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@ask-mistoffelees
Well I just had the most awkward conversation with your sister Victoria, how was your day?- Cat Morgan.
Fine, fine, I’ve been shut away for ages working on perfecting this new piece of magic. Um... what’s this about an awkward conversation? @ask-cat-morgan
Are you gonna take a ride on misto?
Excuse me, what?
You even think of doing anything like that to any of my kits and I’l bite both your ears off!
Mate, I don’t even know-… ohh I’m guessing they’re implying something of the saucy kind…………
Nah.. wouldn’t dream of it.
I’m vomitin’ just thinkin’ about that!!
And dont'cha threaten ma sis or yer tha one tha’s gonna loose yer ears, Morgan!!
YEAH! Dont'cha mess wit’ me brotha!
I think I might vom too…
I’m sorry, I didn’t really mean it, I’m just a bumbling old overprotective dad that’s all.
Nahhh, it’s okay Mister Morgan, I understand. Just know, Misto is only me friend.
Only!!!
He ain’t the romantical cat fer me!
He ain’t a very sociable cat at all actually…
Nah, Quaxie talks more than ‘im.
Daddy’s little introverts.
WHO’S RIDING WHAT NOW??
*anonymously threatens Misto and Vicky with a sword*
*Jumps in front of his kittens brandishing his own sword*
“Back off!” Cat Morgan said in a dangerously low tone.
*quickly ducks behind Cat Morgan* Father! What’s happening??
Hello, darlings~
Here, I bring you an ask blog for Admetus~ Your favourite sassy tomcat ;) Send in some questions why don’t you? I may be late, but don’t let that stop you~
*In the golden hour between dusk and night, Mistoffelees sneaks between the dens, struggling to balance the need to be quiet with the nervous excitement in his belly. He doesn’t need a partner for this little undertaking, exactly, but knowing how much his magical fascinated her, he can’t resist asking her along. Reaching her den, he makes two gentle taps at her window.*
“Cass…. Cass! Are you awake?” ( @ask–cassandra )
*Letting out a soft groan, the queen slowly cracks her eyes open at the disturbance of her rest. She flips onto her back, staring tiredly up at the roof of her den before turning her head to find out who in the name of the everlasting cat had woken her up. Cassandra furrowed her eyebrows in confusion as her eyes focused on the black and white toms giddy face* Mistoffelees? *She murmured and pushed herself up so she was sitting* What are you doing here? *Cass frowned at him*
*Misto has the good grace to look a little sheepish at interrupting Cassandra’s sleep.* “I’m sorry, I know I woke you up, it’s just… I thought you’d be interested in joining me, I’m going on a little hunt tonight, and I know you like magic, so….” *He is rambling, and stops for a moment, taking a deep breath* “Okay. I heard from Mungojerrie that there’s a human in Victoria Grove who owns a very old, very specific piece of jewelry. If it’s the one I read about in my books… I think it might be an amulet I’ve been trying to find for a long time. Would you like to come with me to see if we can find it?” *He looks at her hopefully*
An… Amulet? *Cassandra rubs at her eyes and stood, quietly stepping closer to the window Mistoffelees was at as one of her eyebrows slowly raised* Well…. I suppose it sounds interesting.. *She stretched her legs and back a little, groaning yet again* Alright then- If you believe Mungojerrie is a.. reliable source.. *She slunk away towards the entrance and slipped out into the cool night air, taking a deep breath before approaching the tux*
*He nods excitedly* “Yes! I mean, he’s as reliable as anything, I suppose. Finding out will be part of the fun. And… I could someone to help me sneak into the house.” *He smiles, as they began to walk out of the yard*
Right. *Cass watches the surroundings as they leave* Well, as long as it’s nothing dangerous and we don’t get caught.. *She glanced behind herself as she spoke, eyes narrowing a little* … We should be fine… *The queen turned back to face Mistoffelees* How are we going to… y'know.. get inside? *She pauses and tilts her head* Magic?
*He smiles mysteriously* “I might have a few tricks up my sleeves. You won’t be scared, will you?”
*In the golden hour between dusk and night, Mistoffelees sneaks between the dens, struggling to balance the need to be quiet with the nervous excitement in his belly. He doesn’t need a partner for this little undertaking, exactly, but knowing how much his magical fascinated her, he can’t resist asking her along. Reaching her den, he makes two gentle taps at her window.*
“Cass…. Cass! Are you awake?” ( @ask–cassandra )
*Letting out a soft groan, the queen slowly cracks her eyes open at the disturbance of her rest. She flips onto her back, staring tiredly up at the roof of her den before turning her head to find out who in the name of the everlasting cat had woken her up. Cassandra furrowed her eyebrows in confusion as her eyes focused on the black and white toms giddy face* Mistoffelees? *She murmured and pushed herself up so she was sitting* What are you doing here? *Cass frowned at him*
*Misto has the good grace to look a little sheepish at interrupting Cassandra’s sleep.* “I’m sorry, I know I woke you up, it’s just… I thought you’d be interested in joining me, I’m going on a little hunt tonight, and I know you like magic, so….” *He is rambling, and stops for a moment, taking a deep breath* “Okay. I heard from Mungojerrie that there’s a human in Victoria Grove who owns a very old, very specific piece of jewelry. If it’s the one I read about in my books… I think it might be an amulet I’ve been trying to find for a long time. Would you like to come with me to see if we can find it?” *He looks at her hopefully*
An… Amulet? *Cassandra rubs at her eyes and stood, quietly stepping closer to the window Mistoffelees was at as one of her eyebrows slowly raised* Well…. I suppose it sounds interesting.. *She stretched her legs and back a little, groaning yet again* Alright then- If you believe Mungojerrie is a.. reliable source.. *She slunk away towards the entrance and slipped out into the cool night air, taking a deep breath before approaching the tux*
*He nods excitedly* “Yes! I mean, he’s as reliable as anything, I suppose. Finding out will be part of the fun. And... I could someone to help me sneak into the house.” *He smiles, as they began to walk out of the yard*
*In the golden hour between dusk and night, Mistoffelees sneaks between the dens, struggling to balance the need to be quiet with the nervous excitement in his belly. He doesn’t need a partner for this little undertaking, exactly, but knowing how much his magical fascinated her, he can’t resist asking her along. Reaching her den, he makes two gentle taps at her window.*
“Cass…. Cass! Are you awake?” ( @ask–cassandra )
*Letting out a soft groan, the queen slowly cracks her eyes open at the disturbance of her rest. She flips onto her back, staring tiredly up at the roof of her den before turning her head to find out who in the name of the everlasting cat had woken her up. Cassandra furrowed her eyebrows in confusion as her eyes focused on the black and white toms giddy face* Mistoffelees? *She murmured and pushed herself up so she was sitting* What are you doing here? *Cass frowned at him*
*Misto has the good grace to look a little sheepish at interrupting Cassandra’s sleep.* “I’m sorry, I know I woke you up, it’s just... I thought you’d be interested in joining me, I’m going on a little hunt tonight, and I know you like magic, so....” *He is rambling, and stops for a moment, taking a deep breath* “Okay. I heard from Mungojerrie that there’s a human in Victoria Grove who owns a very old, very specific piece of jewelry. If it’s the one I read about in my books... I think it might be an amulet I’ve been trying to find for a long time. Would you like to come with me to see if we can find it?” *He looks at her hopefully*
*In the golden hour between dusk and night, Mistoffelees sneaks between the dens, struggling to balance the need to be quiet with the nervous excitement in his belly. He doesn’t need a partner for this little undertaking, exactly, but knowing how much his magical fascinated her, he can’t resist asking her along. Reaching her den, he makes two gentle taps at her window.*
“Cass…. Cass! Are you awake?” ( @ask--cassandra )
T... Tugger?? It's time! -Misto
What is?? What’s happening- are you okay?? Wait no- Is it?- oh my god it is isn’t It!!!?
It is!! D-do you know what to do? Now either… *groan* help me out or go get someone who knows how to deliver a kitten!
I’ve got literally no clue how to do this, Misto! And I know nobody who does either! Though I’m very sure that you have to sit down right now- I’ll be right back, I gotta go find someone-
*crumples to the ground* Ow…. OW! Hurry!
Mistoffelees! *Runs over*
Father!! Tugger and I n-need help, I…. nngggh! Ow! Do you know how to deliver a kitten??
Of course I know how to deliver a kitten! I help deliver you didn’t I? *Picks Mistoffelees up.* Come on son, let’s get you to your nest for starters.
Okay, I hope you know what you’re…. aah! D-doing! Tug, hold my paw, I need you…!
If you shift back into house-cat form the brith will go smoother and you’ll be able to get your body into a more comfortable position. Here lay on your side.
O-okay, I’ll do that... as long as @ask-tugger can still hold my paw...!
T... Tugger?? It's time! -Misto
What is?? What’s happening- are you okay?? Wait no- Is it?- oh my god it is isn’t It!!!?
It is!! D-do you know what to do? Now either… *groan* help me out or go get someone who knows how to deliver a kitten!
I’ve got literally no clue how to do this, Misto! And I know nobody who does either! Though I’m very sure that you have to sit down right now- I’ll be right back, I gotta go find someone-
*crumples to the ground* Ow…. OW! Hurry!
Mistoffelees! *Runs over*
Father!! Tugger and I n-need help, I…. nngggh! Ow! Do you know how to deliver a kitten??
Of course I know how to deliver a kitten! I help deliver you didn’t I? *Picks Mistoffelees up.* Come on son, let’s get you to your nest for starters.
Okay, I hope you know what you’re.... aah! D-doing! Tug, hold my paw, I need you...!
T... Tugger?? It's time! -Misto
What is?? What’s happening- are you okay?? Wait no- Is it?- oh my god it is isn’t It!!!?
It is!! D-do you know what to do? Now either… *groan* help me out or go get someone who knows how to deliver a kitten!
I’ve got literally no clue how to do this, Misto! And I know nobody who does either! Though I’m very sure that you have to sit down right now- I’ll be right back, I gotta go find someone-
*crumples to the ground* Ow…. OW! Hurry!
Mistoffelees! *Runs over*
Father!! Tugger and I n-need help, I.... nngggh! Ow! Do you know how to deliver a kitten??
T... Tugger?? It's time! -Misto
What is?? What’s happening- are you okay?? Wait no- Is it?- oh my god it is isn’t It!!!?
It is!! D-do you know what to do? Now either… *groan* help me out or go get someone who knows how to deliver a kitten!
I’ve got literally no clue how to do this, Misto! And I know nobody who does either! Though I’m very sure that you have to sit down right now- I’ll be right back, I gotta go find someone-
*crumples to the ground* Ow.... OW! Hurry!
T... Tugger?? It's time! -Misto
What is?? What’s happening- are you okay?? Wait no- Is it?- oh my god it is isn’t It!!!?
It is!! D-do you know what to do? Now either... *groan* help me out or go get someone who knows how to deliver a kitten!
Good Mourning, Mistoffelees. (quax)
Oh, hey @ask-quaxo. How are you? How’s your… *snort* boyfriend doing?
*quax gave a deadpan expression* Su-strange as usual. You-yours?
Strange, hm? Mine’s fine… hopefully not as nervous as I am about this kitten.
Why’re you nervous? You turned out ma-much better than I did, I’m sure you can raise a kit.
*shrugs* Look how huge I am. It’s not going to be a picnic pushing this kit out. But it’s rough raising a kit! One wrong decision and we could screw it up for life.
Well, good luck to you. Don’t ask me for advice, I won’t give anything worth your time.
*chuckles* Oh, don’t worry about that, I don’t plan to ask you anything. You know, I want to say, I don’t think you turned out so badly after– *hisses suddenly, rubbing his belly*– after all.
Hah, that’s nice of you to say but let’s really be honest here. *He shrugged*
*holding his belly with a tense look on his face* I mean it. I know we’ve had our rough moments, but overall you’re not a bad person.
Good Mourning, Mistoffelees. (quax)
Oh, hey @ask-quaxo. How are you? How’s your… *snort* boyfriend doing?
*quax gave a deadpan expression* Su-strange as usual. You-yours?
Strange, hm? Mine’s fine… hopefully not as nervous as I am about this kitten.
Why’re you nervous? You turned out ma-much better than I did, I’m sure you can raise a kit.
*shrugs* Look how huge I am. It’s not going to be a picnic pushing this kit out. But it’s rough raising a kit! One wrong decision and we could screw it up for life.
Well, good luck to you. Don’t ask me for advice, I won’t give anything worth your time.
*chuckles* Oh, don’t worry about that, I don’t plan to ask you anything. You know, I want to say, I don’t think you turned out so badly after-- *hisses suddenly, rubbing his belly*-- after all.
When are you due?- Cat Morgan
Any day now… frankly, it feels like I’m overdue as it is. I feel like I’m going to explode! *sigh*
No, no you won’t explode. *Pats him gently on the head* You’ll give brith the same way a hyena would. Have you built your nest yet? You’re mother had you in an old hatbox. Safest place for ya, you kits couldn’t get out and nothing could in without her knowing. By the way you want some jellied eels? Your mother craved them all the time when was pregnant with you kits.
…. actually yes, those eels smell great! Thank you. @ask-tugger and I have blankets and a really soft bowler hat. Do you think that’ll be good? *sigh* I’m so nervous…
I’ll make em fresh for ya. As long as you keep the hat out of wind it should fine. Make sure you keep your kittens dry and warm. *In a sad voice* Mustn’t let them catch a chill, they can go down so fast so fast. You haven’t seem Tempest around have you? She never lets me see her, but I can sense when she’s near.
I haven’t seen her a while, no. Is she really what she says she is? A ghost? Was she really.... *he looks away sadly* my sister?
Good Mourning, Mistoffelees. (quax)
Oh, hey @ask-quaxo. How are you? How’s your… *snort* boyfriend doing?
*quax gave a deadpan expression* Su-strange as usual. You-yours?
Strange, hm? Mine’s fine… hopefully not as nervous as I am about this kitten.
Why’re you nervous? You turned out ma-much better than I did, I’m sure you can raise a kit.
*shrugs* Look how huge I am. It’s not going to be a picnic pushing this kit out. But it’s rough raising a kit! One wrong decision and we could screw it up for life.
