Patricia Bateman

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INTRODUCTION

Rp blog for Patricia Bateman from American Psycho (18+)

This will probably be less genderbent and more AU, my interpretation of if Patrick Bateman was a woman? I guess? I'll be making shit up as I go along, I'm here to have fun.

About me: Hi guys, I'm here yet again with another AP RP blog, are you guys sick of me yet?? I'm 20 years old. Eastern Time zone. I'm open to pretty much anything pertaining to canon-typical violence, sex and other topics. Blah Blah Blah same shit. Hi :3

I also run @luiscarruthers89 and @d-vanpatten . Holy chud get a life.

Will try to be faithful to the original Patrick Bateman while also putting a bit of a twist on things since...She's a woman. Honestly, I just wanted to write Patrick but we genuinely do not need another so I thought I'd switch it up, idfk.

Others in her circle will most likely be gender-swapped too. I'm still thinking about it, honestly maybe it will be inconsistent and depend on what I want to write :3

Tags: #PatriciaBateman #PatriciaAnswers #Patriciaart

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My American Psycho Genderswap Au :D YURRIIIIIII11

Patricia and Louise !! Here they are based as 80s designer fashion magazine ads and then some scene redraws :3

They are also on my artfight....cough cough..... (saccharine-heart)

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Hello! If there was a dance party in P&P would you dance with your boy secretary Gene? (:

Only if he can dance. I don't want to be embarrassed by poor dancing.

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Cocaine is for male homosexuals. Today, I saw a bum overdose in an alleyway but I don't know on what exactly. I had an early dinner reservation at a new Bistro with an alright table. I think a homosexual couple was a few tables away from ours and I had to excuse myself to the bathroom after getting nearly nauseous from how turned on I was by the idea of the bigger one fucking the other's slit throat. Tomorrow, I have a hair appointment.

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Do you have any random fact about yourself? Something completely pointless. The kind of thing that's hard to find out about you? Maybe some secret interest? A niche hobby?

I'm a normal girl. I want peace and love. I don't shave my vagina.

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I need to replace all of my kitchen appliances.

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Would you fuck Mark or gene. Or would you peg fuck both of them.

I would like to watch them get it on. They're both very submissive, gentle guys and I think it would be very arousing watching them fumble around trying to shyly figure out how to go about sodomizing each other. But eventually I'd direct them about what I want to see them do, and they're good boys, they would surely obey my instruction.

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Would you mourn to gene death? Would you feel bad for him that he died cause he's the only person that was so generous and kind to you.....):

I don't want Gene to die but I would be upset if he did die and I couldn't watch it happen. Or taken matters into my own hands. But I don't want him dead, he's very useful to me.

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wuold you crack mark. Or gene. Or both.

Could you be more specific? Cracking their bones? Skull? Spine?

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happy pride month, lesbo~

I am not gay. I have no romantic nor sexual interest in other women. Homosexual women do tend to fawn after me quite often which disgusts me to say. Maybe they should try to get into touch with each other and leave me alone.

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(MARSHA/MARK ALLYSON MOD)

COME BACK PATRICIAAAA WE (I) MISS YOUU </3

OOC: I MISS HER TOO I DONT KNOW WHAT TO POST WAAAAA

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Purely hypothetical question. Let’s say you have a completely ordinary trash bag approximately 6’6” tall and somewhere around 200 pounds. Maybe slightly more now that I think about it. And for reasons that are entirely mundane and legally uninteresting, this trash bag needs to disappear from your home as soon as possible. Unfortunately, you cannot lift it alone, and inviting other people to witness the existence of this trash bag would create unnecessary complications. There is nothing suspicious inside the bag. Only Christmas decorations. Yes, I have way too much junk in my apartment. There’s a tree in the bag. It’s rotting.

Looking forward to your suggestions.

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Pick up my phone call.

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How do you like the rearranging I did while you were at work, kitty?~

I saw what you did and I left, Laurent. I want everything back the way it was before I return or you will be very sorry. This is not acceptable. Oh, my God. Read this carefully and understand that if you don't fix my apartment you will be sorry, you fucking stupid woman.

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Hey Patricia, hope you're having a good night <3

- MARK ALLYSON

I'm sitting in my living room on my white down-filled sofa with a glass of chardonnay completely nude because I sweated out of my blouse and skirt by Aritzia. The walls are buzzing and the windows are loud and the sky is clear. I am still wearing my bra and panty set ($140) and stockings. I don't recall the heels I had on. I'm in my apartment. I'm in a cab. I'm in a public bathroom. I'm in my apartment. I'm in a phone booth. I'm on a street corner. I'm in a restaurant. I'm in the P&P building. I'm in Tunnel. I'm in my apartment.

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I admire you.

As any woman should.

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You’re suspiciously quiet.

Suspicious? Me? I'm a busy woman, give me a break!

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Hi Patricia ^_^ hope youre doing better today!

- MARK ALLYSON

(Pls he's so cute I can't DOTHIS)

Hello Mark, I'm doing just fine. Long week at the office, you could say!