Yo! Hey you two! What’s shakin! Haven’t been here in a while and I’m curious as to what’s been happening while I was gone!
Mirage: Ah...hmm. What has happened?
Octane: Space mom joined the games.
Mirage: Pathfinder asked us all a bunch of questions. It was like he was on some sort of a quest or something. Like a...Pathfinder's Quest. That's good. Someone should trademark that.
Octane: Elliott learned how to drive.
Mirage: I always knew how to drive!
Octane: What else...Oh! We've got a Salvonian, compadre. With one arm! And a big gun thing that spits fire out!
Mirage: Oh yeah. And then his...ex...friend...ex-friend-enemy tried to kill us all!
Mirage: And then she got into the system and started being snarky to us while we were just tryna do our jobs! Some of us know how to announce with class. Oh, also I tried to make a nice anniversary video for everyone and Crypto ruined it.
Octane: It was kinda funny.
Mirage: And...hmm...Oh! How could I forget! We got engaged!
Octane: Oh, yeah. That did happen.