BAD B MADE IT CLAP

diana, 20’s, sweden. i think it can digging in the ground for tubers.

[aqwult]

damn it's only wednesday?? ??? i need to get fucked within an inch of my life

[ranni-thewitch]

divert all power to the funk engine

[puppygirllaika]

a single, solitary, earth-shattering note thunders across the battlefield like a tsunami.

[gingerpolyglot]

If you find yourself asking some variation of "why do the hets do x" or "are the straights okay" I can guarantee you that nine times out of ten the answer is literally just straight men being misogynistic or straight women coping with straight men being misogynistic

[owlet]

thank you scherz et al. for bringing us the frogs Mini ature, Mini mum and of course, the Mini scule

[owlet]

[chulastar7]

[clowniconography]

this is one of the more creative hate comments i've seen and i felt the need to immortalize it

[runby2]

[passioninblue]

no

[kadethecat]

[runby2]

Just so you all know, my tumblr glitched egregiously so now every time someone reblogs this from me, tumblr takes me off of my dashboard or search results and forces me to see this post again

[runby2]

WHY DID SOMEONE ADD AN INCINERATOR ????

[runby2]

I STILL HAVE TO SEE THIS BTW. ITS BEEN YEARS.

[tastelessleather]

And you will see it again.

[pillarsalt]

[baby-harpseal]

always so funny to me how Kai is considered a stylish unisex/gender-neutral name in English. like that's a northern German man in his mid 60s to me.

[baby-harpseal]

who i picture when somebody tells me their they/them polyamorous lover now goes by Kai:

[yamada-ryo]

honestly one of the all time tweets of all time tbh

[chibird]

I will never let AI touch my art, even as it becomes more and more prevalent in today’s society. I like to think that every part of the process, from coming up with the ideas to handwriting all the words, is special because it’s coming from me. I put my whole heart into my art, and I hope that it shows!

In this AI dystopia, your favorite artists need you more than ever! Join their Patreons, buy from their online stores, like or engage with their art on social media. Let’s uplift human artists over AI that continues to profit off of the backs of millions of artists that it stole from.

Chibird store | Patreon | Instagram

[innerchildabortionclinic]

when I say "you should kill him" and people look at me weird

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[nae-nae-supreme]

when someone mentions HOES with ARMPIT HAIR

[jame7t]

its 10 AM on a weekday .

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Isn't there an industrial boiler you're supposed to be maintaining

[nae-nae-supreme]

I must find...the HOES.

,whatever it takes

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: t t AT A t A a a . 't t a ta ' t atag t …t . ,at t ta

Closest match: Scolopendra cretica genome assembly, chromosome: 5 Common name: Cretan Giant Centipede

(image source)

[zsnes]

did any otherkin vote for Hillary Clinton

[theconservativeotherkin]

Not I.

[enyafans4communism]

fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning

[statistical-distr-of-polls]

FMK - In order

The wound, the past, the ghost

The past, the ghost, the wound

The ghost, the wound, the past

The wound, the ghost, the past

The past, the wound, the ghost

The ghost, the past, the wound

Variation I forgor/bald/vanilla extract/results

Voting ended onMay 17

[astraltrickster]

[kushblazer666]