Pocket Engineer

An ask blog for a smol clone of a smol man.{ currently collecting curiosities }{ asks awaiting answers: 30 } || Work, home, and self always come first, lovies; Responses will be on the slow side (◡‿◡✿) || M!A: Full Makeup (1 left)

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Do you have to worry about the enemy sniper shooting you? Or are you to small to hit now?

“If I pay attention, it can be better than it used to be, for sure.”

Makeup M!A: 9/10

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Tiny engineer is cute and small.Can I hug him?

Makeup M!A: 8/10

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Makeup: 7/10 Outfit: 7/7

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(ask-ex-engineer) "Hey Joe... wondering if you might be busy.. on the 14th...," he looks about bashfully, " see I was hopping we could hang out.... on.. valentines, that is... if you wanna..." he peeks at his small cousin.

He looks around as if for answers, a hand reaching up to rub the back of his head, then squints back up at the larger man. “I wouldn’t wanna interrupt your pre-existing Valentines dates, cuz…” He could see this was of some importance to John, though, and poked his chin out in quick re-evaluation. “But if you do have a spare few minutes, I’ve been workin’ on a lil motorbike for myself and you have a better-tuned ear for automotives. You could take a listen and tell me what needs fixin’?”

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what do the big mercs think of your beautiful outfit?

“The reviews are mixed. S’alright. Coffee tastes the same, bullets still hurt like a sonouvagun, n’ walkin’ in heels only ends up with sprained ankles every other day.” 

Makeup: 6/10Outfit: 6/7

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(ask-pocket-demon-pyro) "Hey, it feels like it's been ages since I talked to you, how ya been?"

@ask-pocket-demon-pyro

PLEASE SOMEONE EXPLAIN ME WHAT IS HAPPENING NOW 

EXPLAIN ME WHAT IS HAPPENING, YOU TWO !!

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M!A: 0/6; 0/13

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[Looks around, rubbing his chin] Whatever this is… it sure is catching. From what I’ve found thus-far, pal, is that it’s sort of unavoidable, and fairly harmless. [Grumbles, head bobbling along with his inward commentary] Unless you need a rubber glove for electrical engineering purposes, of course, then yer shit outta luck ‘cause ‘parently the yeller glove clashes with this fancy white lace so it just pops right on out of existence ‘til the magical overlords decide to grace ye’ with a purdy outfit that also graciously includes at least partial OSHA-approved safety gear.

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Makeup: 5/10 Outfit: 5/7

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It’s going to be Valentines day soon and we all know what that mean! sweet couples together, friends hanging out and lots of DATES And if you want a date (if your single, taken or just as friends) then you can have one with John! All the way up to Valentines (and maybe a bit after) anyone that sends me a heart ( <3 ) will have a date with the Ex Engineer! With this I’m going to draw every date John goes on, friendly, romantic or frisky (nsfw), just send a heart and what the date will be and I’ll do my best! If you don’t I’ll have to guess and will probably default it to a romantic date.

(please dont make me guess DX I will run out of date ideas so fast)

On another note: this is John’s dating profile above ^ but what does he really think of himself

to see, look under the cut (WARNING is sad and depressing)

Keep reading

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[spiTS COFFEE then calmly;] why is my face on that there site

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Makeup: 4/10 Outfit: 4/7

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*FWOOSH, a sudden gust of magical, anonymous wind blows Engie's dress up to expose his new panties*

Makeup: 3/10Outfit: 3/7

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Think you forgot something with your new outfit Joe, hope you like them *poofs on Joe matching undies*

Makeup: 2/10Outfit: 2/7

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What’s the biggest lie you’ve ever told? Is torture ever a good option? If no, why not? If yes, when? Have you ever taken a personality test? (How did the results turn out?) What’s the first thing you notice about people/the mercs?

(( Also! Bottom right is @ask-ex-medic :) ))

Makeup: 1/10Outfit: 1/7

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((Individual dresses under the cut uvu/)) Makeup: 0/10 Outfit: 0/7

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This Years Family Photo for John (minus one brother) John’s very happy to have Joe and Dell as family, if only they could see each other more often. but if the administrator found out…

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((LOOKIT THEEEMMM))

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It’s been one year since I started this blog!

Thank you all for sending asks and interacting with me on this blog! your all invited to John’s 1 Year Blog Birthday party!!

The people you can see are blogs I have interacted with, Rp’ed with, sent asks and had fun with this year! 

The People here are~ @ask-ex-demo  @baka-digimigs @ask-ex-medic  @askshytentamedic @ask-ong-scout @ask-pnk-pybro @ask-mini-redsniper @ask-smolpyro @ask-pocket-demon-pyro @the-ong-femscout @gingersoulsby @pealley-the-dragon-scout @askcursedfortress2 @ask-the-flaming-engineer @ask-pocket-pyro @ask-ong-soldier  @ask-sollypoop @ask-disabled-spy @ask-the-micro-blu-spy @ask-pocket-scout @ask-the-engie-bee @ask-mini-engie

(if your not in the picture don’t worry, you must just be in the living room >.>)

(he doesn’t have the biggest kitchen sorry can’t fit you all in XD)

(also happy blog bday for Ex Medic to, his blog birthday was yesterday!)

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Congrats!!

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Woooah congrats!

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(( Congrats! Aah this is lovely <3 Also if that’s the model you made for the kitchen, it’s lovely~ ))

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yep.

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[ Someone linked me this and just- its beautiful ]