first? Because if you think you’re going to give brith like having bowel movement you going to painful mistaken. 

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

I'm just... going to crawl in a hole and die now....

[ask-mama-ozma]

Not until you help with your father! C.M wake up! Also do you even know the first thing about taking care of newborn kittens? Also there’s nothing wrong with sailing while pregnant. Your father took me sailing for my whole two months of pregnancy with and your sister and later with your little brothers and sisters, and I turned out fine and so did you all! We’re cats not people.

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

Tugger doesn't like me doing anything if I'm honest.

Watch this.

@acurious-cat

[ask-mama-ozma]

Very nice dear. Now conjure up some smelling salts for your father. 

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

I wish my father @ask-cat-morgan was still around to share this moment....

[ask-cat-morgan]

I’m still here. Been busy with work. What I’d miss?

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

Sometimes I still hear his voice...

Usually telling me I wouldn't last a day at sea.... 🥲

[ask-cat-morgan]

I’m not dead! Stop telling everyone that I am! 😾 It’s not funny!

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

[ask-cat-morgan]

Your confusing @seven-kittens-right-out-of-a-hat ! They keep asking if I’m a ghost!

[the-snow-white-victoria]

I told him to stop it! He's in one of those moods 🙄

[ask-cat-morgan]

He gets it from your mother @ask-mama-ozma she used to the same thing.

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

The adventures of

Ghost dad

[ask-cat-morgan]

Welp I guess if you insist I am a ghost then I’ll just have to go over and Haunt what’s his mane by telling him all your embarrassing kitten stories with my disembodied ghostly voice. Like the time you fall into the water bowl and thought you were drowning or the the time you tried to nurse off Sea Dog.

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

..... Now I know where Victoria gets her cruel streak from.

[acurious-cat]

@ask-cat-morgan please don't haunt me, but I would LOVE to hear all of Misto's embarrassing kitten stories! Anything funny or cute that I can tell our kittens when they're born!

[ask-cat-morgan]

Make him stop telling everyone I’m dead!

[acurious-cat]

Ohhh I can try but that's not really our situation.

I'm more of the one who's uh... Made to do things.

Misto gets a bit scary when bossed around.

Also he's pregnant right now and I fear him

[ask-cat-morgan]

*Faints*

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

Uhoh....

[ask-mama-ozma]

Mistoff, dear have you seen your* Sees Cat Morgan passed out on the ground. *What have you done to your father? C.M?” She cried trying rouse him. 

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

UHHHHHHH.... Would you believe nothing...?

[ask-mama-ozma]

Mistoff, did you… wreck your father’s ship?

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

No! I swear! Not this time!

.... Tugger would be furious if I had been anywhere near it right now.

I think he got overwhelmed by a tiny... little bit of news...

[ask-mama-ozma]

Did you raise the dead… again? Wait, no there’d screaming right now.” Ozma smelled him suddenly and her ear twitched. Mistoff, did and Tugger get magically pregnant without consulting your father and I first? Because if you think you’re going to give brith like having bowel movement you going to painful mistaken. 

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

I'm just... going to crawl in a hole and die now....

[ask-mama-ozma]

Not until you help with your father! C.M wake up! Also do you even know the first thing about taking care of newborn kittens? Also there’s nothing wrong with sailing while pregnant. Your father took me sailing for my whole two months of pregnancy with and your sister and later with your little brothers and sisters, and I turned out fine and so did you all! We’re cats not people.

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

I wish my father @ask-cat-morgan was still around to share this moment....

[ask-cat-morgan]

I’m still here. Been busy with work. What I’d miss?

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

Sometimes I still hear his voice...

Usually telling me I wouldn't last a day at sea.... 🥲

[ask-cat-morgan]

I’m not dead! Stop telling everyone that I am! 😾 It’s not funny!

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

[ask-cat-morgan]

Your confusing @seven-kittens-right-out-of-a-hat ! They keep asking if I’m a ghost!

[the-snow-white-victoria]

I told him to stop it! He's in one of those moods 🙄

[ask-cat-morgan]

He gets it from your mother @ask-mama-ozma she used to the same thing.

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

The adventures of

Ghost dad

[ask-cat-morgan]

Welp I guess if you insist I am a ghost then I’ll just have to go over and Haunt what’s his mane by telling him all your embarrassing kitten stories with my disembodied ghostly voice. Like the time you fall into the water bowl and thought you were drowning or the the time you tried to nurse off Sea Dog.

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

..... Now I know where Victoria gets her cruel streak from.

[acurious-cat]

@ask-cat-morgan please don't haunt me, but I would LOVE to hear all of Misto's embarrassing kitten stories! Anything funny or cute that I can tell our kittens when they're born!

[ask-cat-morgan]

Make him stop telling everyone I’m dead!

[acurious-cat]

Ohhh I can try but that's not really our situation.

I'm more of the one who's uh... Made to do things.

Misto gets a bit scary when bossed around.

Also he's pregnant right now and I fear him

[ask-cat-morgan]

*Faints*

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

Uhoh....

[ask-mama-ozma]

Mistoff, dear have you seen your* Sees Cat Morgan passed out on the ground. *What have you done to your father? C.M?” She cried trying rouse him. 

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

UHHHHHHH.... Would you believe nothing...?

[ask-mama-ozma]

Mistoff, did you… wreck your father’s ship?

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

No! I swear! Not this time!

.... Tugger would be furious if I had been anywhere near it right now.

I think he got overwhelmed by a tiny... little bit of news...

[ask-mama-ozma]

Did you raise the dead… again? Wait, no there’d screaming right now.” Ozma smelled him suddenly and her ear twitched. Mistoff, did and Tugger get magically pregnant without consulting your father and I first? Because if you think you’re going to give brith like having bowel movement you going to painful mistaken. 

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

I wish my father @ask-cat-morgan was still around to share this moment....

[ask-cat-morgan]

I’m still here. Been busy with work. What I’d miss?

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

Sometimes I still hear his voice...

Usually telling me I wouldn't last a day at sea.... 🥲

[ask-cat-morgan]

I’m not dead! Stop telling everyone that I am! 😾 It’s not funny!

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

[ask-cat-morgan]

Your confusing @seven-kittens-right-out-of-a-hat ! They keep asking if I’m a ghost!

[the-snow-white-victoria]

I told him to stop it! He's in one of those moods 🙄

[ask-cat-morgan]

He gets it from your mother @ask-mama-ozma she used to the same thing.

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

The adventures of

Ghost dad

[ask-cat-morgan]

Welp I guess if you insist I am a ghost then I’ll just have to go over and Haunt what’s his mane by telling him all your embarrassing kitten stories with my disembodied ghostly voice. Like the time you fall into the water bowl and thought you were drowning or the the time you tried to nurse off Sea Dog.

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

..... Now I know where Victoria gets her cruel streak from.

[acurious-cat]

@ask-cat-morgan please don't haunt me, but I would LOVE to hear all of Misto's embarrassing kitten stories! Anything funny or cute that I can tell our kittens when they're born!

[ask-cat-morgan]

Make him stop telling everyone I’m dead!

[acurious-cat]

Ohhh I can try but that's not really our situation.

I'm more of the one who's uh... Made to do things.

Misto gets a bit scary when bossed around.

Also he's pregnant right now and I fear him

[ask-cat-morgan]

*Faints*

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

Uhoh....

[ask-mama-ozma]

Mistoff, dear have you seen your* Sees Cat Morgan passed out on the ground. *What have you done to your father? C.M?” She cried trying rouse him. 

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

UHHHHHHH.... Would you believe nothing...?

[ask-mama-ozma]

Mistoff, did you… wreck your father’s ship?

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

I wish my father @ask-cat-morgan was still around to share this moment....

[ask-cat-morgan]

I’m still here. Been busy with work. What I’d miss?

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

Sometimes I still hear his voice...

Usually telling me I wouldn't last a day at sea.... 🥲

[ask-cat-morgan]

I’m not dead! Stop telling everyone that I am! 😾 It’s not funny!

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

[ask-cat-morgan]

Your confusing @seven-kittens-right-out-of-a-hat ! They keep asking if I’m a ghost!

[the-snow-white-victoria]

I told him to stop it! He's in one of those moods 🙄

[ask-cat-morgan]

He gets it from your mother @ask-mama-ozma she used to the same thing.

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

The adventures of

Ghost dad

[ask-cat-morgan]

Welp I guess if you insist I am a ghost then I’ll just have to go over and Haunt what’s his mane by telling him all your embarrassing kitten stories with my disembodied ghostly voice. Like the time you fall into the water bowl and thought you were drowning or the the time you tried to nurse off Sea Dog.

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

..... Now I know where Victoria gets her cruel streak from.

[acurious-cat]

@ask-cat-morgan please don't haunt me, but I would LOVE to hear all of Misto's embarrassing kitten stories! Anything funny or cute that I can tell our kittens when they're born!

[ask-cat-morgan]

Make him stop telling everyone I’m dead!

[acurious-cat]

Ohhh I can try but that's not really our situation.

I'm more of the one who's uh... Made to do things.

Misto gets a bit scary when bossed around.

Also he's pregnant right now and I fear him

[ask-cat-morgan]

*Faints*

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

Uhoh....

[ask-mama-ozma]

Mistoff, dear have you seen your* Sees Cat Morgan passed out on the ground. *What have you done to your father? C.M?” She cried trying rouse him. 

[1taliart]

@amethyst-labyrinth

GOD IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO DO IT. SORRY

BUT LOOK AT THIS PRETTY, PRETTY LADY

[storyweaverofgondor]

@amethyst-labyrinth requested their oc and Misto’s mom, Ozma. i hoped i did her justice!

[amethyst-labyrinth]

She’s fabulous! Thank you so much! 😻😸😻

[rp-grannies]

[Sentence Starters] The Swan Princess (1994)

Feel free to add context, change pronouns, names, jobs, and anything else you need to change to make these work for you! Have fun! ^-^

❝ Don’t give me that innocent look. ❞

❝ Dear (Name), as lovely as ever. ❞

❝ I’ve got bruises with their fingerprints. ❞

❝ I see him smiling and my knees start buckling. ❞

❝ Is beauty all that matters to you? ❞

❝ No one can say we didn’t try. ❞

❝ You should write a book: ‘How to Offend Women in Five Syllables or Less’. ❞

❝ She’s like… You know! How about… And then… I mean, right? ❞

❝ It’s not what it seems. ❞

❝ This sort of thing doesn’t give me any pleasure– well, maybe a teensy bit. ❞

❝ Once you steal something, you spend your whole life fighting to keep it. ❞

❝ Oh, no complaints here. I think it’s going to be loads of… fun. ❞

❝ This masquerade is more than I can bear! ❞ 

❝ There goes my reputation. ❞

❝ Day after day, all (Name) ever does is practice, practice, practice. ❞

❝ You’re a great marksman, (Name). One of the best. ❞

❝ Are you sure you’re alright? ❞

❝ Down on all fours, please, and growl ferociously! Liven it up a bit! I want you to strike fear into my heart. ❞

❝ What do you think I was doing with the flowers and the alligators going chomp-chomp? ❞

❝ Far longer than forever, I’ll hold you in my heart. ❞

❝ I have no friends, only servants, and they call me ‘Your Highness’. ❞

❝ I’d like to leave now, do you have a map or something? ❞

❝ Whenever I have to do something quick, I always bring a turtle. ❞

❝ I think I pulled a muscle. ❞ 

❝ I’m gonna die! I knew it! I’m on a dangerous mission with a lame turtle! ❞

❝ I can smell a human a mile away. ❞  

❝ I’ve been taught just what to do in this situation. ❞  

❝ I can’t wait to watch their poor hearts breaking. ❞

❝ I’ll become that nasty, naughty, petty, spiteful, wicked, wayward, way delightful bad guy I was born to be! ❞

❝ Head full of pudding! That’s me. ❞

❝ Something about you seems… I don’t know. Different. ❞

❝ I love you for your kindness and courage, I always have. ❞

[fishfishlove]

[ask-mama-ozma]

Good boy, Mommy’s very proud of you.

[ask-mama-ozma]

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@ask-therumtumtugger

And don’t you think for one minute that I can’t keep up with you young tom! I’ve been dancing like this since before you were born! Mama’s got her moves and know how to grove!

[amethyst-labyrinth]

(via Make a GIF)

[ask-mama-ozma]

I still got it!

@ask-victoria-jellicle @ask-magical-mistoffelees

[themusewhomuses]

What is the one thing you always wanted to say to my muse? And my muse cannot say or do anything other than posting an icon of their reaction.

[askmemelovingfuck-blog]

❛ the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy ❜ sentence starters

❛ All the dolphins have ever done is muck about in the water having a good time. ❜

❛ Don’t panic. ❜

❛ Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now? ❜

❛ Isn’t it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? ❜

❛ Space is big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but that’s just peanuts to space. ❜

❛ If there’s anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now. ❜

❛ I’d far rather be happy than right any day. ❜

❛ This must be a Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays. ❜

❛ You’re turning into a penguin. Stop it. ❜

❛ No, I was only fooling. We are going to die after all. ❜

❛ So long, and thanks for all the fish. ❜

❛ Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. ❜

❛ If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it? ❜

❛ Ah, this is obviously some strange use of the word safe that I wasn’t previously aware of. ❜

❛ There’s an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they’ve worked out. ❜

❛ I think you ought to know I’m feeling very depressed. ❜ 

❛ All through my life I’ve had this strange unaccountable feeling that something was going on in the world, something big, even sinister, and no one would tell me what it was. ❜

❛ Life. Loathe it or ignore it, you can’t like it. ❜

❛ Ow! My brains! ❜

❛ Blood… blood… blood… blood… ❜

❛ I don’t want to die now! I’ve still got a headache! I don’t want to go to heaven with a headache, I’d be all cross and wouldn’t enjoy it! ❜

❛  My capacity for happiness you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first. ❜

❛ Oh dear, you seem to have fallen down a thirty-foot well. Are you all right? ❜

❛ Life! Don’t talk to me about life. ❜

❛ Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don’t know why I bother to say it, oh god I’m so depressed. ❜

❛ The fully armed nuclear warheads are of course merely a courtesy detail. ❜

❛ Call that job satisfaction? ’Cause I don’t. ❜

❛ Very deep. You should send that in to the Reader’s Digest. They’ve got a page for people like you. ❜

❛ Do you find coming to terms with the mindless tedium of it all presents an interesting challenge? ❜

❛ Who is this God person anyway? ❜

❛ Hey, this is terrific! Someone down there is trying to kill us! ❜

❛  I’ll have you hung, drawn and quartered! And whipped! And boiled… until… until… until… until you’ve had enough. ❜

❛ That is really amazing. That really is truly amazing. That is so amazingly amazing I think I’d like to steal it. ❜

❛ I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my life-style. ❜

❛ You’ve got as much sex appeal as a road accident. ❜

❛ Molest me not with this pocket calculator stuff. ❜

❛ It’s partly the curiosity, partly a sense of adventure, but mostly I think it’s the fame and the money. ❜

❛ It gives me my headache just trying to think down to your level. ❜

[amethyst-labyrinth]

After having an intense verbal fight.

Tugger *breathing heavily*: Are you as hot as I am?

Misto *with a pained face*: Don’t you think insulting my looks is it a bit kittenish?

Tugger: No I…

Misto: That’s it I’ve had enough of you! I’m leaving! *walks away* MAMA! Tugger was mean to me! *Runs off to find his mother.

[ask-magical-mistoffelees]

@ask-therumtumtugger

@ask-fluffinella

[ask-mama-ozma]

“What did he do you, tell Mama all,” she said taking him into her arms.

[ask-magical-mistoffelees]

Misto cuddles up with her. “He was mean and yelled at me just because I clawed up his favorite pillow. It ratty and old. I was doing him a favor.”

[ask-mama-ozma]

“There, there,” She said soothingly rocking him back and fourth. “Why don’t get Tugger a new pillow and you a scratching post and then you can make up?”

[amethyst-labyrinth]

After having an intense verbal fight.

Tugger *breathing heavily*: Are you as hot as I am?

Misto *with a pained face*: Don’t you think insulting my looks is it a bit kittenish?

Tugger: No I…

Misto: That’s it I’ve had enough of you! I’m leaving! *walks away* MAMA! Tugger was mean to me! *Runs off to find his mother.

[ask-magical-mistoffelees]

@ask-therumtumtugger

@ask-fluffinella

[ask-mama-ozma]

“What did he do you, tell Mama all,” she said taking him into her arms.

[ask-mama-ozma]

@ask-victoria-jellicle @ask-magical-mistoffelees

Kittens, Mommy has something important to tell you.

[ask-victoria-jellicle]

What is it mommy?

[ask-magical-mistoffelees]

Yes,mama?

[ask-mama-ozma]

You’re father and I had long talk and we’ve deiced to adopt the seven kittens that you, Mistoff produced out of a hat. Now this doesn’t mean that your father and I will love you both any less, it just means that our family is bigger now, with lots more love to go around. Just think you both have a little sibling to love for everyday of the week!

[ask-victoria-jellicle]

So I’m getting seven brothers and sisters?

[ask-magical-mistoffelees]

-pouts-

[ask-mama-ozma]

“Yes isn’t that lovely?” Turing to Mistoffelees. “What’s the matter dear? Are you jealous? You know you’ll always be Mommy’s first and special little tom, and you Victoria will always be Mommy’s first and special little queen. Nothings going to change that,” She said hugging both her kittens.

[ask-mama-ozma]

@ask-victoria-jellicle @ask-magical-mistoffelees

Kittens, Mommy has something important to tell you.

[ask-victoria-jellicle]

What is it mommy?

[ask-magical-mistoffelees]

Yes,mama?

[ask-mama-ozma]

You’re father and I had long talk and we’ve deiced to adopt the seven kittens that you, Mistoff produced out of a hat. Now this doesn’t mean that your father and I will love you both any less, it just means that our family is bigger now, with lots more love to go around. Just think you both have a little sibling to love for everyday of the week!