Man Upstairs Won't Let Me Die

Emmet said I should get one of these so I could "talk to people." I GUESS I'll answer whatever questions you guys have. [Semi Selective Ask Blog for Rex Dangervest][A sideblog to my personal and run mostly from my phone][Personal is stutteryprince-difficulties][No NSFW, always SFW][Icon by popfizzles]

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Hi :3

Hey

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Like every two weeks, there is another person going through the entirety of this blog and looking at everything even though it's all like 5 years old now and I say that with affection and love in my heart

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Like every two weeks, there is another person going through the entirety of this blog and looking at everything even though it's all like 5 years old now and I say that with affection and love in my heart

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Might restart this blog just for this one specific person

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Like every two weeks, there is another person going through the entirety of this blog and looking at everything even though it's all like 5 years old now and I say that with affection and love in my heart

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Like every two weeks, there is another person going through the entirety of this blog and looking at everything even though it's all like 5 years old now and I say that with affection and love in my heart

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No wait hold on why is this blog getting popular again like actually

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Like every two weeks, there is another person going through the entirety of this blog and looking at everything even though it's all like 5 years old now and I say that with affection and love in my heart

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M!A: Rex gets sent back to his original timeline (hopefully it returned to existing once Rex did as well) for about an hour or so. I think that's about 5-10 asks?

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Sometimes pornbots follow this blog and I almost don't want to block them because it would be perfectly in character for Paradoxus Rex to get his identity and credit card information stolen by a glitchy fucked up robot parading around as a sexy lady

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What if I just started posting here again out of nowhere what if I did that

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You guys can have this out of context doodle just for fun

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To the anon asking me NSFW questions about Rex: You are understanding the assignment, but you are in the wrong classroom, my love

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I can NOT keep underestimating the amount of people that want to fuck Rex Dangervest

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Stop telling people I'm DEAD

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To the anon asking me NSFW questions about Rex: You are understanding the assignment, but you are in the wrong classroom, my love

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rex and Emmet annoying eachother in true sibling fashion ?

This ask was sent in like yesterday in response to a "what should I draw" post I made like. four months ago so I'm not drawing this but I can probably reblog some old favorites of Rex and Emmet being terrible to each other, if that'll suffice

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:) <- guy making an au so specific a mere handful of people will enjoy it