Mr. Brisk

Professional skating daredevil. Ice hockey champion. Level 10 tobogganist instructor from GOWSA. Anti environmentalist and camp instructor. Free and easy, brisk and breezy!

[vargdottern]

i don't think i've found a character as insufferable as mr brisk since dolores fucking umbridge and that's saying a lot

[ask-mr-brisk]

How dare you! I could never be more insufferable than a WOMAN

[ask-mr-brisk]

You realise you’re wearing my oven mitts, right?

Actually, you've purchased my discontinued merch!

#oneofakind!

[ask-mr-brisk]

Did you know you have a theme song?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L31K7JBr-Mw

I wasn't expecting to feast my ears...

Why, what is that MELODY ⛷️

[ask-mr-brisk]

NO!

NOOOOOOOOOO!

[ask-mr-brisk]

How dare you! No one boops Mr Brisk and gets away with it.

[ask-mr-brisk]

Today is national pie day! I've got no idea why the nerds are in on this, but it's the ladies that should be! Get to pie making!

#🥧 #⛷️

[ask-mr-brisk]

Excuse me, Mr Brisk? I was watching your show today - as one does - but despite having watched your debut episode at least ten times, I managed to snag this screenshot from a scene I'd never seen before! Is it a special edition broadcast with never before seen content? Congratulations on your marriage by the way 😊

Ah yes, this is indeed a special episode that aired before the season's debut, in which I hold hands with a gay male hemulen- an adoring fan. We are not married, however! No, no. I was informed that the hint of such could be profitable, but the shot was tanked on account of being "queer bait." I don't find anything queer about the bait, but then again, we don't want to promote homosexuality TOO much! Aha

[moomshroomsoup]

Brisk and Hemulen sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g

[ask-mr-brisk]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

[ask-mr-brisk]

Excuse me, Mr Brisk? I was watching your show today - as one does - but despite having watched your debut episode at least ten times, I managed to snag this screenshot from a scene I'd never seen before! Is it a special edition broadcast with never before seen content? Congratulations on your marriage by the way 😊

Ah yes, this is indeed a special episode that aired before the season's debut, in which I hold hands with a gay male hemulen- an adoring fan. We are not married, however! No, no. I was informed that the hint of such could be profitable, but the shot was tanked on account of being "queer bait." I don't find anything queer about the bait, but then again, we don't want to promote homosexuality TOO much! Aha

[ask-mr-brisk]

Happy Valentine's day! To all the fellas, purchase my signed photo today.

To the ladies...on your mark, get set, GO!

[ask-mr-brisk]

Why SHOULD ambulance rides in America be free? If you want a little life-saving train ride, you can go find the polar express.

[ask-mr-brisk]

Charlie Brown.

No.

[ask-mr-brisk]

I assure you, I only smell of success and glory! I'm not sure what it translates to for a Joe Shmoe such as yourself, but my scent alone has caused many to fall at my feet.

[ask-mr-brisk]

How does one go about wooing the ladies?

Hmmm, I suppose I can help a lowly lad such as yourself!

All you need, my friend, is to be smooth and confident. Of course, it never hurts to try out my patented moves such as "The Brisk Spin," or perhaps the "The Ol' One-Two-Punch-Twist-Overtime-Overturn-Punt-Drop-Kick." You might want to practice those before trying.

[ask-mr-brisk]

Which character from зелёный слоник is your favourite?

Gesundheit! My favorite is the one who covers their mouth when they sneeze.

[ask-mr-brisk]

Did you celebrate Christmas this year? Did you get any presents?

Do Santa's elves like to frolic? Of course I celebrated Christmas! As usual, the big man was kind enough to supply me with coal, obviously fuel for my upcoming furniture factory.

[ask-mr-brisk]

Brian?

Brian Brisk: the first and the one and only 😉🏆

[moomshroomsoup]

oops Little My forgot to check his restraints

[ask-mr-brisk]

I'm still waiting on that lawsuit!