MAGGOT.

If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I think he knows a little more about fighting then you do, pal. Because he invented it, and he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor! ((Soldier RP blog for TF2, On team RED, I track the tag #askmrdoe))

[compassinq-deactivated20131214]

ANON HOUR STARTS NOW. NOTHING DELETED. EVERYTHING ANSWERED

[ask-mr-doe]

MAGGOT NUMBNUTS MAGGOT MAGGOT MAGGOT NUMBNUTS MAGGOT MAGGOT MAGGOT MAGGOT NUMBNUTS MAGGOT NUMBNNUTS MAGGOT

[ask-mr-doe]

"Random question...what're your thoughts on Captain America, Soldier?"

THAT'S THE SHAPE AND ENTIRETY OF A TRUE AMERICAN MAN, KILLING OFF NAZI'S TO SAVE HIS STATE? IF YOU ASK ME, THAT IS A TRUE AMERICAN MAN,AND I SALUTE HIM!

[biteythevillain]

DID U MISS THE STEAM SUMMER SALE? MAYBE BUMMED CUZ THE GAME U WANTED DIDNT GO ON SALE? BUMMED U DIDNT GET ENOUGH? TIME 4 A GIVE AWAY

Three winners will be picked on August 1st so just under a month 2 get a shot in

1st Prize Winner will get a 50$ steam card/code PLUS a personal pick from me 2 shove up in ur digital locker

2nd Prize will get a 20$ steam card/code PLUS a personal pick from me 2 shove up in ur digital locker (10 bucks or cheaper)

3rd prize will get ONE GAME equal or lesser to 20 bucks gifted 2 them on steam.

RULES

Reblog OR like, as long as I can see ur name pop up on here somehow. U dont gotta follow but if u happen 2 in theres a good chance ull get somethin extra.

pls dont spam ppls dashes tho.

winners will be picked on August 1st and given 24 hours 2 respond, if i dont get a message back ur prizell be nudged off 2 another random picked person.

GOOD LUCK

[dingbonk-deactivated20150319]

"I’m back. I got donuts and coffee. Who wants some?"

[ask-mr-doe]

"I WILL TAKE YOUR FINEST DONUTS AND CAFFEINE AT THIS VERY MOMENT, MAGGOT!"

[biteythevillain]

DID U MISS THE STEAM SUMMER SALE? MAYBE BUMMED CUZ THE GAME U WANTED DIDNT GO ON SALE? BUMMED U DIDNT GET ENOUGH? TIME 4 A GIVE AWAY

Three winners will be picked on August 1st so just under a month 2 get a shot in

1st Prize Winner will get a 50$ steam card/code PLUS a personal pick from me 2 shove up in ur digital locker

2nd Prize will get a 20$ steam card/code PLUS a personal pick from me 2 shove up in ur digital locker (10 bucks or cheaper)

3rd prize will get ONE GAME equal or lesser to 20 bucks gifted 2 them on steam.

RULES

Reblog OR like, as long as I can see ur name pop up on here somehow. U dont gotta follow but if u happen 2 in theres a good chance ull get somethin extra.

pls dont spam ppls dashes tho.

winners will be picked on August 1st and given 24 hours 2 respond, if i dont get a message back ur prizell be nudged off 2 another random picked person.

GOOD LUCK

[rp-memes]

I dare you to flirt with my muse.

[platinumverity-archive-deactiva]

[ask-mr-doe]

I'm fully recovered from my surgery, and all my pain is as good as gone! If I owe you a response or you want a starter, PLEASE LET ME KNOW! My activity page is messed up beyond hell and I can't seem to find the old threads, 

Thank you!

[sharingrainbows]

HEY, MAGGOT! THERE'S NO DOWNTIME IN WAR!

“Harrumph? Buda eumph godump…”

All of this blue little friends went away for the day, but if Solider wanted more rainbows to be shared, that could be arranged.

[ask-mr-doe]

"YOU HEARD ME, THEY MAY NOT BE ON THE FIELD TONIGHT, BUT THEY MIGHT BE PLANNING, DO YOU WANT TO DIE, TODAY? BECAUSE YOU ARE ACTING LIKE IT!" Jane was screaming his head off as always, he was always alert to whether the other was attacking or planning, and got his point through, pacing around the Pyro, he rose his voice again. "LETS PLAY A SCENARIO, THE BLU MAGGOTS GET IN AND THEY STEAL EVERYTHING THAT'S OURS, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?"

[cardinalscout]

I'm shocked this isn't a prompt in the TF2 Fandom...

Our muses have been told they’re 70 hours to live. For most muses, no time at all. They are not most muses. They have the resources, the will, to make their last hours count.

Send a ☠ to see what dying wish my muse tells your muse.

[rpmememaker]

[ask-mr-doe]

"I will smack you to hell"

"I will smack you to heaven"

"I will smack you so fucking hard if you don’t kiss me right now!"

"I will smack you the life out of you"

"I will smack you back to life!"

"I’ll smack the glasses off your face"

"I will smack you to another species"

[ask-mr-doe]

M!As: Send Me Some!

Baby: Muse is pregnant and due in ____. (Father specified by anon)

Sight: Muse is blind for ___

Hearing: Muse is deaf for ___

Ariel: Muse doesn't have a tongue for ___

Memory: Muse cannot remember anything for ___

Injury: Muse will be injured somehow (anon decides severity and injury) for ____

Fear: Muse will be terrified by something or someone (anon specifies who) for ___

Gemini: Muse will split into two different versions of themself for ___

Basket: Muse finds a baby in a basket and has to take care of it for ___

Love: Muse will be in love with (Anon decides) for 2 days

Cloak: Muse will be Invisible if wearing a special Clothing (Anon decides) for 3 Hours

Cough: Muse will be ill for 14 Hours

Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 4 Days

Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.

Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 3 Hours

Host: Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours

Age: Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours

Feels: Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides)

Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies)

Lurk: Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what)

Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours

Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day

Sick: Muse will be sick with a unique flu for (Anon decides. Anon may also specify flu symptoms, they can even be really odd, different from Cough curse.)

Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)

Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 12 hours.

Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)

Extremist: Muse becomes an extremist for (Anon specifies and decides for how long)

Class: Muse will believe they are a high-class prostitute for (Anon decides)

Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)

Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours

Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours

Enemy: Muse takes the appearance of someone they hate for 16 hours

Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 24 hours

Dream: Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours

Impression: Muse thinks they are a ______ (Anon pick an animal) for 15 hours

Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 16 hours

Kiss: Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour

Stalk: Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)

Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for 3 days

Paranoia: Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)

Infatuation: Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 4 days

Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)

Alarm: Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 18 hours

AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week

Craving: Muse will have an unusual craving for (Anon specifies) for 9 hours

Mother: Muse suspects everyone has insulted their mother for 4 hours

[ask-mr-doe]

Wellll. I don't really have anything to do, and since I'm stuck in bed, I'll start sending out starters, reblog this if you want one, and I'll send ya one ASAP!

[demon-ciel-phantomhive]

(Reblog this if you are a RP-er that doesn't mind people coming in your inbox to RP~)

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[shitpeoplesayintf2]

[ask-mr-doe]

Sorry!!

I’m so sorry for my long absence but I’ve been prepping for a surgery, and that surgery is tomorrow, which… sucks because I’ll be gone again, I’m sorry again guys, but I’ll be back and recovered soon, so long!

[snxwpea]

when u reblog the ask meme and get none

when u put out an open rp and no one responds

when u have no one to rp with

but when u have that one person who always responds and send u the ask meme