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@ask-muppet-phantom
Hello, and welcome to this new ask blog, starring the one, the only, muppetised Phantom of the Opera, with guest appearances from his friends, frenemies, enemies, and acquaintances, all similarly muppetised.
Mostly musical canon, with some Leroux-by-osmosis, and asks answered in doodle form.
So without further ado:
(Holds Muppet Raoul and squishes his cheeks, then him.)
[sad drunk guy noises]
i miss my favorite little man :((
*shoves tiny little man towards you and runs away*
Wh–
[A long pause, followed by a sound not unlike the one someone would make if they saw a particularly cute pet. I guess he found great delight in this.]
@ask-muppet-phantom
Fine, yes...Mon Dieu, tu es comme une version miniature de mon homme préféré (déjà assez petit)! Fascinating!
[with a frankly astounding amount of politeness:] How do you do today, good monsieur?
Not precisely. Richard Firmin, nice to meet you.
[He goes to hold out his hand for a handshake, and then he pauses, because, well...Muppet.]
You remind me very much of a colleague of mine – albeit a much smaller version, heh.
Oh, you are adorable!
[Head pat]
- @vicomte-raoul-de-chagny
@vicomte-raoul-de-chagny
[sad drunk guy noises]
i miss my favorite little man :((
*shoves tiny little man towards you and runs away*
Wh–
[A long pause, followed by a sound not unlike the one someone would make if they saw a particularly cute pet. I guess he found great delight in this.]
@ask-muppet-phantom
Fine, yes...Mon Dieu, tu es comme une version miniature de mon homme préféré (déjà assez petit)! Fascinating!
[with a frankly astounding amount of politeness:] How do you do today, good monsieur?
[sad drunk guy noises]
i miss my favorite little man :((
*shoves tiny little man towards you and runs away*
Wh–
[A long pause, followed by a sound not unlike the one someone would make if they saw a particularly cute pet. I guess he found great delight in this.]
@ask-muppet-phantom
[sad drunk guy noises]
i miss my favorite little man :((
*shoves tiny little man towards you and runs away*
How many fingers am I holding up ✌️?
[He squints, and then moves in a bit closer.]
Uh, two? My vision's not what it used to be. And no, I'm not drunk. Currently.
@memoirsofamanager
You better stay that way because I won’t be doing this whole thing every night.
My sobriety is, frankly, none of your business. I don't need a damn babysitter.
@memoirsofamanager
Are you sure ? Because two days ago you called me "Gilles" for at least two hours. I know we’re about the same height, but…
In my defense, I also have incredibly poor vision. And it was a bit dark. And I was sad.
I wanted a hug from my darling. :(
It’s okay. He’s coming back in four days. It won’t be long.
(To herself : it’s okay. He’s coming back in four days. It won’t be long. It won’t be long.)
@memoirsofamanager
I should have went with him.
Ugh...But then there'd be nobody to run this damn place. I'm the only thing keeping things afloat right now.
[Hilariously, this isn't even an untrue statement.]
Do we have a carlotta puppet?
((I can't send this from my sideblog gdi))
Firstly, you should know that I burst into very confused laughter upon seeing this – it scared M. Firmin so badly that he spilled his drink all over the floor. Apparently I sounded like a "deranged hyena".
Second: ???? No?????
muppet erik i think you're very beautiful and very sweet, would love to hang out some time :))
If the muppets were on a picnic and a wasp started buzzing around, how would each muppet react?
Monsieur Phantom, what do you think of the masquerade mask designs I've drawn?
(Mask is Papillion Deux by inkypearlz)
Muppet Erik! What is your favourite song to play on the organ?
is there a chandelier muppet???
erik, do you think raoul is a cinnamon roll? might you say, perhaps, cinnamon roll de chagny?
*scuttles off into sewer lair because i am too proud of that joke*
Bonus Cinnamon Raoul de Chagny:
I am going to give raoul the nastiest most ATROCIOUS buzzcut ever known to man and noone can stop me
