fight in the parking lot of a dennys

[sekajiku]

[kerrin-deactivated20260107]

reverse harem situation where im given endless creampies from a room full of people who love me

dont worry you can kiss each other and stuff too, for my amusement <3

[beastsofthebriar]

rosalina: you know, i really wish you’d just admit to making a mistake sometimes.

keldarion, stirring his coffee: i prefer it with salt.

[amartworks]

had a fun experience on the subway the other day

[emotion-deluxe]

Everybody apologize to Sonic The Hedgehog right fucking now

[emotion-deluxe]

No because what the fuck is this doing in a game from a corporation with a networth of 4 Billion Dollars.

[aamitmorthos]

ya know, i didn't think this disney life sim game would let you be mean, sarcastic, dismissive, and non binary but here we are

[imsobadatnicknames2]

[always-somethings]

I told my boyfriend who makes Way more money than me that Wonder Bread is expensive. He asked if I needed any financial help 💀

[marvelxs-universe]

nowww 😭-

[mala-flacca]

Someone had to do it

[kingreywrites]

Dolores + knowing all along that Bruno never left

Bonus:

[duragdaddy]

i just found 12 bricks

[black-geek-supremacy]

Its back

[agentofcalamity]

Happy twelve bricks Tuesday everyone

[everythingfox]

(via)

[moss-solstice]

Spiderman no way home spoilers but no context

[ceo-of-daichi]

Spiderman: no way home… more like Spiderman: no way in hell i’m gonna recover from that film

[milesmorahles]

Ok but give Willem Dafoe an Oscar for his performance in NWH. Guy reprised a role he played almost 20 years ago, and not only played the character to perfection, but actually made the character BETTER and more compelling than before?? King shit.

[daggerfall]

Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush same as us and that thief over there. 

[spideymoth]

[simnationblog]

Pizza delivery from The Sims (1) to The Sims 4!

Source

[errantecho]

#the sims 3 pizza delivery girl looks worn down by life#like her man left her alone with 4 kids and she got fired for going on a total fucking drug fueled bender to cope#her new boyfriend seemed nice at first but then one morning she woke up and he’d stolen everything#including her boxset of buffy#so she loses it#smashes his car windscreen with a fucking baseball bat and gets arrested for property damage#now she’s working as a pizza delivery gal to support herself and her kids#i feel for you sims 3 pizza delivery woman