I&#x27;m not a miracle worker.

@ask-paramedic-mercy How do you want to spend today?

I’m fine with spending it any way, as long as it’s with you.

We could…go on a picnic?

That would be fun!

@ask-paramedic-mercy How do you want to spend today?

I'm fine with spending it any way, as long as it's with you.

I want the K (Cyzo)

3 - Nose Kiss

*Falls into his arms* Hello dear.. I’m exhausted..

@ask-lowes-cyberhanzo

Oh– Yes, I apologize, but you do seem tired. Have patients kept you busy?

Mmmmhm.. This isn’t exactly a slow job, but I knew that.

You deserve rest. I can make you some tea.

Awww.. Thank you honey.

Shall I carry you to the comfort of the couch?

Would you? That would be so sweet…

I’m way ahead of you. [He lifted her up bridal style and began to take her to the couch] What else can I get you?

Hmm.. Well, you could lower your head a bit.

Like this?

Yes. So I can do this. *She reached her head up and kissed him on the nose.*

Oh– [He blushed a little]

Awww.. Look at you, how cute.

You have that effect on me, I suppose..

Guess that makes me special!

You are! I admire you more than any Lowe’s product.

Awwww, I'm flattered, dear!

I want the K (Cyzo)

3 - Nose Kiss

*Falls into his arms* Hello dear.. I’m exhausted..

@ask-lowes-cyberhanzo

Oh– Yes, I apologize, but you do seem tired. Have patients kept you busy?

Mmmmhm.. This isn’t exactly a slow job, but I knew that.

You deserve rest. I can make you some tea.

Awww.. Thank you honey.

Shall I carry you to the comfort of the couch?

Would you? That would be so sweet…

I’m way ahead of you. [He lifted her up bridal style and began to take her to the couch] What else can I get you?

Hmm.. Well, you could lower your head a bit.

Like this?

Yes. So I can do this. *She reached her head up and kissed him on the nose.*

Oh– [He blushed a little]

Awww.. Look at you, how cute.

You have that effect on me, I suppose..

Guess that makes me special!

I want the K (Cyzo)

3 - Nose Kiss

*Falls into his arms* Hello dear.. I’m exhausted..

@ask-lowes-cyberhanzo

Oh– Yes, I apologize, but you do seem tired. Have patients kept you busy?

Mmmmhm.. This isn’t exactly a slow job, but I knew that.

You deserve rest. I can make you some tea.

Awww.. Thank you honey.

Shall I carry you to the comfort of the couch?

Would you? That would be so sweet…

I’m way ahead of you. [He lifted her up bridal style and began to take her to the couch] What else can I get you?

Hmm.. Well, you could lower your head a bit.

Like this?

Yes. So I can do this. *She reached her head up and kissed him on the nose.*

Oh– [He blushed a little]

Awww.. Look at you, how cute.

I want the K (Cyzo)

3 - Nose Kiss

*Falls into his arms* Hello dear.. I’m exhausted..

@ask-lowes-cyberhanzo

Oh– Yes, I apologize, but you do seem tired. Have patients kept you busy?

Mmmmhm.. This isn’t exactly a slow job, but I knew that.

You deserve rest. I can make you some tea.

Awww.. Thank you honey.

Shall I carry you to the comfort of the couch?

Would you? That would be so sweet…

I’m way ahead of you. [He lifted her up bridal style and began to take her to the couch] What else can I get you?

Hmm.. Well, you could lower your head a bit.

Like this?

Yes. So I can do this. *She reached her head up and kissed him on the nose.*

I want the K (Cyzo)

3 - Nose Kiss

*Falls into his arms* Hello dear.. I’m exhausted..

@ask-lowes-cyberhanzo

Oh– Yes, I apologize, but you do seem tired. Have patients kept you busy?

Mmmmhm.. This isn’t exactly a slow job, but I knew that.

You deserve rest. I can make you some tea.

Awww.. Thank you honey.

Shall I carry you to the comfort of the couch?

Would you? That would be so sweet…

I’m way ahead of you. [He lifted her up bridal style and began to take her to the couch] What else can I get you?

Hmm.. Well, you could lower your head a bit.

I want the K (Cyzo)

3 - Nose Kiss

*Falls into his arms* Hello dear.. I’m exhausted..

@ask-lowes-cyberhanzo

Oh– Yes, I apologize, but you do seem tired. Have patients kept you busy?

Mmmmhm.. This isn’t exactly a slow job, but I knew that.

You deserve rest. I can make you some tea.

Awww.. Thank you honey.

Shall I carry you to the comfort of the couch?

Would you? That would be so sweet...

I want the K (Cyzo)

3 - Nose Kiss

*Falls into his arms* Hello dear.. I’m exhausted..

@ask-lowes-cyberhanzo

Oh– Yes, I apologize, but you do seem tired. Have patients kept you busy?

Mmmmhm.. This isn’t exactly a slow job, but I knew that.

You deserve rest. I can make you some tea.

Awww.. Thank you honey.

I want the K (Cyzo)

3 - Nose Kiss

*Falls into his arms* Hello dear.. I’m exhausted..

@ask-lowes-cyberhanzo

Oh– Yes, I apologize, but you do seem tired. Have patients kept you busy?

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Mmmmhm.. This isn't exactly a slow job, but I knew that.

I want the K (Cyzo)

3 - Nose Kiss*Falls into his arms* Hello dear.. I'm exhausted..@ask-lowes-cyberhanzo

Send me 'I want the K' and I'll generate a number

1: Hot, Steamy kiss

2: Cheek Kiss

3: Nose Kiss

4: Forehead Kiss

5: Firm Kiss

6: Gentle Peck

7: Romantic Kiss

8: Eyelid Kiss

9: Jawline Kiss

10: Neck Kiss

11: Collarbone Kiss

12: Chest Kiss

13: Stomach Kiss

14: Kiss Along the Hips

15: Kiss in the Rain

16: Upside-Down Kiss

17: Goofy Kiss

18: Underwater Kiss

19: Forceful Kiss

20: Any of the Above

21: Then there’s tongue

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Keep reading

Ah, no thanks.

Hell, my nose is bleedin’, goddamn–

@ask-paramedic-mercy Hey, can I have you on stand by?

Yes you may.

Good. I think I could be O.D.ing, so you may wanna step back a li'l

You are

what

I AM OVERD– [He grabs his chest and collapses]

why do i always get these patients

Hell, my nose is bleedin’, goddamn–

@ask-paramedic-mercy Hey, can I have you on stand by?

Yes you may.

Good. I think I could be O.D.ing, so you may wanna step back a li'l

You are

what

Hell, my nose is bleedin’, goddamn–

@ask-paramedic-mercy Hey, can I have you on stand by?

Yes you may.

I am a cryptid.

A cryptid that wants to sell you some bathroom tiles, power tools, and plywood.

Can I kiss the cryptid?

You may.