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A school of stingrays riding a wave

I can’t believe I’ve never seen any media with a vampire merman who can transform into a swarm of stingrays, WHAT a missed opportunity

#whatever you do don’t imagine Sting surfing with stingrays

phantomemes

sentences from the youtube series , buzzfeed unsolved . primarily taken from season 5′s supernatural investigations .

“ it doesn’t matter because you’re dead ”

“ it’s not impressive , no one’s impressed ”

“ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop ”

“ as god as my witness , he snapped him in half ”

“ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ”

“ you can live in the cave ”

“ i’m a big fan of your name ”

“ the fact that you steal , that’s really funny to me ”

“ that’s the greatest thing to steal : a man’s joy ”

“ because i’m a masochist ”

“ i’m going to regret this ”

“ i’ve lost the ability to feel ”

“ they’re gonna fucking murder you ”

“ the way you shushed me was quite rude ”

“ cowards , all of you ”

“ i’m strange and off putting ”

“ i should not feel confident in the face of any man ”

“ here you are , smiling in the face of the devil ”

“ i hate bats ”

“ bats sometimes carry rabies and that’s a thing i’m afraid of ”

“ not today devil birds , not today ”

“ i think i’m blacking out right now ”

“ i don’t think i’m going to remember this moment ”

“ i think i’m gonna cry ”

“ i keep forgetting there’s ghosts in here ”

“ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears , this is my worst nightmare ”

“ i’m standing on an altar alone ”

“ maybe you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ”

“ i’m so glad that’s over let’s go eat taco bell ”

“ were you making horse noises ? ”

“ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ”

“ there’s a good chance i’m gonna fart in here ”

“ well this is horrifying ”

“ let’s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other ”

“ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime ”

“ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be ”

“ you talk to hide from the silence ”

“ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ”

“ several bad choices have lead me to this moment ”

“ let’s play look at the ceiling tiles ! 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 … ”

“ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ”

“ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ”

“ if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck ”

h4te

Reblog if you want your followers to ask you anything they're curious about.

traulisms

outfit ask meme!! but catered only to the things i like to draw a lot

send an ask with a character, letter, and a number and i’ll draw them in that outfit!! ^_^

ask-middleschool-nor

I’ll only be taking 5 🥱 any aph character

hetalia-ask-catalog-blog

Active Hetalia ask blogs!

The old blog that did this is no longer up, so I’m making this to keep up with current ask blogs! Reblog or like this so you can be added!

Angelina walks around Paris looking for some place to eat. She had become bored of all of the fancy food and just kinda wanted something fried. (Ask-miraculous-2pnyo-romano)

Taika, after having finished a match and having cleaned herself up afterwards, had stopped by one of the local food places. She wasn’t really into any of those fancy type at the moment either. So that’s how she ended up here, unknowingly with the other female.

@ask-miraculous-2pnyo-romano

#aph helsinki #hws helsinki #aph miraculous au #ask-miraculous-2pnyo-romano

“Guess who’s back.”

#aph helsinki #hws helsinki #aph miraculous au

rp-meme-glaceon

Unusual questions for your muse

🛌- Does your muse prefer to sleep under many layers of blankets or only under a few? 🎀- Does your muse like to accessorize? What are their favorite pieces of accessories? 🎐- Does your muse like to collect/hoard anything? 🛋- Does your muse like to have company over? 📱- Is your muse the “oversharing” type? 🐰- Does your muse prefer soft, plush textures or smooth and glossy textures? 💎- Is your muse drawn to things that sparkle? 🔖- Is your muse a daydreamer? What do they tend to think about? Have they ever caught themselves while lost in thought? 📰- Does your muse like to read the news? 📇- Is your muse a gossiper? 🕹- What does your muse do to occupy themselves when bored? 🏚- Does your muse like to explore dangerous places? 🌋- Has your muse done something stupid and not regret it? ⛪️- Does your muse enjoy attending churches they don’t belong to? 🛣- Is your muse considered a wanderer? 🐺- Would your muse consider themselves a lone wolf or a social butterfly? 🤝- Does your muse forgive others easily? 🖖- What “Fandoms” would your muse belong to? 🎖- Does your muse enjoy praise? 🎟- Do they like “so bad it’s good” movies? 🎠- Does your muse like amusement parks/carnivals/festivals? 🏝- Could your muse survive on an uninhabited island all by themselves?

ask-aphnorway

hey guys, can you like or reblog this if you are an ask blog. I just want to follow some people, i feel like im not up to date who is active and who is new here etc.

ask-miraculous-helsinki

"Oho! Nice wings there, might I ask whom they originally belong too?" A raspy and distorted voice asked from the top of a building where śmierć was now perched, looking down at the other holder with curiosity.

Sfinksi’s wings curled around her shoulders when she heard the voice. They were gray, indicating she’s an inbetweener. She looked to the roof of the building to see the other holder there. “If it’s an answer you seek, to Egypt’s past you must peek.” Wait… rhymes? Sfinksi knew she’d be talking in riddles, but now she’s rhyming? Was the rhyming part of the akuma’s affect?

ask-zhongguo

śmierć blinked slowly with the most annoyed expression she could manage despite the fact that her face was completely masked. “Okay, but, there’s a lot of things about Ancient Egypt?” She tilted her head and shifted to a sitting position akin to a squat.

ask-miraculous-helsinki

“Their imagination quite vivid, this mighty beast guards the pyramid,” Sfinksi said with a smirk.

This could be fun if taken the right way, she’s not going to lie. Now, was this person good, bad, or an inbetweener like Sfinksi? And with their voice raspy and distorted, she couldn’t tell what their gender was, which was probably good for them.

ask-zhongguo

“Aaahh!” śmierć pointed out with an index finger, eyes alight with understanding under the mask.

“You have the sphinx right?”

ask-miraculous-helsinki

Ah, yes. They got it. Good, no more trying to get them to guess what animal she’s based on. Which one do they have?

“Right animal is the Sphinx, far from being the lynx. Sfinksi is my name, chaotic neutral is my game.”

#aph miraculous au #ask-miraculous-nyopoland #sphinx miraculous #aph helsinki #hws helsinki #event: miracuswap 2020

his-shining-tears

looks stupit I want ten

tlitookilakin

The best part of this is that the explanation is even sillier:

these aren’t even a “race” of khajit, they’re just regular khajit. Whether khajit end up like housecats or humans or a fucking lion is solely determined by what phase of the moons they’re born under.

edgar-allan-possum

So, you could be practically human, your sister could be a frickin smilodon, and your parents could just be housecats?

Wild

ask-miraculous-helsinki

@ask-miraculous-maryland :D

#their miraculous is the cause of the rhyming #not that im complaining

ask-miraculous-helsinki

"Oho! Nice wings there, might I ask whom they originally belong too?" A raspy and distorted voice asked from the top of a building where śmierć was now perched, looking down at the other holder with curiosity.

Sfinksi’s wings curled around her shoulders when she heard the voice. They were gray, indicating she’s an inbetweener. She looked to the roof of the building to see the other holder there. “If it’s an answer you seek, to Egypt’s past you must peek.” Wait… rhymes? Sfinksi knew she’d be talking in riddles, but now she’s rhyming? Was the rhyming part of the akuma’s affect?

ask-zhongguo

śmierć blinked slowly with the most annoyed expression she could manage despite the fact that her face was completely masked. “Okay, but, there’s a lot of things about Ancient Egypt?” She tilted her head and shifted to a sitting position akin to a squat.

ask-miraculous-helsinki

“Their imagination quite vivid, this mighty beast guards the pyramid,” Sfinksi said with a smirk.

This could be fun if taken the right way, she’s not going to lie. Now, was this person good, bad, or an inbetweener like Sfinksi? And with their voice raspy and distorted, she couldn’t tell what their gender was, which was probably good for them.

#event: miracuswap 2020 #ask miraculous nyopoland #hws helsinki #aph helsinki

ask-miraculous-yugoslavia

Jovana huffed at the kwami, who certainly was not Medd.

"So, Miina, right? You're pretty cute. Do you think we can fuck shit up together until we find Medd and your holder?"

She didn't wait for the answer, pining the miraculous to her tie. God, not having a bandana really exposed her neck. She didn't like that.

"Miina, a storm's brewing!"

honeybadger miraculous -> stingray miraculous

Miracuswap 2020

#the stingray miraculous #miracuswap event #this is who has Miina

"Oho! Nice wings there, might I ask whom they originally belong too?" A raspy and distorted voice asked from the top of a building where śmierć was now perched, looking down at the other holder with curiosity.

Sfinksi’s wings curled around her shoulders when she heard the voice. They were gray, indicating she’s an inbetweener. She looked to the roof of the building to see the other holder there. “If it’s an answer you seek, to Egypt’s past you must peek.” Wait... rhymes? Sfinksi knew she’d be talking in riddles, but now she’s rhyming? Was the rhyming part of the akuma’s affect?

#aph miraculous au #ask-miraculous-nyopoland #sphinx miraculous #aph helsinki #hws helsinki #i went the Zecora route with her speaking

Taika smirked as she walked to her locker after winning her recent wrestling match. The one thing she hadn’t realized before she’d even entered the building initially was that her flower pin had fallen off her coat when someone had bumped into her. Now she’s looking around for the flower pin. Where did it go? Where was the pin? Where was Miina?

“Miina,” Taika called out after leaving the building. “Miina, where are you?” Where did that little yellow and blue kwami go? The 19-year-old Finnish woman was worried about her little friend.

What she hadn’t been expecting was for a different kwami than the one she’d been looking for. A little orange kwami with a tuft, tail, and wings. “You’re the stingray, right? I heard you calling for Miina.” “Who’re you?” Taika asked, brown eyes glaring at the kwami. Good thing no one was around to see Taika talking to the little creature.

“My name is Luorian and I’m the Sphinx kwami.” Hey handed her the object in their little paws. “This is my Miraculous.” Taika took the miraculous from them and looked it over before looking back at the kwami. Luorian told her the activation and after finding a hiding spot, Taika’s voice rang out.

“Luorian, riddle me this!”