TRANSCRIPT:
Where I come from isn’t all that great My automobile is a piece of crap My fashion sense is a little wack And my friends are just as screwy as- My name is Ez Hawkins, I got spliced with the symbolic archetype of a spider a couple years ago at a reality-warping collision between the waking world and our parallel imagosphere. Since then, my claim to fame is being Victoria’s Favourite Spider- the one and only… Mommy Long Legs.












